Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Every fucking time I happen to see a cookery programme ( my Mrs likes cooking Tescos fish, Punky) it seems to involve stuffing food in plastic bags and shoving it in a water bath. The human race has done pretty well up until recently, using traditional methods of cooking, so why this fucking nonsense is now all the rage is beyond me. What's wrong with a cunting frying pan or an oven? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Post in English next time you hay cooky cooky type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Every fucking time I happen to see a cookery programme ( my Mrs likes cooking Tescos fish, Punky) it seems to involve stuffing food in plastic bags and shoving it in a water bath. The human race has done pretty well up until recently, using traditional methods of cooking, so why this fucking nonsense is now all the rage is beyond me. What's wrong with a cunting frying pan or an oven? Or a nice grill or barbecue. Fuck them..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 I tried this method of cooking the other day and the fucking pot noodle was as hard as a rock even after 15 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Or a nice grill or barbecue. Fuck them..... Fucking right Punkers! Fuck them all, the cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Fucking right Punkers! Fuck them all, the cunts. Ape you've got some wacky shit going in your groove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Never heard of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, mothra said: Ape you've got some wacky shit going in your groove Fuck yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Cooking is for poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 27 minutes ago, Punkape said: Or a nice grill or barbecue. Fuck them..... Isn't a spit roast the preffered method for you and you civil partner? LOL my fucking arse off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Donner and chips said: Cooking is for poofs. Use your words like a big boy, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Use your words like a big boy, cunt. Fuck off spastic chimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Manky you Northern Munkey, we're talking about cooking, not kewking. Learn to speak proper, you shitbag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Manky you Northern Munkey, we're talking about cooking, not kewking. Learn to speak proper, you shitbag Fucking hell shrew, is white lightning on offer at your local bargain booze this week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fucking hell shrew, is white lightning on offer at your local bargain booze this week? Maybe, but when it's not, there's always Mr meths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 22 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: Fuck off spastic chimp. I refer you to my previous reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: Every fucking time I happen to see a cookery programme ( my Mrs likes cooking Tescos fish, Punky) it seems to involve stuffing food in plastic bags and shoving it in a water bath. The human race has done pretty well up until recently, using traditional methods of cooking, so why this fucking nonsense is now all the rage is beyond me. What's wrong with a cunting frying pan or an oven? Have you seen the adverts where some faux-happy family of cunts cooks (re-heats) a pre-cooked chicken in a plastic bag full of exotic herbs and spices (preservatives and additives) and then sits down to enjoy it like it's a sumptuous meal, personally delivered from heaven? What fucking stupid cunt buys this shit? Give me a crispy pancake with potato smileys any day of the week. Ps-nice to see you and punky getting on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Ps-nice to see you and punky getting on. It won't last - he'll probably return from his club tomorrow night, off his face on claret and brandy, and start making derogatory remarks about Mrs Ape. He's an unpredictable little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 28 minutes ago, Ape said: It won't last - he'll probably return from his club tomorrow night, off his face on claret and brandy, and start making derogatory remarks about Mrs Ape. He's an unpredictable little cunt. Make the most of it whilst the going's good. No bent noms, a few chuckles, a good old fashioned cunting of the new idiot on the block. The little cunt has brightened up an otherwise dull day today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: Every fucking time I happen to see a cookery programme ( my Mrs likes cooking Tescos fish, Punky) it seems to involve stuffing food in plastic bags and shoving it in a water bath. The human race has done pretty well up until recently, using traditional methods of cooking, so why this fucking nonsense is now all the rage is beyond me. What's wrong with a cunting frying pan or an oven? Does solids floating around in tepid liquid remind you of your bed pan or something? It is a legitimate culinary technique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Does solids floating around in tepid liquid remind you of your bed pan or something? It is a legitimate culinary technique. Bricktop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Bricktop! Fuck that goggle-eyed film cunt. Idi Amin, bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Make the most of it whilst the going's good. No bent noms, a few chuckles, a good old fashioned cunting of the new idiot on the block. The little cunt has brightened up an otherwise dull day today. So this is a cunting? Fuck off back to amateur hour if so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 6 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: So this is a cunting? Fuck off back to amateur hour if so. Bravo. You've quite rightly identified yourself as the new idiot. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Bravo. You've quite rightly identified yourself as the new idiot. Idiot. Your shit. Seriously, try harder. Pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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