Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: YOU OWN A FUCKING MOTORHOME? A glorified fucking caravan?! You're even more of a bottom feeder than that fucking imbecilic bald dipstick Drew, wasting the gift of life in his semi detached bungalow. At least old Drew doesn't shit into a chemical bucket in Skegness all summer, fucking his pig ugly wife in the same small cubic space where his children are sleeping. Oh your poor children Ding, lying on the fold-out fouton in the MotorLegend 3000, wishing they did stuff other kids did. Holidays in Spain, under a proper roof, without the gypsies, the northerns and the roaving new age hippies, all cooking Walls sausages in car parks next to motorways. They dream of not listening to their obese mother faking another orgasm while they hear their father demanding she calls him daddy. None of your family want to call you daddy ding. Not one of them, let alone your poor rotting wife. Jesus fucking Christ. I keep forgetting how truly fucking thick you really are. Yes, I have a motorhome, I have said this dozens of times on here, and my glorified caravan has water, heating, lighting, shower, toilet, 2 fixed kingsize beds, kitchen, air-con, windows and a big fuck-off engine that means I can do 90mph on the Autobahns... this means it is a good few leagues up the housing ladder than your half dozen bits of wood, a few yards of visqueen and 3 rusty corrugated tin sheets. You can keep your Viva Espagna in Benidorm, I'll go touring along the Bay of Biscay eating oysters and quaffing some good Bordeaux, stored in the massive fucking boot, from the vineyard I passed on the way. While your "living it up" in Torremolinos, I'll drive along the Rhine eating sauerbraten and drinking a nice riesling... Keep your factory fortnight with The Ugly Brit Abroad, I'll go the route less travelled, whenever the fuck I like. 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Ding, this sounds like the plot to "Confessions of a Window Cleaner- The Tuscany Years". Did you chase her around your Bedford Rascal mini camper van to the theme tune of Benny Hill whilst Mrs. Ding chased you with a rolling pin? That sounds strangely fucking familiar.... you hacked into my webcam you cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 this just confirms that Scouse cunts, are unequivocally thick cunts http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-36404625 imagine if it had been real, 500 years of alleged cover-ups, finger-pointing and minute-silences. Calm down you cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 Not to mention the Andy Burnham photo opportunities the bin dipping cunt. Next time I hope the fucker is a real radioactive dirty bomb that detonates spreading contamination across Merseyside. With a bit of luck it will correct the genetic abnormalities in the sub-human bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 On 26/04/2016 at 8:08 PM, Jiggerycock said: Still peddling the old drunk / ticketless Liverpool fans schtik despite all evidence to the contrary, add a soupcon of regional / city rivalry, stick your fingers in your ears, your tongues up The Establishment's arse the one time it gets is pants pulled down and spanked rotten and convince yourselves you're somehow 'dangerous' because you contribute to something called Cunts Corner. What a shower of indispensable fucking shite you truly are. Not wanting to drag up old ground, but I note that the establishment in all its branches, chums in the press, chums in the IMF, chums in the BOE, chums in the ECB, chums in the Fed Reserve, chums in the EU, chums across the political world of leaders all wheeled out the big guns to convince us to vote REMAIN. Such a good bunch in Liverpool at giving it to the said Establishment, only 64.1% of the cunts bothered to vote. Remain of course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 8 minutes ago, The Beast said: Not wanting to drag up old ground, but I note that the establishment in all its branches, chums in the press, chums in the IMF, chums in the BOE, chums in the ECB, chums in the Fed Reserve, chums in the EU, chums across the political world of leaders all wheeled out the big guns to convince us to vote REMAIN. Such a good bunch in Liverpool at giving it to the said Establishment, only 64.1% of the cunts bothered to vote. Remain of course. You shit stirring cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 1 hour ago, The Beast said: Not wanting to drag up old ground, but I note that the establishment in all its branches, chums in the press, chums in the IMF, chums in the BOE, chums in the ECB, chums in the Fed Reserve, chums in the EU, chums across the political world of leaders all wheeled out the big guns to convince us to vote REMAIN. Such a good bunch in Liverpool at giving it to the said Establishment, only 64.1% of the cunts bothered to vote. Remain of course. That's because the EU paid for all the front to be redeveloped. It's now a nice, clean, new looking shithole for them to ruin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 12 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: That's because the EU paid for all the front to be redeveloped. It's now a nice, clean, new looking shithole for them to ruin. I remember the National Front Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) Huge clitoris Edited October 11, 2016 by Extremecunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 Yet more attention seeking bollocks from self pity city. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-38933817 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Yet more attention seeking bollocks from self pity city. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-38933817 Only 27 years late... still, this lot are still crowing on about seeing the Beatles at the Cavern Club and growing up on 'Scotty' Road, so don't expect them to react swiftly to anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Only 27 years late... still, this lot are still crowing on about seeing the Beatles at the Cavern Club and growing up on 'Scotty' Road, so don't expect them to react swiftly to anything. Except when it involves wallowing in misery... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Except when it involves wallowing in misery... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm RIP in peace little babe. She's in heaven with the angles and our Lady Di now xxx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: RIP in peace little babe. She's in heaven with the angles and our Lady Di now xxx. And all those Juventus fans we murdered!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 22 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: RIP in peace little babe. She's in heaven with the angles and our Lady Di now xxx. There's nobody here but us chickens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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