Jiggerycock Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 "Thirteen million Londoners have to cope with this, and baked beans and All bran and rape, and I'm sitting in this bloody shack! I must be out of my mind! I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything. Oh God, it's a nightmare out there I tell you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: "Thirteen million Londoners have to cope with this, and baked beans and All bran and rape, and I'm sitting in this bloody shack! I must be out of my mind! I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything. Oh God, it's a nightmare out there I tell you." Come on Ding, and quickly, put up the arse spraying fizzy gravy. What is this cunt on ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 I don't know, I don't know. Oh God, I don't feel good. Look, my thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose. Oh God. My heart's beating like a fucked clock! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Come on Ding, and quickly, put up the arse spraying fizzy gravy. What is this cunt on ? Don't know what the fuck he's on, but its catching by the look of Bawsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 The sane response of anyone worried about being rendered sterile in a Zika infested shithole is not to visit that shithole in the first place. But knock yourself out, Greg, you stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Don't know what the fuck he's on, but its catching by the look of Bawsy. Well done Ding, the old ones are the best. I knew you wouldn't let me down you Northern cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: Well done Ding, the old ones are the best. I knew you wouldn't let me down you Northern cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Okay, in all seriousness, there's children dying in hideous fashion in Aleppo, the Zika Virus is running amok in Brazil and Richard Huckle has just hit the primetime and the collective reaction? Smoke a Woodbine with your left hand and carry on scratching your bollocks with your right. But the thought of this Ginger leaper running up to the cryogenics facility, bearing a yoghurt pot and a dog eared copy of Razzle, ready to send his knuckle-children to their new home in the sun, well I don't know about you lot, but you've got stronger intestinal fortitude than me if you can live with that image. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Never heard of the cunt. But if I worked in the unit with the freezer housing his sperm it would be 'accidently' unplugged one night, mainly because this cunts hair looks everso ginger. What a fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Never heard of the cunt. But if I worked in the unit with the freezer housing his sperm it would be 'accidently' unplugged one night, mainly because this cunts hair looks everso ginger. What a fucker. You would turn them into ice lollies you gay bungalow dwelling cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: You would turn them into ice lollies you gay bungalow dwelling cunt A Rocket lolly for you to shove up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 59 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Never heard of the cunt. But if I worked in the unit with the freezer housing his sperm it would be 'accidently' unplugged one night, mainly because this cunts hair looks everso ginger. What a fucker. The polecat-faced cunt he's shacked up with has shat out one soul-free ginger already. I won't post a picture of them here to avoid upsetting Frank, but you have to wonder at the IQ of a man who looks at that nuclear family and decides on any course of action other than immediate self-castration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Ginger? Cunt. Next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I won't post a picture of them here to avoid upsetting Frank... Oh fuck it, here's one last shot tonight from the pinhead vaults to celebrate the Rev's resurrection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't know, I don't know. Oh God, I don't feel good. Look, my thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose. Oh God. My heart's beating like a fucked clock! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful! Sounds like you could do with a Camberwell Carrot. DANNY! DAAANNYY! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 40 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Oh fuck it, here's one last shot tonight from the pinhead vaults to celebrate the Rev's resurrection. Christ! Catherine Zeta-Jones has let herself go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't know, I don't know. Oh God, I don't feel good. Look, my thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose. Oh God. My heart's beating like a fucked clock! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful! whats your name? MacFuck?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 9 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: whats your name? MacFuck?! I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder! Oill morrdorr the pair o yis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Oill morrdorr the pair o yis! Perfumed ponce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 Uncle Monty you terrible cunt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 Have a bunch of 'Likes' everyone! Do you know, when you first came in here I knew you were services men. You can never, never disguise it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 19 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: "Thirteen million Londoners have to cope with this, and baked beans and All bran and rape, and I'm sitting in this bloody shack! I must be out of my mind! I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything. Oh God, it's a nightmare out there I tell you." If Greg Rutherford had his sperm frozen it would make a nice ice lolly for you ! Gay spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 27 minutes ago, Punkape said: If Greg Rutherford had his sperm frozen it would make a nice ice lolly for you ! Gay spastic. See Witheredscrote 19 hours ago I know you're an ageing pervert in the autumn of your years, but really, do try and keep up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 10 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: See Witheredscrote 19 hours ago I know you're an ageing pervert in the autumn of your years, but really, do try and keep up Exactly, the divvy golf playing poof is losing the plot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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