Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 3 hours ago, Ape said: Early day today? I though they closed at 4pm? Chicken smelt like fish at lunch ? No it was your "mrs" lol.lol. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fish smelt like chicken at lunch ? No it was your "mrs" lol.lol. lol. I assume you intended to say chicken smelt like fish? Fucking thick twat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: I assume you intended to say chicken smelt like fish? Fucking thick twat! That's right! And you still shop at Tesco with the great unwashed. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: That's right! And you still shop at Tesco with the great unwashed. lol. Interesting that you managed to completely fuck up your hilarious little comment. I think it says a lot about your mental health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 7 minutes ago, Ape said: Interesting that you managed to completely fuck up your hilarious little comment. I think it says a lot about your mental health. I've been playing golf all day and drinking the club's new claret. Did you and your wife get your lard to rub into each other? Get some Brillo pads and give her a good scub too... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 4 hours ago, Ape said: Stupid cunt. You're such a touchy little girl aren't you? One little comment, not even offensive, aimed at you and you're off, naming me in multiple unrelated posts. Total wanker. Get used to it, I'm named on almost every page of every thread in a totally unrelated manner.... it's what the thick pricks with a bee in their pretty pink bonnets seem to do. 22 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've been playing golf all day and drinking the club's new claret. Did you and your wife get your lard to rub into each other? Get some Brillo pads and give her a good scub too... lol. I was going to suggest a surform, for you to shave your bollocks with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 35 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've been playing golf all day and drinking the club's new claret. Of course you have Walter, of course you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 13 hours ago, Eddie said: The only people who were ties in the city are the police, a clip on piece of shit. Maybe also two bob estate agents, who drive sign written company cars. This. I work for a large law firm in the city. A few of the older partners wear ties, but pretty much everyone else doesn't bother with them any more, because they know ties are for cunts. Punkape, you are a useless pile of worm castings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 6 hours ago, Ape said: Stupid cunt. You're such a touchy little girl aren't you? One little comment, not even offensive, aimed at you and you're off, naming me in multiple unrelated posts. Total wanker. Who's the touchy girl? Grow a set, you worthless fucking twat. Between you, Slackers and Decimus, it's a wonder you can discuss anything but me. You can dish, but you can't take. Fuck right off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Who's the touchy girl? Grow a set, you worthless fucking twat. Between you, Slackers and Decimus, it's a wonder you can discuss anything but me. You can dish, but you can't take. Fuck right off! Lol. He could take vegetable marrow if you pushed hard enough. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Lol. He could take vegetable marrow if you pushed hard enough. Lol. My hands are still of great use and value to me, I shall not be putting them anywhere near his corrosive fucking corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 10 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Who's the touchy girl? Grow a set, you worthless fucking twat. Between you, Slackers and Decimus, it's a wonder you can discuss anything but me. You can dish, but you can't take. Fuck right off! The smiley at the end was a nice touch! That'll fucking teach me! Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 51 minutes ago, deebom said: This. I work for a large law firm in the city. A few of the older partners wear ties, but pretty much everyone else doesn't bother with them any more, because they know ties are for cunts. Punkape, you are a useless pile of worm castings. That's a new one. Well done. Celebrate with a mug of Domestos and drain-cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: The smiley at the end was a nice touch! That'll fucking teach me! Wanker. With your lot, pictures do tend to help quite a bit. Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: With your lot, pictures do tend to help quite a bit. Prick. Here he is! Where have you been you boring Yank cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Here he is! Where have you been you boring Yank cunt? You care too much for me to feel comfortable answering, you poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: With your lot, pictures do tend to help quite a bit. Prick. Very considerate of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Very considerate of you. I do my best, Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 22 hours ago, Punkape said: You perform in polyester ties and gold lamee jumpsuits I presume. I certainly do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I certainly do... Bet there arn't many like you in your valley............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: Bet there arn't many like you in your valley............... This is certainly true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 9 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: This is certainly true. Come off it spotts, we all know about taffy inbreeding. I bet nobody from outside your village could tell any of you apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: This is certainly true. We hope.... 50 minutes ago, scotty said: Come off it spotts, we all know about taffy inbreeding. I bet nobody from outside your village could tell any of you apart. Theres a few inside can't tell either... at least not on a Friday night anyway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 14 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Who's the touchy girl? Grow a set, you worthless fucking twat. Between you, Slackers and Decimus, it's a wonder you can discuss anything but me. You can dish, but you can't take. Fuck right off! You delusional fantasist. Nobody talks about you as there is nothing of substance which one can discuss. Anyone who has to splash emojis around is beneath contempt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 54 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Anyone who has to splash emojis around is beneath contempt. Sleeve is exactly the kind of creepy cunt I could imagine wearing a polyester tie. I can picture him now. Thick rimmed bifocals perched upon a greasy nose, constant heavy breathing which compliments his droning nasal whine. To top it all off, he's never out of his plastic mac and polo neck, and he sits there smugly in his non-iron, polyester trousers whilst listening to Radio 4 and doing jigsaws. A drab, grey, thermos flask owning, creepy weirdo. What an absolute fucking bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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