Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Gurt said: Ahh.. Scrot-rot. Best thing to cure that is to pour a kettle of boiling water all over the offending area closely followed by a good scrub with a wire brush. Does bubba's wife have a peanut head? I'll check on Nhs 24 in that regard, not that here isn't just as good. Mrs C got me some talc shit, I slapped it on after scrubbing red raw in the shower, just noticed it was full of camphor , cloves and eucalyptus and herbalist pish, basically curry ingredients , fucking agony , leapt back in the shower, water hiding my tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 23 minutes ago, Gurt said: Ahh.. Scrot-rot. Best thing to cure that is to pour a kettle of boiling water all over the offending area closely followed by a good scrub with a wire brush. Does bubba's wife have a peanut head? Remember that tank top I bought you It said "you're Gurters" on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 I'm not getting involved in your shit eating shite again. I told you you'd get a throat infection you big gay bear. You are the Marc almond of turds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 33 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: How nice of you to ask. I'm just back in, I'm in fucking pieces. I seem to have developed red raw trench crotch from some antibiotic reaction. How is the lovely Mrs B? Is she eating well? Thrush? Poof. No, actually. We had a fucking blinder of a row after I called her a fat cunt a few months back, and since then she's gone all fitness freak and is back to a size 8 and I can't call her Chubba Bubba or other such hilarious, derogatory names as a means of controlling her anymore. Unfortunately, whilst she is now immensely fuckable, she is more of a nagging cunt. What's a cunt to do? Will life insurance cover 'suicide'.......? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 10 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: And get him to call you a wight woyal ranker or other such nonsense involving 'R's and 'W's. Hopefully he'll choke to death on his own tongue. Does he wank the highest in Wome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 19 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Thrush? Poof. No, actually. We had a fucking blinder of a row after I called her a fat cunt a few months back, and since then she's gone all fitness freak and is back to a size 8 and I can't call her Chubba Bubba or other such hilarious, derogatory names as a means of controlling her anymore. Unfortunately, whilst she is now immensely fuckable, she is more of a nagging cunt. What's a cunt to do? Will life insurance cover 'suicide'.......? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Thrush? Poof. No, actually. We had a fucking blinder of a row after I called her a fat cunt a few months back, and since then she's gone all fitness freak and is back to a size 8 and I can't call her Chubba Bubba or other such hilarious, derogatory names as a means of controlling her anymore. Unfortunately, whilst she is now immensely fuckable, she is more of a nagging cunt. What's a cunt to do? Will life insurance cover 'suicide'.......? There's only one way to find out. Give it a go. To be honest though, you sound like a pretty useless cunt and will probably fail to get this right. Prove me wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 7 hours ago, Gurt said: Gurt, you very strange little mole man. Where/how/why the fuck do you have access to the oddest, darkest corners of the Internet to post these weird things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 6 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: There's only one way to find out. Give it a go. To be honest though, you sound like a pretty useless cunt and will probably fail to get this right. Prove me wrong. Shrew, you simpleton. I can accept that your age and physical deficiencies enforce the need for you to be a spacky little cave-dweller, but is there a valid reason for the direct correlation between your lack of motor skills and your intellectual retardation, or are you just playing the thick card for some sympathy? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 37 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Gurt, you very strange little mole man. Where/how/why the fuck do you have access to the oddest, darkest corners of the Internet to post these weird things? Prime wanking material right there. I was off my box last night- just been down to the kitchen and looks like I actually tried to make that. Used the washing up bowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 8 hours ago, Gurt said: That is some fucking salad. How did that become a "coleslaw"? Take one can of sweet condensed milk, take one kilo of refined sugar - now the carrots - hey presto- a nice light vegetable side. Whale fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 8 hours ago, Bubba C said: Thrush? Poof. No, actually. We had a fucking blinder of a row after I called her a fat cunt a few months back, and since then she's gone all fitness freak and is back to a size 8 and I can't call her Chubba Bubba or other such hilarious, derogatory names as a means of controlling her anymore. Unfortunately, whilst she is now immensely fuckable, she is more of a nagging cunt. What's a cunt to do? Will life insurance cover 'suicide'.......? No, just