Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Walk along Torquay Strand fom the London Inn to The HSBC bank and you will see and hear at least five of these cunts sprawled by shop doorways, sitting beneath cash machines or stretched out across the pavement by a litter bin. They are there every day save oddly for Monday mornings. Not one of them has the brains to realise that any money is likely to be given to the first cunt in the row and they all seem to have a smart phone that must have cost at least £200. Time for these cunts to be boiled in oil. .. also why are they not there on Moday mornings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Repetitive and rather tedious, Pen. You're starting to resemble Frank in posting style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Repetitive and rather tedious, Pen. You're starting to resemble Frank in posting style. I am but another clone, I am even more of a clone of him because I was here before Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I am but another clone, I am even more of a clone of him because I was here before Frank. How can you be certain? The cunt has had more ID's and banning's than you've had bowel movements, I suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I am but another clone, I am even more of a clone of him because I was here before Frank. The hands of old Father Time are ticking by pen. Have you got your panic button to hand or has it been short circuited by your slack bladder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Walk along Torquay Strand fom the London Inn to The HSBC bank and you will see and hear at least five of these cunts sprawled by shop doorways, sitting beneath cash machines or stretched out across the pavement by a litter bin. They are there every day save oddly for Monday mornings. Not one of them has the brains to realise that any money is likely to be given to the first cunt in the row and they all seem to have a smart phone that must have cost at least £200. Time for these cunts to be boiled in oil. .. also why are they not there on Moday mornings? you silly cow, on Mondays they have to commute in from their London residences you see, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 6 minutes ago, luke swarm said: you silly cow, on Mondays they have to commute in from their London residences you see, Sorry I did not realise that Luke .. are you one of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 8 minutes ago, Gurt said: The hands of old Father Time are ticking by pen. Have you got your panic button to hand or has it been short circuited by your slack bladder? Its corroded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 27 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Repetitive and rather tedious, Pen. You're starting to resemble Frank in posting style. Apparently, you have to be a cerebral comic genius to "get" the witticisms of Pen. According to her, she's the master of irony. The irony of that being that she clearly doesn't understand the definition of irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 26 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Its corroded Fucking good. I hope you have a fall, and due to the government-grant insulation you received, your muffled whimpers for help won't be heard by any passers-by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Fucking good. I hope you have a fall, and due to the government-grant insulation you received, your muffled whimpers for help won't be heard by any passers-by. Have you got the slightest hint of humour or imagination or are you strapped to your wheelchair and controlling you keyboard by eye movements alone point out a few basic words and phrases? You really are a very miserable repetative cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Have you got the slightest hint of humour or imagination? The very same question can be levelled at you. The difference is that Decimus can honestly and sincerely answer yes, whereas only your self deluded senile mind thinks you are remotely amusing. You're a fucking has-been, and that's only from second hand anecdotal scraps. I've never seen any evidence of you being anything except an utter drone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Walk along Torquay Strand fom the London Inn to The HSBC bank and you will see and hear at least five of these cunts sprawled by shop doorways, sitting beneath cash machines or stretched out across the pavement by a litter bin. They are there every day save oddly for Monday mornings. Not one of them has the brains to realise that any money is likely to be given to the first cunt in the row and they all seem to have a smart phone that must have cost at least £200. Time for these cunts to be boiled in oil. .. also why are they not there on Moday mornings? Homeless man sitting on pavement with sign round neck saying "homeless Falklands war veteran" passer by gives him twenty quid. Homeless man looks up and says "muchos gracias señor". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Homeless man sitting on pavement with sign round neck saying "homeless Falklands war veteran" passer by gives him twenty quid. Homeless man looks up and says "muchos gracias señor". Waiting for someone to jump in re the language the veteran would be speaking but actually you are a correct in what he would say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 27 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Have you got the slightest hint of humour or imagination or are you strapped to your wheelchair and controlling you keyboard by eye movements alone point out a few basic words and phrases? You really are a very miserable repetative cunt. He called me the son of a nazi rapist earlier and when I asked him if that meant he was my father he replied with the legend " no"... The imaginative and rapier like wit of the man is staggering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He called me the son of a nazi rapist earlier and when I asked him if that meant he was my father he replied with the legend " no"... The imaginative and rapier like wit of the man is staggering. You seem bitter, I can only imagine this isn't the first time someone you thought was your father has publically disowned you. Chin up cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Bill has also posted something highly amusing which I would have been able to read had I not blocked him .. I will smile anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He called me the son of a nazi rapist earlier and when I asked him if that meant he was my father he replied with the legend " no"... The imaginative and rapier like wit of the man is staggering. That part is very sad as because of a childhood accident he is unable to father children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: You seem bitter, I can only imagine this isn't the first time someone you thought was your father has publically disowned you. Chin up cunt. Nice head tattoo,is it so the fire brigade helicopter can spot you from above every time you get burned on this site. Oh and bring a fire extinguisher next time.(the little ring on the handle is a safety feature, not for you to use as a genital piercing you self harming cunt.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: That part is very sad as because of a childhood accident he is unable to father children I suspect the accident involved him and bill stickers trying to pierce each other's bell ends with an action man bayonet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I suspect the accident involved him and bill stickers trying to pierce each other's bell ends with an action man bayonet Ah, you read the medical report. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nice head tattoo,is it so the fire brigade helicopter can spot you from above every time you get burned on this site. Oh and bring a fire extinguisher next time.(the little ring on the handle is a safety feature, not for you to use as a genital piercing you self harming cunt.) Please don't mock my avatar. It's not me, and I chose it willingly, but I certainly didn't expect abuse for it, and it cuts deep. What next? Perhaps mock my fictional screen name? Oh the humanity. You utter fucking cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 52 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Bill has also posted something highly amusing which I would have been able to read had I not blocked him .. I will smile anyway. 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: He called me the son of a nazi rapist earlier and when I asked him if that meant he was my father he replied with the legend " no"... The imaginative and rapier like wit of the man is staggering. What a boring pair of happy-clapping super spastics. I come on here to be entertained by funny cunts, not read your drivel. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: What a boring pair of happy-clapping super spastics. I come on here to be entertained by funny cunts, not read your drivel. Fuck off. Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: What a boring pair of happy-clapping super spastics. I come on here to be entertained by funny cunts, not read your drivel. Fuck off. Well you keep posting this topic you daft fairy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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