Pissing out of your arse

[Bubba C]

49 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

I bet the bandy legged beer bellied cunt looked 18 karat standing there in his baggy knee length shorts and grubby ten year old England footy shirt. The holiday snaps must be fucking hilarious.

 

You forgot about the silly cunt buying a massively overpriced beret and posing with a baguette, to give his fellow Caravan Club members a laugh. 

I think it's quite telling that nobody wants him or his cheap-travelling family in their country. 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

5 hours ago, Frank said:

You oily fucking greasy grass of a cunt. Never ask for butter in France! Ignorant English pig. 

I fucking hate you ding. 

Did I say I asked for butter? No, you pretentious fuckwit, it was on the fucking price list as extra.

5 hours ago, Bubba C said:

@DingTheRioja, rather than quote your long-winded bollocks, I thought I'd keep it short. 

Firstly, you are fucking idiot. For further information, please refer to the below.

Secondly, see above. 

First, it's not my long winded bollocks, blame the admin cunts for not allowing us to edit quotes.

Secondly, I couldn't possibly compete with you in the Being A Dozy Cunt competition, you're too good at it.

Thirdly, aw fuck thirdly and fuck off instead..

 

4 hours ago, Gong Farmer said:

The last time the silly self entitled cunt was in France was for the D Day landings when he won the fucking war. He probably thought those French cunts owed him that fucking ham sandwich with extra butter.

Don't know which is worst, the french collaborateurs or you second rate nazis...

[Frank]

1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said:

Did I say I asked for butter? No, you pretentious fuckwit, it was on the fucking price list as extra.

I'm not entirely convinced you're telling us the whole truth here, ding. From what I understand, you asked the nice lady to make you a ham sandwich and wrongly assumed that butter was included. Did you then stop her with a stroppy lower lip squeak, mid-sandwich, and cry like some fucked up game-playing oily grass over a 50 cent knob of butter?

 

 

[Guest Gong Farmer]

53 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

Did I say I asked for butter? No, you pretentious fuckwit, it was on the fucking price list as extra.

First, it's not my long winded bollocks, blame the admin cunts for not allowing us to edit quotes.

Secondly, I couldn't possibly compete with you in the Being A Dozy Cunt competition, you're too good at it.

Thirdly, aw fuck thirdly and fuck off instead..

 

Don't know which is worst, the french collaborateurs or you second rate nazis...

The last time I had to endure your bullshit you seemed to have been confused by the Netherland's neutrality during WW1 with the German National Socialists of  WW2. They're two completely different historical events you dozy fuckwit. Keep digging you load of fucking pony.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

Did I say I asked for butter? No, you pretentious fuckwit, it was on the fucking price list as extra.

First, it's not my long winded bollocks, blame the admin cunts for not allowing us to edit quotes.

Secondly, I couldn't possibly compete with you in the Being A Dozy Cunt competition, you're too good at it.

Thirdly, aw fuck thirdly and fuck off instead..

 

Don't know which is worst, the french collaborateurs or you second rate nazis...

Interesting that you didn't try and refute my points. Either you've learnt what's good for you and stopped taking on the big dog, or you've gone full pussy and added me to your ever growing ignore list.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

2 hours ago, Frank said:

I'm not entirely convinced you're telling us the whole truth here, ding. From what I understand, you asked the nice lady to make you a ham sandwich and wrongly assumed that butter was included. Did you then stop her with a stroppy lower lip squeak, mid-sandwich, and cry like some fucked up game-playing oily grass over a 50 cent knob of butter?

No, you confuse me with yourself on that score.

2 hours ago, Gong Farmer said:

The last time I had to endure your bullshit you seemed to have been confused by the Netherland's neutrality during WW1 with the German National Socialists of  WW2. They're two completely different historical events you dozy fuckwit. Keep digging you load of fucking pony.

Really? Funny that, there were definately SS divisions recruited from dutch volunteers... and you lasted less than the fucking French did...

55 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Interesting that you didn't try and refute my points. Either you've learnt what's good for you and stopped taking on the big dog, or you've gone full pussy and added me to your ever growing ignore list.

You're not usually worth bothering with.  The only person who got on my ignore list was Keith the Dodgy CosPlay Cunt for reasons we can't allege on here any more.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

15 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

Last time I was in France, I asked some cunt in a deli to make a ham sandwich, she wanted to charge 50c more to butter the bread first, it would probably have been another euro for that shit weak-kneed lilly-livered mustard you lot make over there.

..and you can't make a decent cup of tea to save your fucking nation in a war you useless kraut stained fuckbags.

There's your problem, if you'd asked for some recycled biodegradable bog paper bag for it he wouldn't have added the salmonella to teach you the error of your ways...

..or get fish and chips instead.

Ding, you've really made an unparalleled cunt of yourself this time. You and your fucking unbelievable butter antics in France! Youve never been to France, as you're clearly too inept to get there without breaking your neck, and if you did, the only butter antics you would seek out would be last tango antics, and you would be receiving. What a faggot.

[Cuntybaws]

I can't believe it's nut butter!

