PANZER MURPHY Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 Just noticed the new malteaser ads feature challenged cunts telling normal cunts unfunny stories involving their shite product and the normal cunts laughing their functioning anuses off pretending not to notice a tard is acting normal Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 Failed the audition did you? It does help to have a basic grasp of language if you want to be on the telly, PansySpacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 Drivel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 7 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Just noticed the new malteaser ads feature challenged cunts telling normal cunts unfunny stories involving their shite product and the normal cunts laughing their functioning anuses off pretending not to notice a tard is acting normal Panzerknacker A dog shit nom from a proper mutt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 I can't even be bothered to comment on this nom. Oh,hang on........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 pile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 10 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Just noticed the new malteaser ads feature challenged cunts telling normal cunts unfunny stories involving their shite product and the normal cunts laughing their functioning anuses off pretending not to notice a tard is acting normal Panzerknacker obviously it would be disappointing to you Pansy......The current batch of advertisements are bound to include transgender folks as the ad campaign continues so don't lose hope. Your big break is just around the corner but remember,perseverance is a virtue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 10 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Just noticed the new malteaser ads feature challenged cunts telling normal cunts unfunny stories involving their shite product and the normal cunts laughing their functioning anuses off pretending not to notice a tard is acting normal She's got cerebral palsy, you heartless cunt. Or is it Parkinson's...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 It's a bag of malteasers she has Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 Severely disabled toilet. Paralympic Portaloo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 This is only the start of it....next yoke your gonna see is a muzzy with a hook for a hand wrestling with a bag o teezerz telling us a hillarious tale of fucked up ied devices while offering his choccy Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: This is only the start of it....next yoke your gonna see is a muzzy with a hook for a hand wrestling with a bag o teezerz telling us a hillarious tale of fucked up ied devices while offering his choccy Panzerknacker Your shameless idiocy has no limits it would seem. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 I wouldn't fancy a blow job from Clarissa, the quite-literally twisted forensic examiner from “Silent Witness”, but I might let her play with my joystick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 10 minutes ago, Ape said: Your shameless idiocy has no limits it would seem. Fuck off. Shurrup ya gibbering down the fone informer cunt. ..bothering the roops. .maikin her take her marigolds off to lis ten to your treachery Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Shurrup ya gibbering down the fone informer cunt. ..bothering the roops. .maikin her take her marigolds off to lis ten to your treachery Panzerknacker Can you provide a translation of this please? I'm not fluent in spacker. Ape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Can you provide a translation of this please? I'm not fluent is spacker. Ape Yu durty rat. (Jimmy cagney voice) Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 19 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Yu durty rat. (Jimmy cagney voice) Panzerknacker Good 'ol Panzy! Gotta love his crazy arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 raspberry ripple maltesers sound lush... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I wouldn't fancy a blow job from Clarissa, the quite-literally twisted forensic examiner from “Silent Witness”, but I might let her play with my joystick. You old rascal CB. Perhaps there's an app we could devise to control wheeled totty? We could called it "Back onto this you steaming slag"? Or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 15 minutes ago, mothra said: You old rascal CB. Perhaps there's an app we could devise to control wheeled totty? We could called it "Back onto this you steaming slag"? Or something. Good idea, but I feel the marketing side needs more work. Perhaps we could leverage the recognition factor of existing players in the "Too socially inadequate to get laid by yourself" space such as Tinder and Grindr, and go with something that plays on the mechanically controlled angle. How about Wind-r? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Good idea, but I feel the marketing side needs more work. Perhaps we could leverage the recognition factor of existing players in the "Too socially inadequate to get laid by yourself" space such as Tinder and Grindr, and go with something that plays on the mechanically controlled angle. How about Wind-r? Outstanding CB, you've got the multimedia angle sewn up. Dogging areas for these lithium powered sex kittens would need to be found. Not too hilly. Easy access for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 7 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: pile Just one?...tube of preparation H for you my son and a ring cushion to sit on Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Good idea, but I feel the marketing side needs more work. Perhaps we could leverage the recognition factor of existing players in the "Too socially inadequate to get laid by yourself" space such as Tinder and Grindr, and go with something that plays on the mechanically controlled angle. How about Wind-r? And for the visually impaired how about, Blind-r? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 What's the raspberry ripple bit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 14 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: And for the visually impaired how about, Blind-r? They won't see that coming! Eat your fucking heart out, Mark Zuckerberg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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