some fucking penicillin V reaction , hitherto unseen by me. Fuck knows. My ball bag is molting like a lizard. I hope this story about elephant to Angel is true bubba, and not some outrageous lie. I often wish mrs c was not as tidy and therefore less fucking hard work, and kept more of a civil tongue in her head , or certainly less time using it to piss and moan and more time on ball duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 13 hours ago, Gurt said: What the fuck is that thing on this video? It's fucking horrendous and a heart attack waiting to happen. She more than likely ate the camera and the cameraman as well the fat fucking American cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 The Corden cuntbreed really annoys me to the point where i want to commit genocide on every worthless unfunny fat cuntbrain i see, tools for this job would include a nail gun, a rusty axe, some super glue, a couple of razor blades, some jiff, rubber gloves, judas chair, an assortment of claw hammers and a few pictures of Donald Trumps hair.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: The Corden cuntbreed really annoys me to the point where i want to commit genocide on every worthless unfunny fat cuntbrain i see, tools for this job would include a nail gun, a rusty axe, some super glue, a couple of razor blades, some jiff, rubber gloves, judas chair, an assortment of claw hammers and a few pictures of Donald Trumps hair.. Claw hammers, eh? You do surprise me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: No, just some fucking penicillin V reaction , hitherto unseen by me. Fuck knows. My ball bag is molting like a lizard. I hope this story about elephant to Angel is true bubba, and not some outrageous lie. I often wish mrs c was not as tidy and therefore less fucking hard work, and kept more of a civil tongue in her head , or certainly less time using it to piss and moan and more time on ball duty. All true, QC, and unfortunately there seems to be a direct link between her dress size and how much of a cheeky, chopsy cunt she is. I'm very tempted to show her the hairy side of my palm, just so she knows who the boss is. Alas, she has 2 brothers who are built like brick shit-houses who'd no doubt take pleasure in stoving me in if I did. After all, I do smash their little sisters back doors in regularly. Tough call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 9 minutes ago, Ape said: Claw hammers, eh? You do surprise me. It's my signature Apeshit, haven't you noticed..yours is drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 25 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: It's my signature Apeshit, haven't you noticed..yours is drivel. Your signature? I call it your strange, perverse obsession. Utter fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 12 hours ago, Bubba C said: All true, QC, and unfortunately there seems to be a direct link between her dress size and how much of a cheeky, chopsy cunt she is. I'm very tempted to show her the hairy side of my palm, just so she knows who the boss is. Alas, she has 2 brothers who are built like brick shit-houses who'd no doubt take pleasure in stoving me in if I did. After all, I do smash their little sisters back doors in regularly. Tough call. Beat her well, and beat her often. It is your duty, and for her own good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Best her well, and beat her often. It is your duty, and for her own good. Because we women like that really don't we ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 46 minutes ago, Ape said: Your signature? I call it your strange, perverse obsession. Utter fucking idiot. That's true but you seriously lack any personality, you're a boring little crusted cunt cake mixed in with diseased slash, you wanna play with me Apeshitter then show some imagination or fuck off from my radar, i can play this game with you for as long as it takes, or you can act like an adult and save your insults for when you look in the mirror.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 People who are gay, who are rebuked by non-gays for being gay, always accuse their accusers of being gay, David Makepiece-Cayley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: People who are gay, who are rebuked by non-gays for being gay, always accuse their accusers of being gay, David Makepiece-Cayley. So going by that remark you are admitting your gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 6 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: That's true but you seriously lack any personality, you're a boring little crusted cunt cake mixed in with diseased slash, you wanna play with me Apeshitter then show some imagination or fuck off from my radar, i can play this game with you for as long as it takes, or you can act like an adult and save your insults for when you look in the mirror.. I'd have thought you could have fitted cuntbreed at least twice in such a long piece of poorly constructed drivel.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: So going by that remark you are admitting your gay. No. People who are not gay, who are rebuked often by non-gays for being overtly gay, always accuse their non-accusers of being gay, David Makepiece-Cayley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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