Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Hokey Gingers said: Phone Michael Barrymore. Explain situation. Meet in toilets. Mutually bugger. Be yourself. Never look back. Get hold of a 1litre jug. Add some methylated spirits,mix with industrial Domestos and good measures of both Weedol and Paraquat. Stir well. Garnish with powdered, anhydrous mercury then drink.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Get hold of a 1litre jug. Add some methylated spirits,mix with industrial Domestos and good measures of both Weedol and Paraquat. Stir well. Garnish with powdered, anhydrous mercury then drink.. You forgot to include one of those little umbrellas. You're losing your touch Spunks. Probably all the poppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Get hold of a 1litre jug. Add some methylated spirits,mix with industrial Domestos and good measures of both Weedol and Paraquat. Stir well. Garnish with powdered, anhydrous mercury then drink.. You do for Cunts Corner what the Boston Strangler did for door to door salesman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You do for Cunts Corner what the Boston Strangler did for door to door salesman. Dont flatter the cunt, Gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 23 minutes ago, nocti said: Dont flatter the cunt, Gyps. I never flatter my cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I never flatter my cunt. That's probably just as well.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I never flatter my cunt. he is not your cunt.....he is everybody's cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 10 minutes ago, luke swarm said: he is not your cunt.....he is everybody's cunt. He's a cunt's cunt eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 On 9/28/2016 at 11:21 PM, Rick_B said: Two different posters have done this tonight, I'm wondering if we have a software problem. More likely they're a couple of mongs escaped from the cunt farm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Who the fuck is Matt Dawson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 37 minutes ago, deebom said: Who the fuck is Matt Dawson? He's a transsexual Australian Aussie Rules player who murdered his civil partner in Melbourne last year. The trial is soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 On 30 September 2016 at 9:19 PM, Punkape said: He's a transsexual Australian Aussie Rules player who murdered his civil partner in Melbourne last year. The trial is soon. You're no doubt writing him love letters whilst he's in the nick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 An utter cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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