Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 I've always had fresh milk delivered and for many years used a local organic farm which produces wonderful milk and other produce. This saves constant ferreting about in grotty supermarkets and having to mix with the great unwashed. If you have a spare pint take one to your local prostitute to put on her muesli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I've always had fresh milk delivered and for many years used a local organic farm which produces wonderful milk and other produce. This saves constant ferreting about in grotty supermarkets and having to mix with the great unwashed. If you have a spare pint take one to your local prostitute to put on her muesli. It works for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Run Punkape.exe /milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I've always had fresh milk delivered and for many years used a local organic farm which produces wonderful milk and other produce. This saves constant ferreting about in grotty supermarkets and having to mix with the great unwashed. If you have a spare pint take one to your local prostitute to put on her muesli. Razor sharp identification of a real scourge of our times. Absolute shite beyond belief. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've always had fresh milk delivered and for many years used a local organic farm which produces wonderful milk and other produce. This saves constant ferreting about in grotty supermarkets and having to mix with the great unwashed. If you have a spare pint take one to your local prostitute to put on her muesli. Is that her fanny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've always had fresh milk delivered and for many years used a local organic farm which produces wonderful milk and other produce. This saves constant ferreting about in grotty supermarkets and having to mix with the great unwashed. If you have a spare pint take one to your local prostitute to put on her muesli. I don't suppose your Milkys name is Pat Mustard perchance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've always had fresh milk delivered and for many years used a local organic farm which produces wonderful milk and other produce. Does your mum still give friends and family discount? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: If you have a spare pint take one to your local prostitute to put on her muesli. Alternatively, make a hot milky drink such as Horlicks or hot chocolate for the whole family at bedtime. Less morally reprehensible, generally speaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 24 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Alternatively, make a hot milky drink such as Horlicks or hot chocolate for the whole family at bedtime. Less morally reprehensible, generally speaking. When you next go to a prostitute ask them to wash your feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: When you next to a prostitute ask them to wash your feet. It probably wont be any time soon, but I'll humour you. Why would I do that ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 20 minutes ago, JackoTC said: It probably wont be any time soon, but I'll humour you. Why would I do that ? Mary Magdalene washed Jesus's feet and then dried them with her hair. Everyone's doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Mary Magdalene washed Jesus's feet and then dried them with her hair. Everyone's doing it. Except me... I haven't got any hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: Except me... I haven't got any hair. You don't do the washing the prostitute does ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Except me... I haven't got any hair. err I don't think he meant the hair on your head Spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You don't do the washing the prostitute does ! Poor old Mary Magdalene ..... The Ancient Christian church dealt with her harshly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Punky, you just like milk deliveries cause you swipe them from other people's doorsteps after you wake up in your squat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: Mary Magdalene washed Jesus's feet and then dried them with her hair. Everyone's doing it. You wouldn't want to use the hair of the last prostitute in my car. The boot is fucking filthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Punky, you just like milk deliveries cause you swipe them from other people's doorsteps after you wake up in your squat. How's your bum-chum Ape ? You're always liking his posts and vice versa. Perhaps you're his "wife". lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 57 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Does your mum still give friends and family discount? Ape, you've seen her advert on buses- but that isn't milk congealing on her upper lip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Bubbles, you've seen her advert on buses- but that isn't milk congealing on her upper lip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You wouldn't want to use the hair of the last prostitute in my car. The boot is fucking filthy Bet it's ginger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 I did a scientific double blind test between Marvel and Tesco Own Brand powdered milk for emergency use. Hardly and difference. Not worth the extra dosh buying Marvel. Cunty powdered milk suppliers. Oops, wrong site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 I bet your milkman stops just around the corner from yours every day and pisses in your milk. Oh, and do stop trying to stick your cock through the letterbox as bends over to put the milk on your doorstep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 25 minutes ago, Manky said: I did a scientific double blind test between Marvel and Tesco Own Brand powdered milk for emergency use. Hardly and difference. Not worth the extra dosh buying Marvel. Cunty powdered milk suppliers. Oops, wrong site. What do you use powdered milk for? There isn't a war on ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 15 minutes ago, DrCunt said: I bet your milkman stops just around the corner from yours every day and pisses in your milk. Oh, and do stop trying to stick your cock through the letterbox as bends over to put the milk on your doorstep. I've no doubt you chase after local tradesmen all round your grotty council sink estate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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