Bubba C Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Being the kind-hearted soul you all know and love, I gave up my valuable time and helped a friend clear his mum's house after she kicked the bucket. Given she had 80+ years on this planet, it's ample time to amass a few belongings, but I can honestly say that she may have never thrown a single possession away. Absolutely no idea what's wrong with people who hoard. If stuff is fucked or old, (unless it's likely to become a priceless antique heirloom), fucking bin it. Weird cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 If this is a dig at my 1487 back issues (several of which are nearly still serviceable, I might add) of Razzle, you can go and get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 11 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Being the kind-hearted soul you all know and love, I gave up my valuable time and helped a friend clear his mum's house after she kicked the bucket. Given she had 80+ years on this planet, it's ample time to amass a few belongings, but I can honestly say that she may have never thrown a single possession away. Absolutely no idea what's wrong with people who hoard. If stuff is fucked, old, (unless it's likely to become a priceless antique heirloom), fucking bin it. Weird cunts. I'm a whoreder. They're all under my patio. They're not laughing at me now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 I take it your friends mother was Welsh. 90% of the stuff she had supposedly hoarded, and you were dunging out, was probably crap blown off the M4 hard shoulder and under the door of her filthy hovel. Was it mostly KFC boxes, plastic coke bottles and Celtic Manor plastic carrier bags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Us English are some of the worst hoarders in the world. We keep the Welsh. We keep the Scots. We keep the Irish and for the last 30 years (and for the next 2 or 3), we kept most of Europe. Time for a fucking good clear out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 4 hours ago, witheredscrote said: I take it your friends mother was Welsh. 90% of the stuff she had supposedly hoarded, and you were dunging out, was probably crap blown off the M4 hard shoulder and under the door of her filthy hovel. Was it mostly KFC boxes, plastic coke bottles and Celtic Manor plastic carrier bags? What a fucking dump hole the Celtic Manor is. Cunts think it's the tits, but it's just a massive, run-down, once only half-decent, Colditz-resembling eyesore; that is used by ladies who lunch and soppy corporate cunts who are easily impressed. And no, no coke bottles, they were cola. I think my mate is glad she's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 40 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: If this is a dig at my 1487 back issues (several of which are nearly still serviceable, I might add) of Razzle, you can go and get fucked. You're better than this, olly. I've quoted this so you will never forget, but I'm happy for you to go back and inject some humour into your original quote. Who do you think you are with this nonsense? manky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 58 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: If this is a dig at my 1487 back issues (several of which are nearly still serviceable, I might add) of Razzle, you can go and get fucked. Lying cunt. Not one of them is serviceable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 4 hours ago, Ollyboro said: If this is a dig at my 1487 back issues (several of which are nearly still serviceable, I might add) of Razzle, you can go and get fucked. Sounds like you needed to get fucked Olly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sounds like you needed to get fucked Olly Well volunteered! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 50 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sounds like you needed to get fucked Olly I'm smearing Little Olly in Brut as we speak. Just promise to take your teeth out. And have a watery dump on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 7 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: I'm smearing Little Olly in Brut as we speak. Just promise to take your teeth out. And have a watery dump on me. Teeth are my own. The dump will cost you the usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 4 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Lying cunt. Not one of them is serviceable. 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sounds like you needed to get fucked Olly 37 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Well volunteered! 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Teeth are my own. The dump will cost you the usual. Fuck off. Mongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Fuck off. Mongs. I think you probably meant to do a Panzycracker... Fuck off. Mong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 8 hours ago, Manky said: Us English are some of the worst hoarders in the world. We keep the Welsh. We keep the Scots. We keep the Irish and for the last 30 years (and for the next 2 or 3), we kept most of Europe. Time for a fucking good clear out. I wish you'd keep quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: I wish you'd keep quiet. Stuttering fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 8 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I wish you'd keep quiet. And clear out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 I've got a huge collection of souvenir knickers of all the birds I've shagged over the years. it's not just the collection that's got bigger over the years but the knickers have too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 8 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: I've got a huge collection of souvenir knickers of all the birds I've shagged over the years. it's not just the collection that's got bigger over the years but the knickers have too. of course they will get bigger if you keep trying to wear them you fool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 10 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: I've got a huge collection of souvenir knickers of all the birds I've shagged over the years. it's not just the collection that's got bigger over the years but the knickers have too. I don't consider 2 a huge number. You must be including all the pairs if y-fronts off Keith Vaz's special advisor cast-offs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 I have amassed a collection of dead prostitutes in the cab of my lorry. Am I in danger of being labeled a hoarder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I have amassed a collection of dead prostitutes in the cab of my lorry. Am I in danger of being labeled a hoarder? Only if you can't get into the cab yourself now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 On 07/09/2016 at 1:44 PM, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'm a whoreder. They're all under my patio. They're not laughing at me now. "I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 On 9/9/2016 at 9:56 AM, Drew P Pissflaps said: I have amassed a collection of dead prostitutes in the cab of my lorry. Am I in danger of being labeled a hoarder? Not until it impedes your ability to earn a living....err....wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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