Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 What a load of lardy dar tosh, full of wax wearing toss pots who would happily skewer a badger before seasoning it with thyme. Who gives a fuck if it's raining in some grassy fucking doss hole, there's a horse, let's shotgun it and a fucking boat let's have a wank. Country cottage, let's eat some bastard eels. Just fuck off. Load of country wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 8 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: What a load of lardy dar tosh, full of wax wearing toss pots who would happily skewer a badger before seasoning it with thyme. Who gives a fuck if it's raining in some grassy fucking doss hole, there's a horse, let's shotgun it and a fucking boat let's have a wank. Country cottage, let's eat some bastard eels. Just fuck off. Load of country wankers. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 7 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: What a load of lardy dar tosh, full of wax wearing toss pots who would happily skewer a badger before seasoning it with thyme. Who gives a fuck if it's raining in some grassy fucking doss hole, there's a horse, let's shotgun it and a fucking boat let's have a wank. Country cottage, let's eat some bastard eels. Just fuck off. Load of country wankers. You fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Pair of bumpkins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 I saw Punkers worrying sheep on Countryfile once. He was exceptionally good at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: You fucking idiot. His noms are shockingly bad. He's a pleb as well which is infinitely worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 8 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: What a load of lardy dar tosh, full of wax wearing toss pots who would happily skewer a badger before seasoning it with thyme. Who gives a fuck if it's raining in some grassy fucking doss hole, there's a horse, let's shotgun it and a fucking boat let's have a wank. Country cottage, let's eat some bastard eels. Just fuck off. Load of country wankers. I like the cut of your jib on here Donny but you've fucked up badly with this comment. It's caraway seeds with badger, not thyme. Unless you were thinking of the Asiatic Stink Badger of course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: His noms are shockingly bad. He's a pleb as well which is infinitely worse. He's shown himself to be an urban idiot with this one. Probably sitting in his high rise flat wondering what a field is. What a wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 23 minutes ago, mothra said: I like the cut of your jib on here Donny but you've fucked up badly with this comment. It's caraway seeds with badger, not thyme. Unless you were thinking of the Asiatic Stink Badger of course. Surprising that you didn't consider the honey badger, aka the ratel. (Lemongrass, in case you were wondering.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 16 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: He's shown himself to be an urban idiot with this one. Probably sitting in his high rise flat wondering what a field is. What a wanker. High rise living is the way forward. Fields are for cunts. Urban idiots shall inherit the earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 20 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: He's shown himself to be an urban idiot with this one. Probably sitting in his high rise flat wondering what a field is. What a wanker. Whereas you have shown yourself to be non-geographical idiot. Doesn't matter where you are, you're a fucking idiot regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 47 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: What a load of lardy dar tosh, full of wax wearing toss pots who would happily skewer a badger before seasoning it with thyme. Who gives a fuck if it's raining in some grassy fucking doss hole, there's a horse, let's shotgun it and a fucking boat let's have a wank. Country cottage, let's eat some bastard eels. Just fuck off. Load of country wankers. the article about Deer and Grape growing on the Isle Of Wight was fascinating........but I concur that the show has not been the same since Julia Bradbury left.......she was absolutely fuckalicious. Trouble with you DC is that you forget where your food comes from, where on earth do you think those Doners are bred,born and raised....that's right, in the country, So next time you bang your face against one of those succulent pitta wrapped delights, just think of the hard pressed farmers raising them under terrible hardships. I wont even go into where the garlic mayonnaise come from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 40 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Surprising that you didn't consider the honey badger, aka the ratel. (Lemongrass, in case you were wondering.) Thanks for the tip CB. Unfortunately phylogenetics is really ripping up the rulebook of classification. Red pandas have been moved from panda club to just regular bear club. As this was on a free transfer, I can see them eventually slipping into the minor leagues, like Scousers did. Honey badgers are now closer to Volvo V40s by the way. I know my earwigs though. Fuck yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 59 minutes ago, luke swarm said: the article about Deer and Grape growing on the Isle Of Wight was fascinating........but I concur that the show has not been the same since Julia Bradbury left.......she was absolutely fuckalicious. Trouble with you DC is that you forget where your food comes from, where on earth do you think those Doners are bred,born and raised....that's right, in the country, So next time you bang your face against one of those succulent pitta wrapped delights, just think of the hard pressed farmers raising them under terrible hardships. I wont even go into where the garlic mayonnaise come from. Go and wank off Hugh Fernley Bloodystool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 hour ago, I know that Cunt said: He's shown himself to be an urban idiot with this one. Probably sitting in his high rise flat wondering what a field is. What a wanker. Get back to your cow with its Wellington boots on, you grass loving, soil licking cunt. I bet you are wearing a wax jacket right now, whilst rubbing your nubbin furiously with badger hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: His noms are shockingly bad. He's a pleb as well which is infinitely worse. Evening Spunk Gape, you farm yard fiend. How is your prolapse today? Still having trouble rutting with the rams? Best, Donner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: Go and wank off Hugh Fernley Bloodystool. You are really quite genuinely thick aren't you DC, You make IKTC look like Einstein ......you really should consider taking a day or two off and reflect on what a waste your entire life has been......I am not hopeful you will listen as you are so stupendously dim as well as unfunny that you probably think I am joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: You are really quite genuinely thick aren't you DC, You make IKTC look like Einstein ......you really should consider taking a day or two off and reflect on what a waste your entire life has been......I am not hopeful you will listen as you are so stupendously dim as well as unfunny that you probably think I am joking. Thanks Luke. I think I will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 16 minutes ago, luke swarm said: You are really quite genuinely thick aren't you DC, You make IKTC look like Einstein ......you really should consider taking a day or two off and reflect on what a waste your entire life has been......I am not hopeful you will listen as you are so stupendously dim as well as unfunny that you probably think I am joking. Donner's a dopey minnow learning the ropes. What's your excuse you redundant old sap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 26 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: Thanks Luke. I think I will. Oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Donner's a dopey minnow learning the ropes. What's your excuse you redundant old sap? go and have another go at Gyps, best stick to your level eh, theres a good lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: go and have another go at Gyps, best stick to your level eh, theres a good lad. You shallow piece of shit.. having to drag poor gyppo into this to have a dig at poor old Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Only kidding you soft cunt. Allo spunk Gape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, Frank said: You shallow piece of shit.. having to drag poor gyppo into this to have a dig at poor old Frank. I don't want to have to hurt you Frank.....I would enjoy it too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: I don't want to have to hurt you Frank.....I would enjoy it too much. You're scared of me Luke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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