Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 It's the Ryder Cup this weekend, a great festival of golf with the worlds best players on view. Ryder Cup wives are worth a good ogle too. Only cunts won't enjoy this spectacular show as the European team look to dominate the fuckwit USA team. I shall be watching a lot of the action at my exclusive golf club and drinking fines wines as Europe win again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: It's the Ryder Cup this weekend, a great festival of golf with the worlds best players on view. Ryder Cup wives are worth a good ogle too. Only cunts won't enjoy this spectacular show as the European team look to dominate the fuckwit USA team. I shall be watching a lot of the action at my exclusive golf club and drinking fines wines as Europe win again. The only action you'll be watching is through the glory hole in the toilets, you predictable, repetitive, tedious fucking prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Just now, Ape said: The only action you'll be watching is through the glory hole in the toilets, you predictable, repetitive, tedious fucking prick. You wouldn't get into my club because you are a pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You wouldn't get into my club because you are a pleb. I wouldn't get in your club because I'm not a brown hatter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Just now, Ape said: I wouldn't get in your club because I'm not a brown hatter. You're a chav fuckwit who can't explain what's in the middle of a vacuum. Will the golf be on at your working men's club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You're a chav fuckwit who can't explain what's in the middle of a vacuum. Will the golf be on at your working men's club? I'll be doing things with my family all weekend - it's what people with lives do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Headwear is not allowed for gentlemen at my club in the clubhouse however Panama hats may be worn on the terrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're a chav fuckwit who can't explain what's in the middle of a vacuum. Will the golf be on at your working men's club? is there a 'c' and a 'u' in the middle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: is there a 'c' and a 'u' in the middle? You wouldn't get past security. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 51 minutes ago, Punkape said: Headwear is not allowed for gentlemen at my club in the clubhouse however Panama hats may be worn on the terrace. I thought you were a brown-hatter at all times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 I know Danny Willets brother has got into hot water for mouthing off about the Americans, American supporters and America in general, which is probably not a good idea in terms of gee-ing up the opposition but you've got to love someone who comes out with: "Team USA have only won five of the last 16 Ryder Cups. Four of those five victories have come on home soil. For the Americans to stand a chance of winning, they need their baying mob of imbeciles to caress their egos every step of the way. Like one of those brainless bastards from your childhood, the one that pulled down your shorts during the school’s Christmas assembly (f**k you, Paul Jennings), they only have the courage to keg you if they’re backed up by a giggling group of reprobates. Team Europe needs to shut those groupies up. They need to silence the pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on cookie dough and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of hotdog so they can scream ‘Baba booey’ until their jelly faces turn red. They need to stun the angry, unwashed, Make America Great Again swarm, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and belting out a mini-erection inducing ‘mashed potato,’ hoping to impress their cousin. They need to smash the obnoxious dads, with their shiny teeth, Lego man hair, medicated ex-wives, and resentful children. Squeezed into their cargo shorts and boating shoes, they’ll bellow ‘get in the hole’ whilst high-fiving all the other members of the Dentists’ Big Game Hunt Society." Way to go, matey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I know Danny Willets brother has got into hot water for mouthing off about the Americans, American supporters and America in general, which is probably not a good idea in terms of gee-ing up the opposition but you've got to love someone who comes out with: "Team USA have only won five of the last 16 Ryder Cups. Four of those five victories have come on home soil. For the Americans to stand a chance of winning, they need their baying mob of imbeciles to caress their egos every step of the way. Like one of those brainless bastards from your childhood, the one that pulled down your shorts during the school’s Christmas assembly (f**k you, Paul Jennings), they only have the courage to keg you if they’re backed up by a giggling group of reprobates. Team Europe needs to shut those groupies up. They need to silence the pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on cookie dough and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of hotdog so they can scream ‘Baba booey’ until their jelly faces turn red. They need to stun the angry, unwashed, Make America Great Again swarm, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and belting out a mini-erection inducing ‘mashed potato,’ hoping to impress their cousin. They need to smash the obnoxious dads, with their shiny teeth, Lego man hair, medicated ex-wives, and resentful children. Squeezed into their cargo shorts and boating shoes, they’ll bellow ‘get in the hole’ whilst high-fiving all the other members of the Dentists’ Big Game Hunt Society." Way to go, matey! Great stuff. Poor timing...