Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 1 minute ago, BrothersQuim said: Fascinating, please do go on. 1. You don't really fit in here. 2. You're poorly educated and unpleasant. 3. You are barely literate. 4. You're gay. 5.. Go and fuck yourself crossways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: What type of car do you drive ? I drive a Range Rover. Doesn't matter what I drive, I could be driving a Koenigsegg CCXR Trevita and still not feel complete until it hit you at an excessive speed leaving your mangled corpse on the curb side, I would pull over though, if only to piss on you whilst you gasped for your final breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: What type of car do you drive ? I drive a Range Rover. See an old bashed up Dinky toy, that's got half the paint chipped off, a door missing and only three wheels? That's your car that it. That's your pimped up ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: 1. You don't really fit in here. 2. You're poorly educated and unpleasant. 3. You are barely literate. 4. You're gay. 5.. Go and fuck yourself crossways. Do you always crash other people's threads and hand out a personal bio no fucker asked for? Nigerian. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 1 minute ago, BrothersQuim said: Do you always crash other people's threads and hand out a personal bio no fucker asked for? Nigerian. Lol. I was right. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: See an old bashed up Dinky toy, that's got half the paint chipped off, a door missing and only three wheels? That's your car that it. That's your pimped up ride. Er no. The new Range Rover Sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Er no. The new Range Rover Sport. Lol. Lol. You sad fucking twat. Are we all supposed to be impressed or something? Anyway, what scale is it? 1:10 or smaller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I was right. lol. You were indeed just forgot to mention :- 6. Like to kick kittens to death, any small animal really. 7. Enjoys slapping old blokes sat at bus stops with my flaccid cock before running away. 8.Once ate cold beans out of Lisa Rileys unshaved minge, pre weight loss. 9.I like to silently cold call pensioners for a few weeks to unnerve them before issuing ludicrous death threats. 10. Side on I slightly resemble a cross between Moira Stewart and a Goliath birdeater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Lol. Lol. You sad fucking twat. Are we all supposed to be impressed or something? Anyway, what scale is it? 1:10 or smaller? Define scale exactly.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Lol. Lol. You sad fucking twat. Are we all supposed to be impressed or something? Anyway, what scale is it? 1:10 or smaller? The car or his cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Define scale exactly.... Look in the dictionary you fucking dunce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 1 minute ago, BrothersQuim said: You were indeed just forgot to mention :- 6. Like to kick kittens to death, any small animal really. 7. Enjoys slapping old blokes sat at bus stops with my flaccid cock before running away. 8.Once ate cold beans out of Lisa Rileys unshaved minge, pre weight loss. 9.I like to silently cold call pensioners for a few weeks to unnerve them before issuing ludicrous death threats. 10. Side on I slightly resemble a cross between Moira Stewart and a Goliath birdeater. I was definitely right. You're seriously thick with no qualifications. You're horribly unpleasant. You're a pervert. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Look in the dictionary you fucking dunce. No you define scale and the context..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: I was definitely right. You're seriously thick with no qualifications. You're horribly unpleasant. You're a pervert. Fuck off. Awwww aren't you sweet, you know how much I like it when you list my good qualities. Thanks mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 You can't you thick sod. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: No you define scale and the context..... If I have to spell it out: My comment implied your Range Rover was a model, hence me asking what scale it was relative to a real one. Fuck me your a dumb, humorless twat aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: I was definitely right. You're seriously thick with no qualifications. You're horribly unpleasant. You're a pervert. Fuck off. Is this a copy of your wifes last communication with you before disappearing into the sunset with Abegunde? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ape said: If I have to spell it out: My comment implied your Range Rover was a model, hence me asking what scale it was relative to a real one. Fuck me your a dumb, humorless twat aren't you? Think we cracked that one 2227 posts ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: If I have to spell it out: My comment implied your Range Rover was a model, hence me asking what scale it was relative to a real one. Fuck me your a dumb, humorless twat aren't you? 1 minute ago, BrothersQuim said: Is this a copy of your wifes last communication with you before disappearing into the sunset with Abegunde? Er no. How long have you had AIDS ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: I was definitely right. You're seriously thick with no qualifications. You're horribly unpleasant. You're a pervert. Fuck off. School report? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ape said: If I have to spell it out: My comment implied your Range Rover was a model, hence me asking what scale it was relative to a real one. Fuck me your a dumb, humorless twat aren't you? How could I drive a model ? You're so thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Er no. How long have you had AIDS ? Why did you leave that bit out? That would have definitely been an integral part of your break up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Why did you leave that bit out? That would have definitely been an integral part of your break up. You don't fit in here. You're like Corbyn in Parliament. fuck off . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: How could I drive a model ? You're so thick. looks like the Punkape executable is struggling tonight - it's saying "er no" a lot. Probably need a RAM upgrade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: You don't fit in here. You're like Corbyn in Parliament. fuck off . I'm sure that's what they told you in the remedial class but you shouldn't have been trying to eat the pasta shells off the other kids pictures. Who's laughing now though ey? You got yourself a wife who fucked off with a Nigerian shelf stacker from Tesco, a shitty 2nd rate car, a cock that hasn't grown since you were 4 and a disproportionate post to like ratio on here. That'll show them Spunkers. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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