Kate Bush

[camberwell gypsy]

6 minutes ago, Frank said:

Don't be so wet, Olly. We go back a long way and it should go without saying that I'll always look out for you. However, I'd be lying if I said you were once funny. There's quality here now... bill and decs, bubble and quince, roops and luke, all vying for attention. Know your place. 

You didn't mention Punkape! He's entertaining 

[Guest Ollyboro]

5 minutes ago, Frank said:

Don't be so wet, Olly. We go back a long way and it should go without saying that I'll always look out for you. However, I'd be lying if I said you were once funny. There's quality here now... bill and decs, bubble and quince, roops and luke, all vying for attention. Know your place. 

Bill? Decs?? Bubble??? Quince?????? Luke??????? Who the fuck are these wankers? They sound like a horrifying burlesque troupe. Or a firm of solicitors specialising in amendments to the sex laws.

 

Oh, though I can barely be bothered going through with the tradition, you are a cunt.

[Frank]

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

You didn't mention Punkape! He's entertaining 

I'll get back to you, gyps.. I'm busy playing two decks with Bill. 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You didn't mention Punkape! He's entertaining 

Frank has no idea what constitutes entertainment, hence the omission as well as those he did name!  With the exception of Luke and Roops, the entire lot should serisously consider a suite at Dignitas.  

[Guest Ollyboro]

1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Frank has no idea what constitutes entertainment, hence the omission as well as those he did name!  With the exception of Luke and Roops, the entire lot should serisously consider a suite at Dignitas.  

Absolutely correct. Frank gets his cultural information fed to him by his "Simon Cowell " app. He got it free with his "What's On ITV And BBC3" magazine. And he's a cunt.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

1 minute ago, Ollyboro said:

Absolutely correct. Frank gets his cultural information fed to him by his "Simon Cowell " app. He got it free with his "What's On ITV And BBC3" magazine. And he's a cunt.

Any moment now, you'll find your heels being nipped at by his lapdogs Decimus, Ape, Bubbles, and Bill Stickers.  They're having some difficulty sorting a guest in the Open Forum at the moment, but they'll turn up.  

[Guest Ollyboro]

1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Any moment now, you'll find your heels being nipped at by his lapdogs Decimus, Ape, Bubbles, and Bill Stickers.  They're having some difficulty sorting a guest in the Open Forum at the moment, but they'll turn up.  

This guest they're struggling with- Have they considered criticising the brain dead child?

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

Just now, Ollyboro said:

This guest they're struggling with- Have they considered criticising the brain dead child?

The lot of them combined couldn't forge a solid thought, let alone a plan of attack on one lone guest.  

[Guest Ollyboro]

Fucking Hell. The last fuckwit to sign up to this place is calling himself "Cyril Smith's Boy". I mean, Fucking Hell.

[Rick_B]

8 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

Fucking Hell. The last fuckwit to sign up to this place is calling himself "Cyril Smith's Boy". I mean, Fucking Hell.

So he is. Not that it's got anything to do with Kate Bush who is fantastic. I mean what have we got now, Lady bloody Gaga?

[Guest DingTheRioja]

Just now, Rick_B said:

So he is. Not that it's got anything to do with Kate Bush who is fantastic. I mean what have we got now, Lady bloody Gaga?

I prefer Paloma Faith... I know she's wierd and not to everyones taste, but she is to mine...

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

3 minutes ago, Rick_B said:

So he is. Not that it's got anything to do with Kate Bush who is fantastic. I mean what have we got now, Lady bloody Gaga?

Didn't take you long to dispatch poor Bill.  What did you do to him, Rick?  

[Guest Ollyboro]

5 minutes ago, Rick_B said:

So he is. Not that it's got anything to do with Kate Bush who is fantastic. I mean what have we got now, Lady bloody Gaga?

To be honest, Rick, if got raped by a recent pop starry type person, and the police organised a line-up consisting of modern popstars...........I still wouldn't recognise any of them, let alone the Cliff ..er ..cunt who'd raped me.

[Rev]

2 minutes ago, Rick_B said:

So he is. Not that it's got anything to do with Kate Bush who is fantastic. I mean what have we got now, Lady bloody Gaga?

Very true and the Gaga cunt is a fuck-ugly sow into the bargain. I'd need to be monged off my tits on crack, Smirnoff and glue to smash that fucking talent-resistant sea-hag's back doors in. Kate Bush shits all over her.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

I'd give Jessie J a right proper hard one up the back pipe.  

