Strictly come cunting

[Rick_B]

Here's unfortunate. Apparently when they take photos of the contestants someone is dispatched to remove lint, fluff etc from the contestants clothing prior to the shoot. Except on one occasion when Balls was due to be photographed nobody turned up, so he asked for the "Fluffer". Unfortunately a Fluffer is not someone who removes fluff, it's a person in porn films whose job is to help male actors maintain an erection for the next shoot.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/strictly-come-dancing-ed-balls_uk_57e8e0e0e4b004d4d863120d

[Witheredscrote]

10 minutes ago, Rick_B said:

Here's unfortunate. Apparently when they take photos of the contestants someone is dispatched to remove lint, fluff etc from the contestants clothing prior to the shoot. Except on one occasion when Balls was due to be photographed nobody turned up, so he asked for the "Fluffer". Unfortunately a Fluffer is not someone who removes fluff, it's a person in porn films whose job is to help male actors maintain an erection for the next shoot.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/strictly-come-dancing-ed-balls_uk_57e8e0e0e4b004d4d863120d

No doubt Bill's day job.

[Cuntybaws]

8 hours ago, witheredscrote said:

No doubt Bill's day job.

I'd imagine Bill would have quite the opposite effect on most men. He certainly wilts my tool.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

9 hours ago, Rick_B said:

Here's unfortunate. Apparently when they take photos of the contestants someone is dispatched to remove lint, fluff etc from the contestants clothing prior to the shoot. Except on one occasion when Balls was due to be photographed nobody turned up, so he asked for the "Fluffer". Unfortunately a Fluffer is not someone who removes fluff, it's a person in porn films whose job is to help male actors maintain an erection for the next shoot.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/strictly-come-dancing-ed-balls_uk_57e8e0e0e4b004d4d863120d

He's an ex-minister, are you sure he didn't know what he was asking for?

[Guest Bill Stickers]

16 hours ago, witheredscrote said:

No doubt Bill's day job.

You're better than that withers.

[Frank]

3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

You're better than that withers.

He mentions me in every other post. That can't be right, can it?

[Guest Bill Stickers]

4 minutes ago, Frank said:

He mentions me in every other post. That can't be right, can it?

He got a couple of likes for his gite material involving you.

Ever since then he's just been an insatiable little sex pest, lusting and babbling like a fully fledged moron. It's pathetic. 

[Frank]

2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

He got a couple of likes for his gite material involving you.

Ever since then he's just been an insatiable little sex pest, lusting and babbling like a fully fledged moron. It's pathetic. 

I don't which way to take him, Bill. He's creepy and not particularly funny, yet he tops the leaderboard. Who apart from the usual dopes is liking the cunt?

[Guest Bill Stickers]

2 minutes ago, Frank said:

I don't which way to take him, Bill. He's creepy and not particularly funny, yet he tops the leaderboard. Who apart from the usual dopes is liking the cunt?

Probably Judas.

He's doing his best to overthrow the established order. He's a young revolutionary. Remind me of my younger self.

I'm deeply threatened by him. But keep that to yourself.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Probably Judas.

He's doing his best to overthrow the established order. He's a young revolutionary. Remind me of my younger self.

I'm deeply threatened by him. But keep that to yourself.

He reminds me of a younger you.  Thick, talentless and stupid, but he's still younger than you and always will be, something that will eat away at your insides until you dissolve into a festering shit stained puddle on the lino.

Hopefully.

[Witheredscrote]

13 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Probably Judas.

He's doing his best to overthrow the established order. He's a young revolutionary. Remind me of my younger self.

I'm deeply threatened by him. But keep that to yourself.

Forget all this shit Bill. The doctors have just been round and they are stopping my radiotherapie. It is causing metal fatigue in my iron lung apparently. I still haven't had a word of sympathy from Frank. What a selfish cunt. Paranoid polyp indeed.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said:

He reminds me of a younger you.  Thick, talentless and stupid, but he's still younger than you and always will be, something that will eat away at your insides until you dissolve into a festering shit stained puddle on the lino.

Hopefully.

I'm 26 next week Ding. I might have to end it all. 

[Guest Gurt]

11 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

I'm 26 next week Ding. I might have to end it all. 

That would be great, thanks.  

What have you asked for for your birthday Bill? 

[Guest Snatch]

2 minutes ago, Gurt said:

That would be great, thanks.  

What have you asked for for your birthday Bill? 

A rope and a chair.

[camberwell gypsy]

On 05/09/2016 at 10:45 PM, Rick_B said:

Surely not.

Isn't that Corden? Looks like him.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

I'm 26 next week Ding. I might have to end it all. 

Stop fucking teasing, you cunt. 

Remember, why cross the tracks when you can ride the rails!