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Great stuff. Poor timing...... Think he should be approached to buy the site He seems the complete Poster Boy for Cunts Corner 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Headwear is not allowed for gentlemen at my club in the clubhouse however Panama hats may be worn on the terrace. nonsense, what about those chaps dressed as the village people who are regulars at your club.....they wear hats, can explain this discrepancy and flaunting of the club rules? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: nonsense, what about those chaps dressed as the village people who are regulars at your club.....they wear hats, can explain this discrepancy and flaunting of the club rules? That's your club you pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: I thought you were a brown-hatter at all times? Punky's headwear consists mainly of anti-spasmodic head protection gear issued to special needs children with a propensity for bashing their head off solid walls or other immovable objects. In ballistics tests, however, they don't do as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 3 hours ago, Ape said: I wouldn't get in your club because I'm not a brown hatter. You would not get into Punkies club because his club does not exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 26 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: You would not get into Punkies club because his club does not exist. Get hold of a 1litre jug. Add some methylated spirits,mix with industrial Domestos and good measures of both Weedol and Paraquat. Stir well. Garnish with powdered, anhydrous mercury then drink.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 4 hours ago, Punkape said: It's the Ryder Cup this weekend, a great festival of golf with the worlds best players on view. Ryder Cup wives are worth a good ogle too. Only cunts won't enjoy this spectacular show as the European team look to dominate the fuckwit USA team. I shall be watching a lot of the action at my exclusive golf club and drinking fines wines as Europe win again. Golf's for irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: I know Danny Willets brother has got into hot water for mouthing off about the Americans, American supporters and America in general, which is probably not a good idea in terms of gee-ing up the opposition but you've got to love someone who comes out with: "Team USA have only won five of the last 16 Ryder Cups. Four of those five victories have come on home soil. For the Americans to stand a chance of winning, they need their baying mob of imbeciles to caress their egos every step of the way. Like one of those brainless bastards from your childhood, the one that pulled down your shorts during the school’s Christmas assembly (f**k you, Paul Jennings), they only have the courage to keg you if they’re backed up by a giggling group of reprobates. Team Europe needs to shut those groupies up. They need to silence the pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on cookie dough and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of hotdog so they can scream ‘Baba booey’ until their jelly faces turn red. They need to stun the angry, unwashed, Make America Great Again swarm, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and belting out a mini-erection inducing ‘mashed potato,’ hoping to impress their cousin. They need to smash the obnoxious dads, with their shiny teeth, Lego man hair, medicated ex-wives, and resentful children. Squeezed into their cargo shorts and boating shoes, they’ll bellow ‘get in the hole’ whilst high-fiving all the other members of the Dentists’ Big Game Hunt Society." Way to go, matey! Sounds like a cunt to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sounds like a cunt to me. Sounds like Decimus after an eggnog or two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 5 hours ago, Punkape said: I shall be watching a lot of the action at my exclusive golf club and drinking fines wines as Europe win again. would sir like a pack of pork scratchings with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 39 minutes ago, Judas said: would sir like a pack of pork scratchings with that. No doubt you will be opening a bottle of Back Tower later.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Get hold of a 1litre jug. Add some methylated spirits,mix with industrial Domestos and good measures of both Weedol and Paraquat. Stir well. Garnish with powdered, anhydrous mercury then drink.. Being from you Punkie none of this would exist anywhere other than in your imagination anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Being from you Punkie none of this would exist anywhere other than in your imagination anyway You slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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