camberwell gypsy Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 3 hours ago, JackoTC said: Attended by an audience of Lezzers no doubt. Sounds like hell on earth. No disrespect to lezzers. In fact I'm watching some now. I thought the police confiscated your telescope? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought the police confiscated your telescope? They did. But the dykes in question were round mine. I told them I had some tennis shoes and some old dungarees up for grabs and they couldn't wait to get round here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 30 minutes ago, JackoTC said: They did. But the dykes in question were round mine. I told them I had some tennis shoes and some old dungarees up for grabs and they couldn't wait to get round here. Jackie, you seem a little distant. Stand firm and don't be swayed by the intellects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Kill your wife first for taking you to Tescos. You know it makes sense.... You will only get 5 years for marital manslaughter and be out after 2. Then you can kill yourself..... Fuck off 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 6 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: I have it on good (medical) authority, that you shouldn't "induce" fanny farts by blowing up there.. it can apparently have serious consequences... I take your point Ding.....the chances of a puncture or over inflation resulting in a blowout must increase exponentially if a proper pump is not used.......incidentally does yours have real hair ? . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I take your point Ding.....the chances of a puncture or over inflation resulting in a blowout must increase exponentially if a proper pump is not used.......incidentally does yours have real hair ? . He dresses it up in Frank's wigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: He dresses it up in Frank's wigs. Please do not sneer Decimus or mock the afflicted.......Some chaps prefer a more hirsute lady friend so I am reliably informed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Please do not sneer Decimus or mock the afflicted.......Some chaps prefer a more hirsute lady friend so I am reliably informed. Or as they're better known, men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: Please do not sneer Decimus or mock the afflicted.......Some chaps prefer a more hirsute lady friend so I am reliably informed. Decs collects photos of that sort... apparently.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 21 hours ago, Frank said: Jackie, you seem a little distant. Stand firm and don't be swayed by the intellects. Its not been easy Francois. I've packed in smoking and the fucking fish are dead again. The wind blew the net cover off and the herons had a field day. I was beside myself with rage. I have an old german MP40 up the loft, and Shejacko had to physically stop me shooting the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 I walked past the theatre when this travesty was first playing. My six year old niece said "uncle, what's a monologue?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 3 hours ago, scotty said: I walked past the theatre when this travesty was first playing. My six year old niece said "uncle, what's a monologue?" Show her Roops' posts... no pics... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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