Baking Calamity Cunts

[Guest luke swarm]

Every news site I am going on today is screaming about the defection of The Great British Bake Off from the BBC to Channel 4. Apparently its due to the company which produces this fine viewing experience wants too much money and the BBC cannot afford it as it has spunked all its money on executive pay and perks.

Oh woe is us, how will we cope There is war and famine throughout the world and a madman is about to take control of the worlds nuclear arsenal but over here we seem preoccupied with cunts on TV making cupcakes and scones. This bollocks epitomises the state of this once great nation, in that this sort of crap is headline news and people are getting highly emotional over it. There have been resignations, tantrums and all sorts of other totally over the top reactions throughout the UK. 

I for one have never viewed this nonsense and have no plans to in the future, It falls into the same category of pish such as X Factor, Big Brother,Strictly Cunts Dancing and soaps such as Bellenders, which pass for entertainment these days and most sensible people shun. 

Baking used to be reserved for housewives and homosexuals but now seems to have been elevated to an art form to rival renaissance sculpture and painting...how the fuck did this happen.

Mr Kipling was an exceedingly smug cunt.    

    

[Neil]

I'm at work and dying for a shit but i'm gonna have to bake it for later,does that count?

[Guest Bill Stickers]

I just can't understand it. Baking is bad enough, but what about that saggy old woman who presents it with a mouth like a cat's arse hole. She looks like an extra out of the walking dead, not a prime time presenter. 

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

ironic really when you think one of the presenters has got no chance and getting their own 'bun in the oven'.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

bring back Fanny. (Craddock)

[Earl of Punkape]

43 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

Every news site I am going on today is screaming about the defection of The Great British Bake Off from the BBC to Channel 4. Apparently its due to the company which produces this fine viewing experience wants too much money and the BBC cannot afford it as it has spunked all its money on executive pay and perks.

Oh woe is us, how will we cope There is war and famine throughout the world and a madman is about to take control of the worlds nuclear arsenal but over here we seem preoccupied with cunts on TV making cupcakes and scones. This bollocks epitomises the state of this once great nation, in that this sort of crap is headline news and people are getting highly emotional over it. There have been resignations, tantrums and all sorts of other totally over the top reactions throughout the UK. 

I for one have never viewed this nonsense and have no plans to in the future, It falls into the same category of pish such as X Factor, Big Brother,Strictly Cunts Dancing and soaps such as Bellenders, which pass for entertainment these days and most sensible people shun. 

Baking used to be reserved for housewives and homosexuals but now seems to have been elevated to an art form to rival renaissance sculpture and painting...how the fuck did this happen.

Mr Kipling was an exceedingly smug cunt.    

    

It's all Mary Berry's fault.....the poisonous old slag.

[Guest luke swarm]

25 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

I just can't understand it. Baking is bad enough, but what about that saggy old woman who presents it with a mouth like a cat's arse hole. She looks like an extra out of the walking dead, not a prime time presenter. 

indeed Bill....although I recall on a similar thread some months back, A certian Mr Gongfarmer admitted that he would actually like to get intimate with this over made-up harridan. Astonishing bravery. 

[Guest Cunty mcfuckbastard]

Prime time tv , baking tarts or singing twats.what happened to the good drama or comedy?,the only people that are laughing are the bbc at all those stupid cunts paying the license fee to feed their 6 figure salaries and paedo pensions.that big fat cigar that saville smoked while fingering young tommy, paid for by the license payer!the brush that rolf painted pubes on young beryl,thank the license payer.fuckin bbc cunts!!

[Guest Bill Stickers]

24 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

indeed Bill....although I recall on a similar thread some months back, A certian Mr Gongfarmer admitted that he would actually like to get intimate with this over made-up harridan. Astonishing bravery. 

Gongers is one of the basest perverts the site has ever seen. He only moved to the Netherlands lured by the promises of streets paved with scat pornstars. 

[Guest luke swarm]

this fucking tripe is on now....Mrs Swarm is mesmerized by this codswallop...there is even a Sikh bloke with a turban on it. They are supposed to be a warrior caste not fucking making heart shaped pancakes..faggot.

 

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

12 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

I just can't understand it. Baking is bad enough, but what about that saggy old woman who presents it with a mouth like a cat's arse hole. She looks like an extra out of the walking dead, not a prime time presenter. 

That is a horrible thing to say about Sue Perkins. Fair, but horrible.

Paul Hollywood is a Scouse git.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

My wife watches these atrocities upon the senses.  Lot of good it does, she can still burn water like no other.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

13 hours ago, neil298 said:

I'm at work and dying for a shit but i'm gonna have to bake it for later,does that count?

You know shit. Great yogic masters of millennia past could, while sitting bandy legged in their shitty parched gardens, summon enough ayruvadic control to spunk shit out their little tan cocks, without even breaking into a wank. 

[camberwell gypsy]

I can't stand it. Pile of puke 

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

13 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

I just can't understand it. Baking is bad enough, but what about that saggy old woman who presents it with a mouth like a cat's arse hole. She looks like an extra out of the walking dead, not a prime time presenter. 

Paul Hollywood would knead your fucking head in.