scotty Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 9 hours ago, Iam Ape said: I think you’ll find the record is held by Toxteth O’Grady, USA. I had to google that dapps. My original guess was a lily savage reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 14 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: @Earl of Punkape is it true you hold the Guinness world record for most amount of polecats, ferrets, hamsters, gerbils, meerkats and guinea pigs stuffed up one arse at once? lol You soppy cunt, I think you'll find it was this rodent and all its wee bairns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Worlds biggest bogie? Ahh, that’s Toxteth again.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 Ah Toxteth.. Gay Cavelier pub a pint and a smack in the chops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You soppy cunt, I think you'll find it was this rodent and all its wee bairns Anaconda Hors d'oeuvres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 8 hours ago, scotty said: I had to google that dapps. My original guess was a lily savage reference. If that cunt, Tim Berners Lee had done his fucking job properly and organised the interweb alphabetically when he built it, all of this, so called 'Googling' would be completely unnecessary. Lazy fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 3 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Ah Toxteth.. Gay Cavelier pub a pint and a smack in the chops. "A pint and a fight.... A Great British night" ©Viz t-shirts Inc. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, scotty said: "A pint and a fight.... A Great British night" ©Viz t-shirts Inc. 'They're happy because they eat, Lard!' 'You could get hit by a bus tomorrow, go on, have a fag.' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 @Earl of Punkape is there such thing as "gerbil tourism"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 11 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: @Earl of Punkape is there such thing as "gerbil tourism"? I’ve eaten Guinea Pig in Manchu Pichu... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve eaten Guinea Pig in Manchu Pichu... No one on here needs to know your pet name for your rent boy's arsehole, Punk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 35 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve eaten Guinea Pig in Manchu Pichu... Cock obsessed illiterate baboon. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 41 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve eaten Guinea Pig in Manchu Pichu... You paid 21 bob for a Peruvian hot dog? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve eaten Guinea Pig in Manchu Pichu... You actually mean that you have watched Dan Cruikshank eat it on TV 🙄🤔😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 23 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: You actually mean that you have watched Dan Cruikshank eat it on TV 🙄🤔😂 I’ve eaten Warthog in Kenya too. Fuck off whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 41 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve eaten Warthog in Kenya too. Fuck off whore. So you've watched David Attenborough eat warthog on the telly? Are you Dumblebore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 1 hour ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: So you've watched David Attenborough eat warthog on the telly? Are you Dumblebore? Try the Carnivore restaurant In Nairobi for exotic game..... Instead of being “On the Game”..... lol. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 16 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Try the Carnivore restaurant In Nairobi for exotic game..... Instead of being “On the Game”..... lol. Fuck off. Reported for hints of beastiality and breach of Christian decency that will offend the sky fairy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 On 1/2/2019 at 11:01 PM, Eric Cuntman said: And black cocks. lol. I would say that's a given! Punkape's colon is a veritable A-Z encyclopaedia of British wildlife. Fuck! i meant to mention weasels and stoats too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 On 1/3/2019 at 10:47 AM, Stubby Pecker said: You soppy cunt, I think you'll find it was this rodent and all its wee bairns They're adorable but they're the ones decimus uses to lick Pedigree Chum and peanut butter off his tiny shrivelled bollocks before coaxing them into his shitpipe with treats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: They're adorable but they're the ones decimus uses to lick Pedigree Chum and peanut butter off his tiny shrivelled bollocks before coaxing them into his shitpipe with treats. Sounds like true love to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 On 1/2/2019 at 11:28 PM, Iam Ape said: I think you’ll find the record is held by Toxteth O’Grady, USA. I had to look him up apparently he was first mentioned in The Young Ones. Punkape O'Grady 2019. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I had to look him up apparently he was first mentioned in The Young Ones. Punkape O'Grady 2019. In the episode “Bambi” if I remember correctly. The Young Ones was utter genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 On 1/3/2019 at 5:40 PM, Eric Cuntman said: 'They're happy because they eat, Lard!' 'You could get hit by a bus tomorrow, go on, have a fag.' You don't have fat cunts on Merseyside. They need to be able to run like fuck after they've nicked their ciggies and booze from the late shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, southerncunt said: In the episode “Bambi” if I remember correctly. The Young Ones was utter genius. Agreed! shame the follow up "Bottom" which had most of the same actors in it didn't receive as big a cult following as the young ones did outside of Britain. Still Brilliant though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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