Jake The Muss Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 I don't know about you bunch of wankers but this gets right on TC's tits, what is it with this fucking cuntbreeding cuntbrained cuntruled cuntry when everywhere you fucking go you see the aftermath of cuntbreeds from afar swarming us at every turn. As for Halal Meat, well that has no place in modern society as far as i'm concerned, if those peaceful religion cunts want to eat this then they should stay where the fuck they came from..CUNTS !! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 Some French council (commune/collaborator/etc) is apparently taking a halal butcher to court for not selling non-halal meat as well, because it's racist or something. Trust the fucking frogs, should just ban it instead, animal cruelty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 9 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: I don't know about you bunch of wankers but this gets right on TC's tits, what is it with this fucking cuntbreeding cuntbrained cuntruled cuntry when everywhere you fucking go you see the aftermath of cuntbreeds from afar swarming us at every turn. As for Halal Meat, well that has no place in modern society as far as i'm concerned, if those peaceful religion cunts want to eat this then they should stay where the fuck they came from..CUNTS !! You have tits ? Are they real or implants ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You have tits ? Are they real or implants ? There is no stopping your thickness is there PunkSpunker . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 28 minutes ago, Punkape said: You have tits ? Are they real or implants ? Get a room you two! Remove all the air from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 36 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: I don't know about you bunch of wankers but this gets right on TC's tits, what is it with this fucking cuntbreeding cuntbrained cuntruled cuntry when everywhere you fucking go you see the aftermath of cuntbreeds from afar swarming us at every turn. As for Halal Meat, well that has no place in modern society as far as i'm concerned, if those peaceful religion cunts want to eat this then they should stay where the fuck they came from..CUNTS !! Where's that, Bradford? If I'm honest I'm not very happy about halal meat either, but whether or not it's automatically more cruel than other forms of slaughter is debatable. The meat industry is a pretty brutal thing, so maybe you should go veggie for a while, plus it might calm you down a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 45 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: I don't know about you bunch of wankers but this gets right on TC's tits, what is it with this fucking cuntbreeding cuntbrained cuntruled cuntry when everywhere you fucking go you see the aftermath of cuntbreeds from afar swarming us at every turn. As for Halal Meat, well that has no place in modern society as far as i'm concerned, if those peaceful religion cunts want to eat this then they should stay where the fuck they came from..CUNTS !! If this is original, and i cant be fucked checking as you are too much of a worthless shit to merit it, it is a fairly good subject. Alas, It falls short being a good nom on account of you being so spam handed and thick with your words- almost as if a retarded sub saharan child, placed in a vase at birth for amusement/witchcraft and totally ignored by all but the scorpions and brain-burrowing beetles, suddenly found half a copy of the 1963 Sun, and a gps phone, and managed to find this site. Thats you, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 16 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Thats you, that is. Was watching some of these earlier, from a time when comedy was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Was watching some of these earlier, from a time when comedy was funny. heh, i chanced upon one yesterday and had not seen that shit in years. The funniness is directly proportional to the length of the explanation eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 36 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Where's that, Bradford? If I'm honest I'm not very happy about halal meat either, but whether or not it's automatically more cruel than other forms of slaughter is debatable. The meat industry is a pretty brutal thing, so maybe you should go veggie for a while, plus it might calm you down a bit. Well i am not about to go veggie and as always i'm calm, a couple of points here, first being the barbaric slaughter of animals because some out of date false bollocks book says so and why the fuck should this country have to let this happen..i think Japan has the right idea when dealing these war mongering cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 40 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: If this is original, and i cant be fucked checking as you are too much of a worthless shit to merit it, it is a fairly good subject. Alas, It falls short being a good nom on account of you being so spam handed and thick with your words- almost as if a retarded sub saharan child, placed in a vase at birth for amusement/witchcraft and totally ignored by all but the scorpions and brain-burrowing beetles, suddenly found half a copy of the 1963 Sun, and a gps phone, and managed to find this site. Thats you, that is. What i would like to know is when you will be joining Frank in the morgue.