Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Not the weekly sabbath mucky three way between SpunkGape, BlunderCunt and a bedraggled, heroin addicted, homeless Ugandan. The highlight of the weekend, the Sunday roast. Does anyone actually really enjoy this overcooked, salted plate of bland vegetables and carcass? I don't hate them, I just think that they are a bit wank. Especially when I hear some jebber saying how much they can't wait to eat there old dear's beef dinner, fuck that rather have a lamb madras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 You fucking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 I cook a Sunday roast for my family every week, and we always enjoy it. It's the one meal of the week we are all together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Donner and chips said: Not the weekly sabbath mucky three way between SpunkGape, BlunderCunt and a bedraggled, heroin addicted, homeless Ugandan. The highlight of the weekend, the Sunday roast. Does anyone actually really enjoy this overcooked, salted plate of bland vegetables and carcass? I don't hate them, I just think that they are a bit wank. Especially when I hear some jebber saying how much they can't wait to eat there old dear's beef dinner, fuck that rather have a lamb madras. you fucking ill educated heathen cunt, Lamb Madras on a Sunday.......that's a Friday night meal you pillock. The Sunday dinner is a social event when all the family have time to sit down, talk and break bread together, a time to reflect and bond......that's why I always insist on an all day breakfast with chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 If your sunday roast is bland then you need to sack your cook. There are many ways to make a truly great roast dinner out of a good piece of venison or beef, pork is bland but boar is better. Try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Best meal of the week. If your Sunday roast is that dreadful it's because the cook is crap. I'm sure punkers will be along shortly to instruct you on how to cook a joint. Or perhaps you prefer to smoke yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 9 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: You fucking cunt And there it is - amongst a number of on-topic replies, the blazing beacon of utter fucking stupidity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: Best meal of the week. If your Sunday roast is that dreadful it's because the cook is crap. I'm sure punkers will be along shortly to instruct you on how to cook a joint. Or perhaps you prefer to smoke yours? I have heard that Pinkys prefered Bread sauce recipe has a very organic taste and only he knows how to source the ingredients. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: I have heard that Pinkys prefered Bread sauce recipe has a very organic taste and only he knows how to source the ingredients. Is it a bit cheesy with overtones of fish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I have heard that Pinkys prefered Bread sauce recipe has a very organic taste and only he knows how to source the ingredients. And then there's the good old Christmas turkey stuffing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 I had high hopes for you DC, very high hopes and then you go and post something like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Thanks for the tips, I'll be sure to hand them over to Abidugun, the head cook in local Whetherspoons. My gripe isn't with the taste of the dinner, it's more the status it's given. 'Can't wait to get home so I can eat my old dear's roast' etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: And then there's the good old Christmas turkey stuffing. How about walking along the beach hand in hand this afternoon gobbie? We could snuggle up in a promenade bus shelter and fuck each other silly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 7 minutes ago, Frank said: How about walking along the beach hand in hand this afternoon gobbie? We could snuggle up in a promenade bus shelter and fuck each other silly. Depends how fast you can run, anyway, I'm cooking dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 13 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I have heard that Pinkys prefered Bread sauce recipe has a very organic taste and only he knows how to source the ingredients. One ingredient is definitely the scrapings from a Congolese GUM clinic, Pinky keeps them dried in his spice rack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 24 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: If your sunday roast is bland then you need to sack your cook. There are many ways to make a truly great roast dinner out of a good piece of venison or beef, pork is bland but boar is better. Try harder. and there is no better, or greater bore than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 35 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: Not the weekly sabbath mucky three way between SpunkGape, BlunderCunt and a bedraggled, heroin addicted, homeless Ugandan. The highlight of the weekend, the Sunday roast. Does anyone actually really enjoy this overcooked, salted plate of bland vegetables and carcass? I don't hate them, I just think that they are a bit wank. Especially when I hear some jebber saying how much they can't wait to eat there old dear's beef dinner, fuck that rather have a lamb madras. You've got no family have you. This is just pure envy. A picture of a Dickens novel, a street urchin clutching a dry crust tore from a gooses beak, peaking in a window at Mrs Gobbler carving off another slice of beef. That's you that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 27 minutes ago, Ape said: And there it is - amongst a number of on-topic replies, the blazing beacon of utter fucking stupidity. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 22 minutes ago, Frank said: How about walking along the beach hand in hand this afternoon gobbie? We could snuggle up in a promenade bus shelter and fuck each other silly. Better still, walk into the sea and keep walking. That would be nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 I agree with the sentiment. We go to MSBoms parents for a roast most Sundays. It's ok, edible, but the way the family go on, you'd think it was the greatest thing ever. "No one cooks a better roast than my mums roast." This can be heard the length and breadth of the country, when it's mostly overcooked meat, veg boiled until every last vitamin has expired, and potatoes roasted until they resemble rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 33 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: You've got no family have you. This is just pure envy. A picture of a Dickens novel, a street urchin clutching a dry crust tore from a gooses beak, peaking in a window at Mrs Gobbler carving off another slice of beef. That's you that is. It's roast lamb with a herb crust today withers. Frank's already forming a queue at the window which is rather handy as it could do with a good clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: Lamb Madras on a Sunday.......that's a Friday night meal you pillock. If you play your cards right and order some extra, it's Saturday and Sunday breakfast as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: If you play your cards right and order some extra, it's Saturday and Sunday breakfast as well. have you noticed, there's never any Nan left to scoop it up though and if there is a small portion left, its rock hard. .....also it is definitely better cold as a breakfast dish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: have you noticed, there's never any Nan left to scoop it up though and if there is a small portion left, its rock hard. .....also it is definitely better cold as a breakfast dish. Absolutely. Vindaloo straight from the fridge will wake you up nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 14 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: .. roast lamb with a herb crust today Is that a euphemism for feeding poor Mr.G with your tired and gaping, fag and coffee tasting grey-matted minge? When you're carving up this afternoon, bear this in mind... Every time I wipe my bum, there's a smear of blood mixed with pooh on the paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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