colonelkurtz Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 Got dragged to the pictures last night and it was utter shite .. no need to know which film I endured because they're all shite nowadays. Maybe things will improve once Pres Trump takes over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 I bet the floors were sticky and there was some fat guy asleep in his seat at the end of the movie who everyone ignored. I once ended up paying a fiver for two bottles of water at the Odeon near mine, then got to sit through an entire movie that was just enough out of focus to give me a headache. Did you also have those insecure cunts who laugh really loud at the funny bits so everyone else will join in? They're the worst... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: I bet the floors were sticky and there was some fat guy asleep in his seat at the end of the movie who everyone ignored. I once ended up paying a fiver for two bottles of water at the Odeon near mine, then got to sit through an entire movie that was just enough out of focus to give me a headache. Did you also have those insecure cunts who laugh really loud at the funny bits so everyone else will join in? They're the worst... I've been once in 15 years and don't plan to ever go again. Last time I went there was some absolute cunt sitting next to me chomping on fucking nachos until I knocked them out of his hand. Then there was all that bother with the manager so it's not worth it. Fuck the fucking pictures. Netflix for me now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 54 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: I've been once in 15 years and don't plan to ever go again. Last time I went there was some absolute cunt sitting next to me chomping on fucking nachos until I knocked them out of his hand. Then there was all that bother with the manager so it's not worth it. Fuck the fucking pictures. Netflix for me now. I'll second that. The last film I went to see, I burst out laughing when a mother was shot dead. I was asked to leave, not by the manager, but by my kids. Bambi was a right little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: I bet the floors were sticky and there was some fat guy asleep in his seat at the end of the movie who everyone ignored. I once ended up paying a fiver for two bottles of water at the Odeon near mine, then got to sit through an entire movie that was just enough out of focus to give me a headache. Did you also have those insecure cunts who laugh really loud at the funny bits so everyone else will join in? They're the worst... Im guessing that you and the cunt in the long overcoat with a nervous condition in his arm were the only two in the seats which stuck to your clothing and smelled of arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Im guessing that you and the cunt in the long overcoat with a nervous condition in his arm were the only two in the seats which stuck to your clothing and smelled of arse. I WAS the cunt in an overcoat, mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 17 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: Got dragged to the pictures last night and it was utter shite .. no need to know which film I endured because they're all shite nowadays. Maybe things will improve once Pres Trump takes over. There's loads of good stuff on, just not anything big budget, which is all as you say utter gash. How it's possible to spend $200m without having a remotely coherent plot is fucking beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 7 hours ago, Roadkill said: I WAS the cunt in an overcoat, mate Wizardsleeve goes to the pictures with his transgender civil partner...... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 I think Punkys been shoving that groundhog up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 45 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I think Punkys been shoving that groundhog up his arse. Makes a change from his fucking head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 If you google 123 movies, you can watch all the latest movies showing in the cinema for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: If you google 123 movies, you can watch all the latest movies showing in the cinema for free. You've still got to sneak in through a side door though. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 26 minutes ago, mothra said: You've still got to sneak in through a side door though. Panzerknacker Watch out Ratty, some witless cunt appears to have hacked your account and is making you look like a twat. The real Rat would have gone straight for the back door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Watch out Ratty, some witless cunt appears to have hacked your account and is making you look like a twat. The real Rat would have gone straight for the back door. With Punkape around these days it could be dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Watch out Ratty, some witless cunt appears to have hacked your account and is making you look like a twat. The real Rat would have gone straight for the back door. but not in a homo sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Last film I saw at a cinema was over 10 years ago. Seems like only retards go to these places nowadays, with their incessant munching on popcorn and talking on their mobiles, the twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Degenerategambler said: Last film I saw at a cinema was over 10 years ago. Seems like only retards go to these places nowadays, with their incessant munching on popcorn and talking on their mobiles, the twats. Ever noticed these same cunts will all go quiet if they hear you trying to talk to your partner about something in the movie, even if it's just something quick like how much of an annoying, tedious, and talentless vaginal discharge Benedict Cumberbatch is and always will be? Then they come over and complain to you for speaking over the film. They stand all righteous when they give you a smug little telling off then stroll back to their crisps and mobiles like the sun shines out of their very arseholes. Cheeky cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 8 hours ago, Punkape said: Wizardsleeve goes to the pictures with his transgender civil partner...... lol. I know it hurts Punk but jealousy just won't help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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