Frank Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I remember there was a time when you genuinely despised my contrived, meandering bollocks. I like to think that we finally bonded after you created the Bill I.D. to be my wing man. You have no idea how I've struggled with Bill. The punk ID, as you'd imagine, was created solely for Ape and his wife.. I tap that shit out blindfolded. Bill's a little more technical. Was it the 'playing pool with my mates' nom that gave it away? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 12 minutes ago, Frank said: You have no idea how I've struggled with Bill. The punk ID, as you'd imagine, was created solely for Ape and his wife.. I tap that shit out blindfolded. Bill's a little more technical. Was it the 'playing pool with my mates' nom that gave it away? If you like, pm me your login codes, and I could "wear" you for a week or two, boosting you out of this shitty groove you're in. Much akin to these last ditch medically induced comas the hopelessly obese "plump for", lying there slack jawed while electrodes cause them to twitch and flex muscles they were too shit to bother with them fucking selves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 12 minutes ago, Frank said: Was it the 'playing pool with my mates' nom that gave it away? It's certainly what originally tipped me off. The final confirmation came when you created Big Bow Balls to keep Bill's like-to-post ration under 1.7. It was the needless and pretentious alliteration that gave you away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 29 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: If you like, pm me your login codes, and I could "wear" you for a week or two, boosting you out of this shitty groove you're in. Much akin to these last ditch medically induced comas the hopelessly obese "plump for", lying there slack jawed while electrodes cause them to twitch and flex muscles they were too shit to bother with them fucking selves. I preferred the shorter version. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 Never change, Frank. Stay just the way you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 The air conditioning in some of these places are a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Never change, Frank. Stay just the way you are. We should preserve him in vinegar. Fucking sour old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: We should preserve him in vinegar. Fucking sour old cunt. Tapping the admiral is a suitably bent phrase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 13 hours ago, Frank said: Sometimes I lie, Rick. During my tenure here on the Corner, I've travelled the world thrice, bought and sold boats, been an illiterate Greek restaurateur, dated Pen, fucked gobble's mouth to a pulp, belittled Decimus, destroyed MikeD, double fisted members bumholes until they bled, set myself on fire, danced and jigged, laughed and cried, riddled myself with piles, cancer and AIDS, posted my own shit to the Judge, died, and most importantly... entertained. Wheesht. You forgot shagging an imaginary dead Thai ladyboy from brazil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 11 hours ago, Frank said: Was it the 'playing pool with my mates' nom that gave it away? Have you contracted autistic savantry off Bawsey? Your memory of my noms is superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Never change, Frank. Stay just the way you are. I said that when he was dead. 11 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You forgot shagging an imaginary dead Thai ladyboy from brazil That wasn't made up bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Have you contracted autistic savantry off Bawsey? Your memory of my noms is superb. Could you dump a couple of likes my way, Bill? If I can top the leaderboard without posting a video, I'll walk away and the stage is yours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Could you dump a couple of likes my way, Bill? If I can top the leaderboard without posting a video, I'll walk away and the stage is yours. I just got you to the top Frank, you can't rely on Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 13 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: I just got you to the top Frank, you can't rely on Bill. Fantastic work, bend. I'll take a couple of months off and see you at Christmas. Let's see what he's got left. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Let's see what he's got left. Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 33 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: I just got you to the top Frank, you can't rely on Bill. I wish you'd top yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I wish you'd top yourself. There's nothing left for you to give to the corner Bill, not even a crumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 Apparently one can stay in an Hotel at Hounslow for as little as £28 a night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Apparently one can stay in an Hotel at Hounslow for as little as £28 a night. 50p a night in Dhaka plus a massage..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: 50p a night in Dhaka. 10/- .. that's a lot of money in East Pakistan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 13 hours ago, Punkape said: 50p a night in Dhaka plus a massage..... What are your thoughts on the XE-1 Wedge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 38 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: What are your thoughts on the XE-1 Wedge? My wedges were custom fitted by Roger Cleveland himself several years ago and I still use the them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: My wedges were custom fitted by Roger Cleveland himself several years ago and I still use the them. oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 7 hours ago, Punkape said: My wedges were custom fitted by Roger Cleveland himself several years ago and I still use the them. Are they still in your arse then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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