Eddie Posted November 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Leave penny alone quince, I am embarked on a campaign of seduction, I can't wait to find out what lurks beneath those Tena-pants. I'd wager, something resembling Roadkill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: I'd wager, something resembling Roadkill Hey now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: I'd wager, something resembling Roadkill If you take a look at roadkills artwork from last night you'll notice that he has great tits and bubba is portrayed as the kind of American male who hangs around roadside diners trying to pick up teenage girls and later rape them in the back seat of a Chevy camaro. I however am portrayed as a member of the ku klux klan with a stock portfolio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Hey now. I did mean a badger that had been hit by a speeding lorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: The only thing I know with any certainty, Wizz, without wishing to sound too juvenile, is that Manky absolutely fucking stinks of shit. It is olfactory dazzle-painting for forays down the south. P.S, I lived outside Londinium for 3 years. Employed as missionary. Fucking hated it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I voz a soldier following ze orders of my superiors I voz not responsible for zis atrocity and do not recognise ze authority of zis court!!! So you can tell Pierpoint to fuck off and take his fucking rope with him! Fucking Pierrepoint. I'd like to think that Ruth Ellis gobbed a greeny right into his face just as he was putting the hood on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking Pierrepoint. I'd like to think that Ruth Ellis gobbed a greeny right into his face just as he was putting the hood on her. Wasn't Ruth Ellis played on telly by that bird who was queenie in blackadder 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking Pierrepoint. I'd like to think that Ruth Ellis gobbed a greeny right into his face just as he was putting the hood on her. And pierrepoint was the fucking spitting image of Barry out of auf weidershein pet!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wasn't Ruth Ellis played on telly by that bird who was queenie in blackadder 2? Stephen Fry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Stephen Fry? Hugh Laurie, silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Stephen Fry? That's the girl, ya fucking dingbat bare knuckle gippo twonk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the girl, ya fucking dingbat bare knuckle gippo twonk. What's brought that outburst on? Somebody piss on your sugar puffs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: What's brought that outburst on? Somebody piss on your sugar puffs? Only meant it in fun. You're one of the good ones. Part of my working life involved trying to keep 2 fisted it knuckle dragging Irishmen out of licenced premises. The infamous mr Docherty was a decent bloke but the ward clan are utter cunts. Met Roy Shaw once and he was a truly scary prospect after a few pints, even though he was knocking 70 at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Only meant it in fun. You're one of the good ones. Part of my working life involved trying to keep 2 fisted it knuckle dragging Irishmen out of licenced premises. The infamous mr Docherty was a decent bloke but the ward clan are utter cunts. Met Roy Shaw once and he was a truly scary prospect after a few pints, even though he was knocking 70 at the time. My great grandfather fought professionaly in the early 20s at heavyweight but in those days heavyweights were smaller than today. My grandad fought in and out of the ring, winning inter services titles. My dad fought as an amateur as well as my brothers when they were younger. My brothers taught me how to fight when I started getting shit from boys from another school on my way to and from school. One little team cornered me in a side street calling me a pikey whore. When there ring leader made a grab for me I grabbed his wrist in a wrist lock (my uncle was a wrestler showed me some moves) and I made the little cunt scream and cry. I should have stuck the boot in but he gave up. Never bothered me again. It was lucky for him in a way because if he had have done anything to me, my brothers would have killed him and his crew. Anyway, Shaw's record and those of other unlicensed fighters can't always be verified for obvious reasons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My great grandfather fought professionaly in the early 20s at heavyweight but in those days heavyweights were smaller than today. My grandad fought in and out of the ring, winning inter services titles. My dad fought as an amateur as well as my brothers when they were younger. My brothers taught me how to fight when I started getting shit from boys from another school on my way to and from school. One little team cornered me in a side street calling me a pikey whore. When there ring leader made a grab for me I grabbed his wrist in a wrist lock (my uncle was a wrestler showed me some moves) and I made the little cunt scream and cry. I should have stuck the boot in but he gave up. Never bothered me again. It was lucky for him in a way because if he had have done anything to me, my brothers would have killed him and his crew. Anyway, Shaw's record and those of other unlicensed fighters can't always be verified for obvious reasons Check out Lenny McClean vs mad gypsy Bradshaw on you tube. Only lasts half a minute but shows why Lenny earned the nickname. He