Guest nobgobbler Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 I seem to have uncovered a scam on ebay. Yes I know I'm a cunt for buying something off ebay. Seller lists several imaginary items for sale at a tempting price. Buyer pays through paypal and seller marks as item dispatched. Item doesn't arrive so a few days later buyer enquiries as to where the package is only to be asked to be patient and wait a few more days as it is on its way. Still doesn't arrive so buyer asks to be refunded. The whole process has taken 2 weeks. When you look at the seller's feedback there's a whole shit load of people never received this same item all at the same time. You get your refund alright, but then you realise this cunt has used you for a FREE pay day loan to go on holiday or whatever the fuck. Cheeky cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: I seem to have uncovered a scam on ebay. Yes I know I'm a cunt for buying something off ebay. Seller lists several imaginary items for sale at a tempting price. Buyer pays through paypal and seller marks as item dispatched. Item doesn't arrive so a few days later buyer enquiries as to where the package is only to be asked to be patient and wait a few more days as it is on its way. Still doesn't arrive so buyer asks to be refunded. The whole process has taken 2 weeks. When you look at the seller's feedback there's a whole shit load of people never received this same item all at the same time. You get your refund alright, but then you realise this cunt has used you for a FREE pay day loan to go on holiday or whatever the fuck. Cheeky cunt. If you PM me your bank account details, mother's maiden name, and a picture of your jutty, I'll get your money back for you. Sap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: If you PM me your bank account details, mother's maiden name, and a picture of your jutty, I'll get your money back for you. Sap. Jutty? what the fuck is a jutty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 28 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Jutty? what the fuck is a jutty? Growler, mott, mooey, snatch, cunt, axe wound. Or in your case, stink-trench. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Growler, mott, mooey, snatch, cunt, axe wound. Or in your case, stink-trench. Fuck you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Growler, mott, mooey, snatch, cunt, axe wound. Or in your case, stink-trench. Technically it means jetty, protrusion, etc. therefore it's likely to mean nob, dick, cock, tallywacker. Or in your case, shit-stabber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Technically it means jetty, protrusion, etc. therefore it's likely to mean nob, dick, cock, tallywacker. Or in your case, shit-stabber. Careful, gobbs, I'm not Punky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Careful, gobbs, I'm not Punky. You could be for all I know. Most CC members are conjoined these days. Isn't that right Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: You could be for all I know. Most CC members are conjoined these days. Isn't that right Frank? You cheeky fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bubba C said: You cheeky fucking cunt. My fucking pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 Just now, nobgobbler said: My fucking pleasure. Slag. What was this nom about again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 Sam Alladyce. What a steaming pile of dog shit he is. Just like football itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: You could be for all I know. Most CC members are conjoined these days. Isn't that right Frank? That was a bit low Gobbers,even for this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 On 28/09/2016 at 1:11 PM, nobgobbler said: Technically it means jetty, protrusion, etc. therefore it's likely to mean nob, dick, cock, tallywacker. Or in your case, shit-stabber. Or your massive protruding flobberly clit. On 28/09/2016 at 1:30 PM, Bubba C said: What was this nom about again? Why bother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 Gobbler, you ought to know better than to buy off ebay. And as for using paypal?.... for fucks sake, just send some nigerian your bank details and password, it'd be a lot quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, scotty said: Gobbler, you ought to know better than to buy off ebay. And as for using paypal?.... for fucks sake, just send some nigerian your bank details and password, it'd be a lot quicker. Both eBay and Paypal have moneyback guarantees, it's the best place to buy stuff, there's so many scams you can do if you want to have stuff for free, they never check on your past and any shit you've pulled before... ... er.. so I heard anyway.... ahem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 11 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Both eBay and Paypal have moneyback guarantees, it's the best place to buy stuff, there's so many scams you can do if you want to have stuff for free, they never check on your past and any shit you've pulled before... ... er.. so I heard anyway.... ahem... Ebay and paypal guarantees are worth very nearly the paper they aren't written on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 On 28/09/2016 at 1:11 PM, nobgobbler said: Technically it means jetty, protrusion, etc. therefore it's likely to mean nob, dick, cock, tallywacker. Or in your case, shit-stabber. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Lol Have you fed your horse this morning ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 40 minutes ago, scotty said: Ebay and paypal guarantees are worth very nearly the paper they aren't written on. I've never lost a penny with either, as a Buyer you can't lose, it's just about impossible, as a Seller you're fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Have you fed your horse this morning ? Yep. Fed him to the Pitbulls er...sorry I meant Staffies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 On 28/09/2016 at 11:35 AM, nobgobbler said: I seem to have uncovered a scam on ebay. Yes I know I'm a cunt for buying something off ebay. Seller lists several imaginary items for sale at a tempting price. Buyer pays through paypal and seller marks as item dispatched. Item doesn't arrive so a few days later buyer enquiries as to where the package is only to be asked to be patient and wait a few more days as it is on its way. Still doesn't arrive so buyer asks to be refunded. The whole process has taken 2 weeks. When you look at the seller's feedback there's a whole shit load of people never received this same item all at the same time. You get your refund alright, but then you realise this cunt has used you for a FREE pay day loan to go on holiday or whatever the fuck. Cheeky cunt. I bought two really nice 1940s tea dresses on ebay last week. The bloke who delivered them was wearing a ARP helmet and told me to "put that light aaaht"!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 On 28/09/2016 at 1:26 PM, Bubba C said: You cheeky fucking cunt. My fucking pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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