Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I could be going senile, but I once heard Manchester described as the cancerous colon polyp of England. Or was that hull? Hull isn't as nice as that.. 5 hours ago, Decimus said: All these malodorous, northern shitholes blend into a singular and monstrous lowryesque vision of Hell to me, it's almost impossible to tell them apart. You live too close to Hull, it's clouding your judgement on the True North. I've been to Hull twice, the second time I got sent there for work I nearly quit my job instead, fucking awful place, I'm just glad you're closer to that shithole than I am... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Can you post in non-northern English please? As requested. I have never met a Welsh cunt who can speak English proper so doubt if you can read it unaided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 6 minutes ago, Manky said: As requested. I have never met a Welsh cunt who can speak English proper so doubt if you can read it unaided. Better. Although having never cycled as far as the town boundary of your shitty northern grief-hole, I doubt you've met many people at all. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Hull isn't as nice as that.. You live too close to Hull, it's clouding your judgement on the True North. I've been to Hull twice, the second time I got sent there for work I nearly quit my job instead, fucking awful place, I'm just glad you're closer to that shithole than I am... Don't worry, I'm sure it was much worse after you left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 48 minutes ago, Manky said: As requested. I have never met a Welsh cunt who can speak English proper so doubt if you can read it unaided. Manky you old goat. I spotted the grammatical trap which you set for him. As we both know, to be correct you should have written "Welsh cunt who can speak English properly". [Properly being the adverb which modifies the verb speak]. But he didn't spot it the cunt, which proves your point very well. Nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 32 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Manky you old goat. I spotted the grammatical trap which you set for him. As we both know, to be correct you should have written "Welsh cunt who can speak English properly". [Properly being the adverb which modifies the verb speak]. But he didn't spot it the cunt, which proves your point very well. Nice one. Oh dear. I think you may be our thickest cunt to date. Are you related to Dingthedoggie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 36 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Manky you old goat. I spotted the grammatical trap which you set for him. As we both know, to be correct you should have written "Welsh cunt who can speak English properly". [Properly being the adverb which modifies the verb speak]. But he didn't spot it the cunt, which proves your point very well. Nice one. Shhh. I thought proper was correct. When I decline the verb 'to proper', you get I proper (liked it) You proper (like it) He/she proper (likes it). etc, etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 8 minutes ago, Manky said: Shhh. I thought proper was correct. When I decline the verb 'to proper', you get I proper (liked it) You proper (like it) He/she proper (likes it). etc, etc Despite being a spasticated mongtard for the most part, on occasion you do make me laugh. This one made me chuckle. Now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 36 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Despite being a spasticated mongtard for the most part, on occasion you do make me laugh. This one made me chuckle. Now fuck off. Don't know why you are laughing, I was serious. We were talking semantics and not gutter humour you thick twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Manchester looked alright a hundred years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 1 minute ago, deebom said: Manchester looked alright a hundred years ago. it still is a hundred years ago there Deeb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: Don't know why you are laughing, I was serious. We were talking semantics and not gutter humour you thick twat. If you want to look a complete spaztoid idiot like for a bet or something, try putting "izet" or "iznet" at the end of a sentence. To be effective it has to be completely at random and out of context. That should do the trick - izet. {see what I did there?}. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 I don't have to put suffixes on my sentences to look a bit of a dick at times. I thought we sounded like a bunch of mongs till I heard the Brummies. For fucks sake. Two million cunts with a speech impediment. That place is a prime candidate for the next ground zero when North Korea buy out Standard Fireworks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, Manky said: I don't have to put suffixes on my sentences to look a bit of a dick at times. I thought we sounded like a bunch of mongs till I heard the Brummies. For fucks sake. Two million cunts with a speech impediment. That place is a prime candidate for the next ground zero when North Korea buy out Standard Fireworks. I read that half the population of Birmingham don't have English as their first language. When I went there I realised that neither do the other fucking half...and that includes wolverfuckinghampton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 I were at t'Freetrade Hall in 1976 when t'Sex Pistols played there. To the left of us were sat Pete Shelley and Howard Devoto, and to t'right of us were sat Ian Curtis. Being at that Sex Pistols gig (which nobody actually went to) is the Mancunian equivalent of claiming to grow up on 'Scotty Road' or living round the corner from the Krays. Just stop it already. Named Miss Manchester for the 22nd year running, Genesis P Orridge everybody!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 You are obviously badly afflicted, have you ever considered suicide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: You are obviously badly afflicted, have you ever considered suicide? You go first, and if it works I'll give it a shot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 If I was even half as cretinous as you I probably would BTW, I saw Dave the other day in Waitrose, and Stan Allen was at the bus stop when I went past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 On 9/11/2016 at 11:28 PM, I know that Cunt said: BTW, I saw Dave the other day in Waitrose, and Stan Allen was at the bus stop when I went past. That means nothing to me, ooooooh Vienna! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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