Frank Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I would love you to say that to my face. Just fucking love it. I'd gob a greeny right in your one eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's no fucking need for that. I didn't deserve his comment about the birthday party. You did. Although the way he addressed you is no way to speak to a lady. But as you're no lady, kindly fuck off, you tiresome bore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: You did. Although the way he addressed you is no way to speak to a lady. But as you're no lady, kindly fuck off, you tiresome bore. .. and stupid fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 Just nailed a beef dinner, warmed up from yesterday. It was fucking foul. Needed it though. Keeps everything together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 18 minutes ago, Frank said: You stupid fucking cunt. Terrifying.....for a chap so painfully thin you are certainly a fearsome fellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 6 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Terrifying.....for a chap so painfully thin you are certainly a fearsome fellow. The king of the spastics is a force to be reckoned with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 21 minutes ago, Frank said: I'd gob a greeny right in your one eye. You really are a juvenile aren't you Francine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ape said: The king of the spastics is a force to be reckoned with. Queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 23 minutes ago, Bubba C said: You did. Although the way he addressed you is no way to speak to a lady. But as you're no lady, kindly fuck off, you tiresome bore. Wheesht! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You really are a juvenile aren't you Francine. I'm sorry gyppo. I've never liked you. Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 8 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm sorry gyppo. I've never liked you. Cunt. Wheesht! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 Gypps, I think what the problem here is our François has this mental image of you looking like the Gypsy girl in a 1970s Hammer House of Horror Dracula flick. In reality, now that you've just outed yourself as a granny and are quite happy to admit to gorging yourself on buffet food the image in his feeble mind is of a bag lady putting her false teeth in a napkin before noshing all the corned beef volauvents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 Ingrid Pitta, with extra garlic maybe. Very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 24 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Gypps, I think what the problem here is our François has this mental image of you looking like the Gypsy girl in a 1970s Hammer House of Horror Dracula flick. In reality, now that you've just outed yourself as a granny and are quite happy to admit to gorging yourself on buffet food the image in his feeble mind is of a bag lady putting her false teeth in a napkin before noshing all the corned beef volauvents Knowing Francine's idea of gypsies a granny would be in her late 30's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 33 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Gypps, I think what the problem here is our François has this mental image of you looking like the Gypsy girl in a 1970s Hammer House of Horror Dracula flick. In reality, now that you've just outed yourself as a granny and are quite happy to admit to gorging yourself on buffet food the image in his feeble mind is of a bag lady putting her false teeth in a napkin before noshing all the corned beef volauvents Drew, firstly.. shut up. Secondly.. shut the fuck up. Gyppo is a thick and miserable common little fuck devoid of any charm or humour. She's got an old bamboo elasticated Pilates fanny and she's a stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Drew, firstly.. shut up. Secondly.. shut the fuck up. Gyppo is a thick and miserable common little fuck devoid of any charm or humour. She's got an old bamboo elasticated Pilates fanny and she's a stupid fucking cunt. Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking idiot. Show some resilience you awful dunce. You're dying here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Show some resilience you awful dunce. You're dying here. Frankie you're too stupid to argue with. Goodnight and happy wanking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 I'm warming to you Cammy Gyp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Frankie you're too stupid to argue with. Goodnight and happy wanking Gyps I've just read through my last several posts, and to be frank, I'm fucking disgusted with myself. LukeFuckingSwarm went top of the pops and I've been desperately trying to indulge idiots bill and bubble for cheap likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 On 10/16/2016 at 5:01 AM, Donner and chips said: Not the weekly sabbath mucky three way between SpunkGape, BlunderCunt and a bedraggled, heroin addicted, homeless Ugandan. The highlight of the weekend, the Sunday roast. Does anyone actually really enjoy this overcooked, salted plate of bland vegetables and carcass? I don't hate them, I just think that they are a bit wank. Especially when I hear some jebber saying how much they can't wait to eat there old dear's beef dinner, fuck that rather have a lamb madras. Have you ever heard of the phrase "season to taste?" fixes the bland problem straight away. As far as overcooked goes, get off your arse and pay attention to the cook time versus the weight of the roast. You can't be that thick. Punkape holds the monopoly on thickness that extreme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 6 hours ago, Frank said: Show some resilience you awful dunce. You're dying here. I thought you were the one that was dying. Just hurry it along a bit will you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I would love you to say that to my face. Just fucking love it. You've lost this one, badly. This is more embarrassing than Jazz's threats to have Jazz Jnr. piss on someone's charred corpse. Get a tucking grip you boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Have you ever heard of the phrase "season to taste?" fixes the bland problem straight away. As far as overcooked goes, get off your arse and pay attention to the cook time versus the weight of the roast. You can't be that thick. Punkape holds the monopoly on thickness that extreme. Any call on what seasoning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 11 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You've lost this one, badly. This is more embarrassing than Jazz's threats to have Jazz Jnr. piss on someone's charred corpse. Get a tucking grip you boring cunt. Bill have you learnt the meaning of allegedly yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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