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Guest luke swarm
39 minutes ago, MikeD said:

Fuck off Frank.

I have been subject to all manner of slights and insinuations on this site but that...that...that is a terrible thing to say.....please retract it otherwise I will have no choice but ask you again.  

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Guest MikeD
1 minute ago, luke swarm said:

I have been subject to all manner of slights and insinuations on this site but that...that...that is a terrible thing to say.....please retract it otherwise I will have no choice but ask you again.  

No, I refuse.

Decimus said I need to get more aggressive and nasty so take that you fucker.

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8 minutes ago, Punkape said:

I've been to church today and practiced my golf.

No doubt you've been to Tescos.

Does your wife work in a massage parlour?

Did you go to confession? I'm sure there's no need really - God already knows you're a fucking idiot. After all, he created you.

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4 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

I have been subject to all manner of slights and insinuations on this site but that...that...that is a terrible thing to say.....please retract it otherwise I will have no choice but ask you again.  

Fuck off Swarm. 

If ever there was a bender on here it's you. Fucking knob-jockey.

 

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Guest luke swarm
Just now, MikeD said:

No, I refuse.

Decimus said I need to get more aggressive and nasty so take that you fucker.

that man has corrupted you Mikey, you were the corners nice guy...always willing to see the good in everybody and be self deprecating. unsure and unconfident, I really liked you then....I hate to see a good man go down but ah well, what will be will be.........You stupid fucking arsewipe of a pretend cunt...welcome to the horrible cunt collective. 

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Guest luke swarm
2 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Fuck off Swarm. 

If ever there was a bender on here it's you. Fucking knob-jockey.

 

So how much is that yearly subscription to Mens Fitness Magazine Pinky......cannot be easy affording that after spending all your dole on cufflinks in tescos.   

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4 minutes ago, Ape said:

Did you go to confession? I'm sure there's no need really - God already knows you're a fucking idiot. After all, he created you.

You're on fire tonight Ape. Punkape seems to be your muse.

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Guest MikeD
2 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

that man has corrupted you Mikey, you were the corners nice guy...always willing to see the good in everybody and be self deprecating. unsure and unconfident, I really liked you then....I hate to see a good man go down but ah well, what will be will be.........You stupid fucking arsewipe of a pretend cunt...welcome to the horrible cunt collective. 

Or, I just can't be fucked arguing back and forth like a fucking school playground.

Hmmm, I wonder.

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Guest luke swarm
Just now, MikeD said:

Or, I just can't be fucked arguing back and forth like a fucking school playground.

Hmmm, I wonder.

have a little cunting target practice on Pinkape.....its not much of a challenge but good for keeping yourself toned up. 

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Guest MikeD
Just now, luke swarm said:

have a little cunting target practice on Pinkape.....its not much of a challenge but good for keeping yourself toned up. 

I would but I'm pretty sure there's laws against abusing the handicapped.

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Guest luke swarm
2 minutes ago, Ape said:

Aww shucks Bawsey, it means a lot coming from you....

don't get complacent though Ape......its like one of those bluebottles.....the buzz is often worse than the bite so best swat the fucker when its settled on the pile of steaming dogshit...even though it means you have to scrape it afterwards. 

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Guest Bill Stickers
Just now, Punkape said:

That doesn't answer the question does it?

I'll try again..

Why don't you get your wife to post on Cuntscorner ?

You told us you had one and that you went to Tesco with her.

You weren't lying were you ?

Get one of your bourgeoise celebrity friends to post first, then Ape will get his wife to post.

Fucking pillock. 

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7 minutes ago, Punkape said:

That doesn't answer the question does it?

I'll try again..

Why don't you get your wife to post on Cuntscorner ?

You told us you had one and that you went to Tesco with her.

You weren't lying were you ?

Err OK Spunky, I'll get her to post on Cunts Corner:

Fuck off Spunkrape, you obnoxious, bigoted, thick fucking idiot.

Best regards,

Mrs Ape.

Lol.

Lol.

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