Bubba C Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 The world has become a lazy place, never more so proven than by the convenience foods available to the indolent bastards that plague the planet. Pouches of ready-made gravy, micro chips, frozen jacket potatoes (no doubt just mash with some form of synthetic skin added later to hold it all together), all manner of microwaveable 'meals' (curry, lasagne, pizza, burgers, etc.), and, pre-peeled vegetables. I fucking despair, what a sad state of a fat, lazy-cunt nation we've become. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 Have a guess who's watching Eat Well For Less? People only buy it because it's available. I blame Findus, Golden Wonder and McCain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 Quincy has his own special brand of convenience food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bubba C said: The world has become a lazy place, never more so proven than by the convenience foods available to the indolent bastards that plague the planet. Pouches of ready-made gravy, micro chips, frozen jacket potatoes (no doubt just mash with some form of synthetic skin added later to hold it all together), all manner of microwaveable 'meals' (curry, lasagne, pizza, burgers, etc.), and pre-peeled vegetables. I fucking despair, what a sad state of a fat, lazy-cunt nation we've become. Fast sex, like fast food, is cheap, but it doesn't nourish the body, or the soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 16 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Have a guess who's watching Eat Well For Less? People only buy it because it's available. I blame Findus, Golden Wonder and McCain But it's only available because people want it. I've also ust discovered you can buy ready-made mashed potato (certainly the innards of a baked potato scooped out into a microwaveable container), which is only one step up from Smash, but one step closer to the end of humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 16 minutes ago, Judas said: Fast sex, like fast food, is cheap, but it doesn't nourish the body, or the soul. Actually it does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 Surely the pinnacle of this must be bottled water - for lazy cunts who can't walk to the sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 I thought this was a nom about people that eat whilst having a dump,dirty cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, Fatty said: Actually it does Your name suggests you are in shape, round is a shape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Judas said: Your name suggests you are in shape, round is a shape. I wasn't referring to the food dick head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 I bet Aunt Bessie is a right dirty slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 11 minutes ago, Fatty said: I wasn't referring to the food dick head Fast love, as in George Michael? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: The world has become a lazy place, never more so proven than by the convenience foods available to the indolent bastards that plague the planet. Pouches of ready-made gravy, micro chips, frozen jacket potatoes (no doubt just mash with some form of synthetic skin added later to hold it all together), all manner of microwaveable 'meals' (curry, lasagne, pizza, burgers, etc.), and pre-peeled vegetables. I fucking despair, what a sad state of a fat, lazy-cunt nation we've become. Hold up! Just mash inside? Not so sure about that. Gravy is actually just concentrated meat juice, water and some thickening agent. Water, is basically just hydrogen and oxygen. This convenience shit should read 'repulsive meals, for repulsive cunts'. It takes fuck all time to knock together something excellent, as long as one isnt a complete fucking dolt. I barbecued a duck this evening, indirectly and covered, which took 45 minutes and zero effort, and was fucking outstanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 17 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I barbecued a duck this evening, indirectly and covered, which took 45 minutes and zero effort, and was fucking outstanding. You'll be out of things to play with in the bath at this rate QC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 49 minutes ago, nocti said: You'll be out of things to play with in the bath at this rate QC. I can play with my balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 I'm not complaining. .I literally live off the fat of the land. .the bingo winged cunts Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 I'm not interested in what makes you live. What makes you die?, you fucking shit encrusted want stain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Hold up! Just mash inside? Not so sure about that. Gravy is actually just concentrated meat juice, water and some thickening agent. Water, is basically just hydrogen and oxygen. This convenience shit should read 'repulsive meals, for repulsive cunts'. It takes fuck all time to knock together something excellent, as long as one isnt a complete fucking dolt. I barbecued a duck this evening, indirectly and covered, which took 45 minutes and zero effort, and was fucking outstanding. Did you bother to kill the duck first, quincy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, scotty said: Did you bother to kill the duck first, quincy? The barbecuing process is fatal in itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: The barbecuing process is fatal in itself. You should have chucked in some shellfish with it. Then you'd have had prawn quackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 12 hours ago, Bubba C said: The world has become a lazy place, never more so proven than by the convenience foods available to the indolent bastards that plague the planet. Pouches of ready-made gravy, micro chips, frozen jacket potatoes (no doubt just mash with some form of synthetic skin added later to hold it all together), all manner of microwaveable 'meals' (curry, lasagne, pizza, burgers, etc.), and, pre-peeled vegetables. I fucking despair, what a sad state of a fat, lazy-cunt nation we've become. What makes it even worse is that people earn less than the generation before them, and this fucking poison costs outlandish amounts of money, which the truly fucking stupid dole out then are fucking broke the rest of the month and go round bumming fags from everyone and sundry and shoplift matches to light them, never once giving thought to setting themselves on fire, for the good of humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: You should have chucked in some shellfish with it. Then you'd have had prawn quackers. That was a fucking poor effort. Muhammed, age 14, will get your coat. Hopefully! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I'm not interested in what makes you live. What makes you die?, you fucking shit encrusted want stain Be happy for me droops baby...have a nice litte want for yourself. ..ya wanter ya Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I'm not interested in what makes you live. What makes you die?, you fucking shit encrusted want stain What's a want stain flaps?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 17 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I bet Aunt Bessie is a right dirty slag. You can take a speeding lorry out with one of her Yorkshires. I use one as paperweight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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