[Rev]

I'm not so sure, Wizzo. She's got a nose on her like an ALDI Value button mushroom. That and the fact that she's a terminally annoying bastard and probably due another stroke means she'll have a cunt of a long wait for any of my tubby custard. I couldn't have her shaking and foaming uncontrollably over me when I'm looking a bit of the old stinky. I'll opt for Kimberley Walsh. I reckon she's up for a good hammering up the dung-hatch.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

1 minute ago, Rev said:

I'm not so sure, Wizzo. She's got a nose on her like an ALDI Value button mushroom. That and the fact that she's a terminally annoying bastard and probably due another stroke means she'll have a cunt of a long wait for any of my tubby custard. I couldn't have her shaking and foaming uncontrollably over me when I'm looking a bit of the old stinky. I'll opt for Kimberley Walsh. I reckon she's up for a good hammering up the dung-hatch.

If she were to begin showing seizure and stroke activity, just grab onto her hips and hold on for the ride of your life.  Nothing says she has to be facing you for the fun.  If she is, plastic bin bags were invented for a reason, and not just for throwing over some cunts head and asphyxiating them before sending through a tree chipper.  I am curious to see what she looks like without the wigs.  I don't know if she can ever grow her own back, but she looks fit enough in "Domino." 

[Rev]

14 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

If she were to begin showing seizure and stroke activity, just grab onto her hips and hold on for the ride of your life.  Nothing says she has to be facing you for the fun.  If she is, plastic bin bags were invented for a reason, and not just for throwing over some cunts head and asphyxiating them before sending through a tree chipper.  I am curious to see what she looks like without the wigs.  I don't know if she can ever grow her own back, but she looks fit enough in "Domino." 

Agreed, although I suspect she'd need to be at the very least semi-conscious through oxygen deprivation (if not cyanotic and coughing blood) to elicit any arousal from me. However, I certainly wouldn't curtail an evening's enjoyment by asphyxiating some cunt before pushing them feet first through a bark-stripper. A gentleman should be allowed some discretion regarding post-supper entertainment.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

5 minutes ago, Rev said:

Agreed, although I suspect she'd need to be at the very least semi-conscious through oxygen deprivation (if not cyanotic and coughing blood) to elicit any arousal from me. However, I certainly wouldn't curtail an evening's enjoyment by asphyxiating some cunt before pushing them feet first through a bark-stripper. A gentleman should be allowed some discretion regarding post-supper entertainment.

Only conscious enough to resist and squirm a little.  

[Rev]

Just now, Wizardsleeve said:

Only conscious enough to resist and squirm a little.  

Yes, one can never underestimate token resistence and excessive paraurethral moistening. It's a classic "No means yes" foreplay technique of the fairer sex. The cunts,

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

2 hours ago, Ollyboro said:

Frank, you fucking cockstain. Can't you see what's happening here? In your desperate attempt to fit in with prick Decimus and his couple of chums, you've totally lost sight of the big picture. They're grooming you, you naive ring sniffer. Yeah, in the short-term they'll give you a like here, quote you there; make you feel important. And you will feel special. But when you find yourself with Dec's cock squeezed up your arse, alongside one of his chums (their name's escape me), just remember who stood beside you during your lowest, most degraded moments. Not me, obviously, but it's the type of thing I might have done had I cared.

A moment , olly. That's all well and good, but why are you, or some utter fool desperate enough to help your tragic estate, pathetically  spamming your name around under this "dean Reynolds" label? I'm not sure who you are associating with but it is doing you no favours.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

6 minutes ago, Rev said:

Yes, one can never underestimate token resistence and excessive paraurethral moistening. It's a classic "No means yes" foreplay technique of the fairer sex. The cunts,

Absolutely.  I'd give you a like for your wise insights, but we're given only ten a day, and I've wasted the lot.  

[Guest Ollyboro]

10 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

A moment , olly. That's all well and good, but why are you, or some utter fool desperate enough to help your tragic estate, pathetically  spamming your name around under this "dean Reynolds" label? I'm not sure who you are associating with but it is doing you no favours.

I could be wrong, but I'm sure Proper named Dean Reynolds - bang average snooker player - as being Decimus. PK went as far as apologising for doing so. Nowt to do with me. Despite being revealed as a duplicitous piece of waste, your chum Decs has the nerve to continue haunting this site night and day. Who would have thought that a spineless nobody could have such brass neck?

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

7 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

I could be wrong, but I'm sure Proper named Dean Reynolds - bang average snooker player - as being Decimus. PK went as far as apologising for doing so. Nowt to do with me. Despite being revealed as a duplicitous piece of waste, your chum Decs has the nerve to continue haunting this site night and day. Who would have thought that a spineless nobody could have such brass neck?

Still can't give a proper like but I will give a hearty   Well done! 

[Guest Axe Wound]

18 hours ago, Frank said:

There's quality here now... bill and decs, bubble and quince, roops and luke, all vying for attention. Know your place. 

Well nail my foreskin to the floor and kick me bollocks in, all this bitching and faggotry on here is like being back at fucking school. Listening to some pair of retarded kiddy fiddlers in the making whine and hiss like WOMEN about who's got the most fucking Panini football stickers.