Guest deebom Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 Just saw this cunt presenting an award on the British Soap Awards. Need I say any more? Take it away people... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 This ugly fat bastard looks like one of those aquaphibians off Stingray, only fatter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, deebom said: Just saw this cunt presenting an award on the British Soap Awards. Need I say any more? Take it away people... Who the fuck is John Pescott ? You've been on the drugs again. Stoned all bank holiday weekend I'll bet. Get some help you thick, idle hippy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 Is that the awards ceremony where 40+ people get on stage to receive an award, someone from the entourage thanks the viewers, his mum, his agent, his boyfriend and all 40+ people file off again? Fucking rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 2 hours ago, deebom said: Just saw this cunt presenting an award on the British Soap Awards. Need I say any more? Take it away people... Fucking Hell, mate, I've just watched an old ciné film of my gran shitting in my Dad's mouth. But, I'd never admit to watching The British fucking Soap Awards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 29, 2016 Report Share Posted May 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Who the fuck is John Pescott ? You've been on the drugs again. Stoned all bank holiday weekend I'll bet. Get some help you thick, idle hippy. Ahhh Punk ape shit.... Another sign of your completely useless moronic education in whatever inner city slum you were dragged up in. You have no understanding of the political world, influential people, or even television by the looks of it. I bet Sadam Hussen passed you by, and that you think Adolf would be an OK name for your Jewish son. John Prescott was the deputy prime minister to Blair. However you was at nursery school at the time having your arise wiped by some a polish bitch who despite being in a foreign country has learnt to speak the language and is stealing all the employment from your idle, thick as fuck generation. One of your sort recently asked me what happened in 1066 to make it so fucking important.... I actually think the cunt was just like you and couldn't even say what happened in 1966 as well. Disgracefully uneducated cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 6 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Fucking Hell, mate, I've just watched an old ciné film of my gran shitting in my Dad's mouth. But, I'd never admit to watching The British fucking Soap Awards. In my defense, it was MsBom who was watching it. She watches all of the worst that TV has to offer. I dont watch TV myself, but the fucking thing is always on. And yes I realised I had spelt Prescott wrong after I submitted the post, but there seems to be no way of editing a post title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 52 minutes ago, deebom said: In my defense, it was MsBom who was watching it. She watches all of the worst that TV has to offer. I dont watch TV myself, but the fucking thing is always on. And yes I realised I had spelt Prescott wrong after I submitted the post, but there seems to be no way of editing a post title. You stupid drug-addled cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Ahhh Punk ape shit.... Another sign of your completely useless moronic education in whatever inner city slum you were dragged up in. You have no understanding of the political world, influential people, or even television by the looks of it. I bet Sadam Hussen passed you by, and that you think Adolf would be an OK name for your Jewish son. John Prescott was the deputy prime minister to Blair. However you was at nursery school at the time having your arise wiped by some a polish bitch who despite being in a foreign country has learnt to speak the language and is stealing all the employment from your idle, thick as fuck generation. One of your sort recently asked me what happened in 1066 to make it so fucking important.... I actually think the cunt was just like you and couldn't even say what happened in 1966 as well. Disgracefully uneducated cunts. The atomic number of Zinc is 30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 6 hours ago, Properkhunt said: Never been a fan of this hollering and oafish ignoramus. Always angry about something, but given the power he once had, seemed to do next to fuck all about issues that upset him. Unctuous to the hilt, he is now further filling his abdominous frame in the House of Lords. Prescott is a prime example of a working class oaf spectacularly over extending himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 36 minutes ago, Punkape said: The atomic number of Zinc is 30. E=MC2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: You stupid drug-addled cretin. What's your excuse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Fat northern cunt,nuff said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 16 hours ago, Punkape said: The atomic number of Zinc is 30. That's clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 John Prescott. Why do people always bring that up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 23 hours ago, Properkhunt said: Never been a fan of this hollering and oafish ignoramus. Always angry about something, but given the power he once had, seemed to do next to fuck all about issues that upset him. Unctuous to the hilt, he is now further filling his abdominous frame in the House of Lords. Hasn't he joined with Bono, Sting, Phil Collins and Geldof to save some utterly useless fucking hell on Earth yet? Seems the type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 The fucker used to binge on Nestle Carnation Topping and described himself as bulimic. His secretary must have been on cloud 9 as he mounted her over his desk reeking of barf and evaporated milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 On 29/05/2016 at 0:51 AM, Properkhunt said: Never been a fan of this hollering and oafish ignoramus. Always angry about something, but given the power he once had, seemed to do next to fuck all about issues that upset him. Unctuous to the hilt, he is now further filling his abdominous frame in the House of Lords. A typical "Union man, through and through"... given the slightest chance to get his grubby fat fingers on any power/money/women then it's Fuck The Common Man, I'm getting out of here... 6 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: The fucker used to binge on Nestle Carnation Topping and described himself as bulimic. His secretary must have been on cloud 9 as he mounted her over his desk reeking of barf and evaporated milk. I thought they both smelled the same? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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