Guest nobgobbler Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 22 hours ago, Frank said: I don't care what anyone says, you just can't trust 'em Wives eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: So he disposes of her head but not the body. Didn't think it out did he? Exactly. Bet he had to shit in her handbag after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 19 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Exactly. Bet he had to shit in her handbag after that. With all the stuff Mrs Manky keeps in her handbag, you would be hard pressed to locate a turd or 2. I get through life with mobile, keys and wallet so can't fathom out why women carry all the stuff they do in their handbags. Comes in useful though if we are out and I need a hedge trimmer or spare Trident submarine hatch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 29 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Wives eh? Gobbie.. darling, I was just walking through Green Park on my way to the office, when I had this sudden face-fucking urge and trouser twitch. Thought I'd log in and say hi! What a beautiful day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Gobbie.. darling, I was just walking through Green Park on my way to the office, when I had this sudden face-fucking urge and trouser twitch. Thought I'd log in and say hi! What a beautiful day. It is indeed Frank, enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: With all the stuff Mrs Manky keeps in her handbag, you would be hard pressed to locate a turd or 2. I get through life with mobile, keys and wallet so can't fathom out why women carry all the stuff they do in their handbags. Comes in useful though if we are out and I need a hedge trimmer or spare Trident submarine hatch You're not wrong there Manky, I haven't seen the lining of my handbag since I bought it in 1988. I accompanied my niece to court (the usual 109mph on the M1). After having our bags searched like common criminals (you know, those punky rifraff types), she asked me what I thought they were looking for. "I dunno .... they didn't find that bazooka though did they?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Gobbie.. darling, I was just walking through Green Park on my way to the office, when I had this sudden face-fucking urge and trouser twitch. Thought I'd log in and say hi! What a beautiful day. Better give Young Pinkape a call...I believe that he could help you get rid of those urges and at very little cost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 18 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Better give Young Pinkape a call...I believe that he could help you get rid of those urges and at very little cost. It's not for want of trying, minkey. Just that one vertebrae... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Exactly. Bet he had to shit in her handbag after that. I know he was an odious little runt, but Christie propping up his rickety garden fence with his wife's femur deserves a nod I think! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 5 hours ago, nobgobbler said: You're not wrong there Manky, I haven't seen the lining of my handbag since I bought it in 1988. I accompanied my niece to court (the usual 109mph on the M1). After having our bags searched like common criminals (you know, those punky rifraff types), she asked me what I thought they were looking for. "I dunno .... they didn't find that bazooka though did they?" Try saying that going through Murrican Airport security now, they'd shit themselves and have 4 Apache Gunships parked half way up your arse in minutes... .. then shoot one of their own by accident... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 6 hours ago, Frank said: It's not for want of trying, minkey. Just that one vertebrae... That's funny....I never imagined that Pinky had a backbone.....I always thought of him more as a sort of segmented carapace type creature with antennae and an aversion to the light.....errrr Minky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: That's funny....I never imagined that Pinky had a backbone.....I always thought of him more as a sort of segmented carapace type creature with antennae and an aversion to the light.....errrr Minky. Fuck off Swarm you fudge packer. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 8 hours ago, Frank said: Gobbie.. darling, I was just walking through Green Park on my way to the office, when I had this sudden face-fucking urge and trouser twitch. Thought I'd log in and say hi! What a beautiful day. You're such an arsehole..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: You're such an arsehole..... spellchecker malfunction Pinky..here let me help. You've such an arsehole..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 4 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Try saying that going through Murrican Airport security now, they'd shit themselves and have 4 Apache Gunships parked half way up your arse in minutes... .. then shoot one of their own by accident... Fucking shit cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 16 minutes ago, luke swarm said: spellchecker malfunction Pinky..here let me help. You've such an arsehole..... You appear to be suffering from a touch of the mikeD's, luke. For a moment I almost considered removing your name from the bucket. Not a chance.. you boring fucking old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 Just now, Frank said: You appear to be suffering from a touch of the mikeD's, luke. For a moment I almost considered removing your name from the bucket. Not a chance.. you boring fucking old cunt. just bored Franky.....no you are right I did not think before pressing the submit button and regret the brief excursion into Mikes grey zone......look just give me another chance eh for old times sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 I wonder when they walked into their local did the punters think oh, here come Demsey and Ringpiece? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: just bored Franky.....no you are right I did not think before pressing the submit button and regret the brief excursion into Mikes grey zone......look just give me another chance eh for old times sake. Alright dippo. Show us what you've got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 41 minutes ago, luke swarm said: spellchecker malfunction Pinky..here let me help. You've such an arsehole..... You're anal oratory. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 33 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fucking shit cunt. You're doing her up the wrong hole there. Or is it him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 27 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You're doing her up the wrong hole there. Or is it him? Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 23 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Brilliant. I can't help it, it's the way I tell 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 12 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: I can't help it, it's the way I tell 'em. I know you can't, you talentless ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 By all account this Nibbs geezer tried to kill himself by stabbing himself in the chest with a knife. The shotgun he had in hand obviously wasn't any use. The prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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