Witheredscrote Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 So an Italian neurosurgeon claims that he will carry out the first human head transplant as early as next year. He has a voluntary recipient who will have the new head. Imagine waking up with a new head. I just hope the donor isn't a CC member. Would you change your name to Eddie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 ironic that you should nom. this really as you and your froggy mates seemed to make a habit of chopping heads off. I present exhibit A, Mademoiselle Guillotine. Vivre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 30 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: So an Italian neurosurgeon claims that he will carry out the first human head transplant as early as next year. He has a voluntary recipient who will have the new head. Imagine waking up with a new head. I just hope the donor isn't a CC member. Would you change your name to Eddie? My head on an Somalians body. Self hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 They transplanted Spunkapes head with a cabbage smeared in dog shit which promptly rejected Spunkapes body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 22 minutes ago, Manky said: They transplanted Spunkapes head with a cabbage smeared in dog shit which promptly rejected Spunkapes body. Are you sure? I didn't notice any visual difference...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 This cunt experimented on chimps to perfect the technique when he should have experimented on captured Islamic jihadists and peadophiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 46 minutes ago, Manky said: They transplanted Spunkapes head with a cabbage smeared in dog shit which promptly rejected Spunkapes body. Your head could be replaced with the head of the unemployed fat cunt in the chippy in Whalley Range. Oh sorry you're the same person...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 14 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: This cunt experimented on chimps to perfect the technique when he should have experimented on captured Islamic jihadists and peadophiles. Or if you live in Manchester captured paediatricians... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Or if you live in Manchester captured paediatricians... Get back in that fucking box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Get back in that fucking box. Has someone let you out of your cell/ward for afternoon "association". lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: Has someone let you out of your cell/ward for afternoon "association". lol. Fuck off you slag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 Heads or Tails? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 5 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Heads or Tails? You septic old hag.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 (edited) I can see the headline now: Italian Doctor Gave Me Head Celebrity French 'gooser', W. Scrotes (69), claimed today... (contd. p94) EDIT: When the hell does the 'Like' clock count from? Or has some sod pinched mine? Edited September 20, 2016 by Piston Bafflement....Gyps? where are my Likes...Ah back now Ta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 I can't see how head transplants will benefit any cunt. Now,if he could successfully piece together a suicide bomber then I would be impressed. We could blow them up again afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 I can't see how head transplants will benefit any cunt. Now,if he could successfully piece together a suicide bomber then I would be impressed. We could blow them up again afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Eddie said: My head on an Somalians body. Self hate. Sorry Ed, it wouldn't work. A Somalians scrawny neck couldn't carry the weight of your bonce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 Thomas Manning has already had a head transplant and said it's working fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 47 minutes ago, Snatch said: I can't see how head transplants will benefit any cunt. Now,if he could successfully piece together a suicide bomber then I would be impressed. We could blow them up again afterwards. I didn't like the first one Snatch, I said I didn't like the first one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 Head transplants...wharever will those boffins think of next.....i expect its only a matter of time when some individual accidently decapitates themself and then retrieves the head,puts disconnected head in a bucket of ice then drives to the hospital for reunion with his now chilled swede.....to applause and pictures in the papers. On the other hand this should be welcomed,especially in places like saudi arabia, where now it will be possible to cheat justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 6 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I didn't like the first one Snatch, I said I didn't like the first one. I'm posting from my mobile. Might be the reason it's fucking doubled it Busby was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 42 minutes ago, Snatch said: I'm posting from my mobile. Might be the reason it's fucking doubled it Busby was a cunt. Yea it might be the reason, or it could be you had a Grindr response at the same time and you inadvertently pressed Submit twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 8 hours ago, Eddie said: My head on an Somalians body. Self hate. The shittest pint of guinness ever poured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 5 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I didn't like the first one Snatch, I said I didn't like the first one. Im gonna get the papers, get the papers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 6 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Heads or Tails? Cocks. Cocks up arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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