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: What i would like to know is when you will be joining Frank in the morgue.. Later, when i have lubed up, and drained his flaccid bowels of unhygenic shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: What i would like to know is when you will be joining Frank in the morgue.. Fuck Frank, if the cunt had an ounce of spunk, other than drink it, he would get his cunt back online and cut this dead shit out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Some French council (commune/collaborator/etc) is apparently taking a halal butcher to court for not selling non-halal meat as well, because it's racist or something. Trust the fucking frogs, should just ban it instead, animal cruelty. kangaroo court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fuck Frank, if the cunt had an ounce of spunk, other than drink it, he would get his cunt back online and cut this dead shit out. He is probably on holiday, the spastic society do take them on holiday's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 1 minute ago, ThunderCunt said: He is probably on holiday, the spastic society do take them on holiday's. Hopefully the type of holiday they drive them to the cheshire gorge and hurl them off it burning. You know, if you say 'cuntbreed' not at all , your content is improved about 67%, but 6 is beside 7 on the keyboard and above the previous letter which is why you did so well. I don't really like to be harsh, but many can vastly improve their input by simply avoiding a few retarded habits, such as Ding and his multi quoting, which he is bashfully phasing out though would never admit to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Hopefully the type of holiday they drive them to the cheshire gorge and hurl them off it burning. You know, if you say 'cuntbreed' not at all , your content is improved about 67%, but 6 is beside 7 on the keyboard and above the previous letter which is why you did so well. I don't really like to be harsh, but many can vastly improve their input by simply avoiding a few retarded habits, such as Ding and his multi quoting, which he is bashfully phasing out though would never admit to it. When i have a mind to pay attention to that rubbish then i will, until then may i remind you that this is a cuntbreeds forum and not a fucking grammar class..and besides you understand exactly the bollocks i'm going on about so pretend otherwise you giant germ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 9 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: When i have a mind to pay attention to that rubbish then i will, until then may i remind you that this is a cuntbreeds forum and not a fucking grammar class..and besides you understand exactly the bollocks i'm going on about so pretend otherwise you giant germ. This may not be the most august of institutions, though as the only oasis of cunting i'm aware of, there should be standards. We do have a public, no matter how depraved and revolting. Bums on seats. A little care on structure condenses what is funny to fewer words and sells better to new cunts with naturally limited attention span. How many seconds has anyone to win a job pitch, a sales pitch? 5? 12? On the net- 1.2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 25 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: This may not be the most august of institutions, though as the only oasis of cunting i'm aware of, there should be standards. We do have a public, no matter how depraved and revolting. Bums on seats. A little care on structure condenses what is funny to fewer words and sells better to new cunts with naturally limited attention span. How many seconds has anyone to win a job pitch, a sales pitch? 5? 12? On the net- 1.2? Quincer i think you have been on the fucking booze man or meths as you're speaking from your bumhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 Does anybody know where I can get some Halal Quorn Steak for a foreign veggie that the wife has stupidly invited to a dinner party? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: heh, i chanced upon one yesterday and had not seen that shit in years. The funniness is directly proportional to the length of the explanation eh? Very apt for some of the CC members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Does anybody know where I can get some Halal Quorn Steak for a foreign veggie that the wife has stupidly invited to a dinner party? Don't trust foreign veggies. What they do to vegetables is unspeakably cruel. They throw them in pans of boiling water and cut bits off them without stunning them first. As for your guest. Just kill him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 9 hours ago, ThunderCunt said: I don't know about you bunch of wankers but this gets right on TC's tits, what is it with this fucking cuntbreeding cuntbrained cuntruled cuntry when everywhere you fucking go you see the aftermath of cuntbreeds from afar swarming us at every turn. As for Halal Meat, well that has no place in modern society as far as i'm concerned, if those peaceful religion cunts want to eat this then they should stay where the fuck they came from..CUNTS !! You haven't actually explained why it gets on your tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 24 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You haven't actually explained why it gets on your tits. Maybe not but i could lose plenty of hours why you do Billy Boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Does anybody know where I can get some Halal Quorn Steak for a foreign veggie that the wife has stupidly invited to a dinner party? What in your piddling little hovel?. It is just the one guest then. Make him/her feel at home by removing all the doors, and don't forget to burn some dried camel shit in the grate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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