camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 7 hours ago, scotty said: You should have chucked in some shellfish with it. Then you'd have had prawn quackers. Your coat sir? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You can take a speeding lorry out with one of her Yorkshires. I use one as paperweight I'll remember that handy little tip next time I go to celebrate Bastille Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I'll remember that handy little tip next time I go to celebrate Bastille Day. Couple of her pork pies would have done the trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I'll remember that handy little tip next time I go to celebrate Bastille Day. Couple of her pork pies would have done the trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Your coat sir? Fair enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 I'm a lazy cook my meals usually consist of beans. .kidney. .haricot. .Lima. .salads..chicken.. lot of fish maybe the odd rich tea biccy with my black coffee. .although it's nearly mid September. .my annual treat..an xl bacon double cheeseburger meal with coffee. .I like September Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: I'm a lazy cook my meals usually consist of beans. .kidney. .haricot. .Lima. .salads..chicken.. lot of fish maybe the odd rich tea biccy with my black coffee. .although it's nearly mid September. .my annual treat..an xl bacon double cheeseburger meal with coffee. .I like September Panzerknacker Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 Just now, Panzerknacker said: I'm a lazy cook my meals usually consist of beans. .kidney. .haricot. .Lima. .salads..chicken.. lot of fish maybe the odd rich tea biccy with my black coffee. .although it's nearly mid September. .my annual treat..an xl bacon double cheeseburger meal with coffee. .I like September Panzerknacker You're a lazy cunt full stop. You do fuck all all day apart from eat, shit, wank and watch daytime TV and fucking moan about it. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 Just now, I know that Cunt said: You're a lazy cunt full stop. You do fuck all all day apart from eat, shit, wank and watch daytime TV and fucking moan about it. Cunt. I've my work done for the day I'll have you know sarge baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 Have you flushed the used tissues away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Have you flushed the used tissues away? Anyway it's 5.36..why are you on here ..shouldn't you be getting crushed on a commuter bus or clinging on to the back of a bin lorry or somthing Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 It's a cuntbreeds paradise Bubba. What ever next...probably canned orgasms or filtered DNA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 On 23/08/2016 at 5:24 PM, Panzerknacker said: I'm a lazy cook my meals usually consist of beans. .kidney. .haricot. .Lima. .salads..chicken.. lot of fish maybe the odd rich tea biccy with my black coffee. .although it's nearly mid September. .my annual treat..an xl bacon double cheeseburger meal with coffee. .I like September Panzerknacker Mid September? Have I just emerged from a coma and it's nearly mid September? Because last time I looked it was august Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Mid September? Have I just emerged from a coma and it's nearly mid September? Because last time I looked it was august Your still in it luv. .this is all a dream. .your organs are being harvested as we speak and sold to wealthy Arabs so their wives can boast of being covered in western whore blood Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Your still in it luv. .this is all a dream. .your organs are being harvested as we speak and sold to wealthy Arabs so their wives can boast of being covered in western whore blood Panzerknacker Further proof, as if it were needed, that you're a complete fucking idiot. Best regards, Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Further proof, as if it were needed, that you're a complete fucking idiot. Best regards, Ape. Pallid fillet of skudge..compare yourself to me and kill yourself Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 25 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Pallid fillet of skudge..compare yourself to me and kill yourself Panzerknacker This is possibly your finest work to date. Pure, unrefined drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 10 minutes ago, Ape said: This is possibly your finest work to date. Pure, unrefined drivel. Would suggest hanging yourself with your underpants but I'm guessing they are more skid mark than material Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 Anyhoo I'm away..catch y'all l8R flidwanks Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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