[Jake The Muss]

7 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Ding, you've really made an unparalleled cunt of yourself this time. You and your fucking unbelievable butter antics in France! Youve never been to France, as you're clearly too inept to get there without breaking your neck, and if you did, the only butter antics you would seek out would be last tango antics, and you would be receiving. What a faggot.

Ding Dung might indeed be a lost soul who day dreams about butter in France but you Mincer..you're forever lost in your own drivel and you're starting to drown in it..the shovel of death for you Quincer the Mincer..

[Guest Gong Farmer]

5 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

No, you confuse me with yourself on that score.

Really? Funny that, there were definately SS divisions recruited from dutch volunteers... and you lasted less than the fucking French did...

You're not usually worth bothering with.  The only person who got on my ignore list was Keith the Dodgy CosPlay Cunt for reasons we can't allege on here any more.

I certainly don't.

Everyone cunt and his pet Poodle knows that.

 You just keep coming back for more.

Why do you insist on posting like this?

 It annoys the fuck out of everyone.

 They'd hate you less.

If you didn't.

Do.

It.

 

 

 

[Guest Gong Farmer]

6 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

Interesting that you didn't try and refute my points. Either you've learnt what's good for you and stopped taking on the big dog, or you've gone full pussy and added me to your ever growing ignore list.

I can't be bothered to refute your inane and inaccurate points, they're wrong and shite and you are not worthy. You've already made yourself look  a complete and utter unadulterated cunt and so I must decline in embarrassing you any further than what is necessary. In short you're your own worse enemy and we'll just leave it at that.

Run along now, there's a good cunt.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

6 hours ago, Gong Farmer said:

I can't be bothered to refute your inane and inaccurate points, they're wrong and shite and you are not worthy. You've already made yourself look  a complete and utter unadulterated cunt and so I must decline in embarrassing you any further than what is necessary. In short you're your own worse enemy and we'll just leave it at that.

Run along now, there's a good cunt.

I was talking to ding. You've really hurt my feelings gongers. I thought we were getting on swimmingly. 

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

7 hours ago, Gong Farmer said:

I can't be bothered to refute your inane and inaccurate points, they're wrong and shite and you are not worthy. You've already made yourself look  a complete and utter unadulterated cunt and so I must decline in embarrassing you any further than what is necessary. In short you're your own worse enemy and we'll just leave it at that.

Run along now, there's a good cunt.

He's not talking to you, you deaf cunt .

[Guest Bill Stickers]

1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

He's not talking to you, you deaf cunt .

He's a self obsessed fucking idiot isn't he? 

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

He's a self obsessed fucking idiot isn't he? 

It's all me me me. What a fucking child. I'm just waiting at the office for a quarter of chop to be delivered, and everyone else is out til lunch, not that that makes any fucking difference. I might open a bottle of wine to celebrate.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

20 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

It's all me me me. What a fucking child. I'm just waiting at the office for a quarter of chop to be delivered, and everyone else is out til lunch, not that that makes any fucking difference. I might open a bottle of wine to celebrate.

I like your style Quincy. Homeless-chic. 

[Guest Gong Farmer]

3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

I was talking to ding. You've really hurt my feelings gongers. I thought we were getting on swimmingly. 

Oh fuck! That's me after on here after two jugs of Pimm's and more than a few sneaky Gin and Tonics and a couple of spliffs of Holland's finest. That wasn't directed at you, retracted forthwith and apologies. 

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

16 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

that'sresdon'tg that you didn't try refute my points. Either you've learnt what's good for you and stopped taking on the big dog, or you've gone full pussy and added me to your ever growing ignore list.

you're on my ignore list Billy if that's any consolation. Its a list of one, but don't get disheartened.

[Frank]

1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said:

Oh fuck! That's me after on here after two jugs of Pimm's and more than a few sneaky Gin and Tonics and a couple of spliffs of Holland's finest. That wasn't directed at you, retracted forthwith and apologies. 

Creepy little ding-like cunt.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

I like your style Quincy. Homeless-chic. 

"derelique". Expensive here , a ton , but sensational. I'll pitch up at home in 3 days time in a shit stained suit and cuts /bruises all over. Cream rises to the top.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

58 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

you're on my ignore list Billy if that's any consolation. Its a list of one, but don't get disheartened.

I couldn't care less what a man without a staircase thinks about me, sorry. 

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

Just now, Bill Stickers said:

I couldn't care less what a man without a staircase thinks about me, sorry. 

Needle strewn communal shit hole stairwells don't count Bill, and neither do rope ladders up to sewage outlets.

[Guest Gong Farmer]

19 minutes ago, Frank said:

Creepy little ding-like cunt.

It's about demonstrating an element of common decency when wrong and taking ownership of a mistake, a concept that's totally alien to a shitwad like yourself, Frank. Unlike you I don't get my kicks out of deep frying live kittens and punching babies in the face.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

sounds like the cue for another video Frank. Have you replaced that shit awful bin yet? and have a word with wardrobe about the Miami Vice cast offs.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Needle strewn communal shit hole stairwells don't count Bill, and neither do rope ladders up to sewage outlets.

I rent a mezzanine in a warehouse full of Italian techno squatters. Does the little ladder count? I'm just down on my luck, I'm hoping to rent a single room in an ex council house in Archway when things improve.