pulverised pretty boy in the 2 fights of which footage exists but shaw claims to have beaten him in a 3rd unfilmed fight. I have my doubts! Wonder if I could persuade Gurt to meet up with me for a little workout, I could hold my 6 year old nieces coat for her and then take her for an ice cream as a reward for filling in the little prick. (And bubba) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 51 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My great grandfather fought professionaly in the early 20s at heavyweight but in those days heavyweights were smaller than today. My grandad fought in and out of the ring, winning inter services titles. My dad fought as an amateur as well as my brothers when they were younger. My brothers taught me how to fight when I started getting shit from boys from another school on my way to and from school. One little team cornered me in a side street calling me a pikey whore. When there ring leader made a grab for me I grabbed his wrist in a wrist lock (my uncle was a wrestler showed me some moves) and I made the little cunt scream and cry. I should have stuck the boot in but he gave up. Never bothered me again. It was lucky for him in a way because if he had have done anything to me, my brothers would have killed him and his crew. Anyway, Shaw's record and those of other unlicensed fighters can't always be verified for obvious reasons I got in a fight once. I got the ever-loving shit beaten out of me thanks to my small frame and being totally helpless once de-spectacled. I won through in the end, though. No one gets up after being hit by a Proton 1.3 and thrown into an acid bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I got in a fight once. I got the ever-loving shit beaten out of me thanks to my small frame and being totally helpless once de-spectacled. I won through in the end, though. No one gets up after being hit by a Proton 1.3 and thrown into an acid bath. They weren't bad little trundleboxes those protons. Trouble was if you needed parts you had to provide full chassis number so they could trace back to the jungle clearing where it was built. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: They weren't bad little trundleboxes those protons. Trouble was if you needed parts you had to provide full chassis number so they could trace back to the jungle clearing where it was built. Really? Mine was shit. I drive a Skoda Fabia Estate, now because I'm gangsta like that. And no that isn't my one. My one is much dirtier and is currently on one of the spares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, Roadkill said: Really? Mine was shit. I drive a Skoda Fabia Estate, now because I'm gangsta like that. And no that isn't my one. My one is much dirtier and is currently on one of the spares. Fabias are fucking great, I borrowed one for a couple of weeks and didn't want to give it back. Skoda is now owned by VW, still built in Czech Republic but with German engineering and supervision . Fabia is a VW polo chassis and drive train so reliable and good handling. I'm fuckin jealous now as I got rid of my 3.0 litre Laguna and now we have a diesel ford fiasco!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Fabias are fucking great, I borrowed one for a couple of weeks and didn't want to give it back. Skoda is now owned by VW, still built in Czech Republic but with German engineering and supervision . Fabia is a VW polo chassis and drive train so reliable and good handling. I'm fuckin jealous now as I got rid of my 3.0 litre Laguna and now we have a diesel ford fiasco!!! Did they leave the Czech instructions inside the fuel cap on yours? I almost nacked mine as soon as I got it because they didn't tell me whether it took diesel or petrol when I bought it and I had to spend 20 minutes with Google Translate at the petrol station before I was sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 24 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I got in a fight once. I got the ever-loving shit beaten out of me thanks to my small frame and being totally helpless once de-spectacled. I won through in the end, though. No one gets up after being hit by a Proton 1.3 and thrown into an acid bath. Proton 1.3? You is well 'ard Innit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Did they leave the Czech instructions inside the fuel cap on yours? I almost nacked mine as soon as I got it because they didn't tell me whether it took diesel or petrol when I bought it and I had to spend 20 minutes with Google Translate at the petrol station before I was sure The fucking smell should have given it away when you unscrewed the cap! Failing that open the bonnet and see if it has a soppy little turbocharger resembling a kids yoyo, which means its a diesel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The fucking smell should have given it away when you unscrewed the cap! Failing that open the bonnet and see if it has a soppy little turbocharger resembling a kids yoyo, which means its a diesel. Wrongo. The petrol has a turbo too. Sounds all whiny like the Batmobile when I pull up at the lights. Doesn't go like it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fabias are fucking great, I borrowed one for a couple of weeks and didn't want to give it back. Skoda is now owned by VW, still built in Czech Republic but with German engineering and supervision . Fabia is a VW polo chassis and drive train so reliable and good handling. I'm fuckin jealous now as I got rid of my 3.0 litre Laguna and now we have a diesel ford fiasco!!! Thank you Jeremy Cunting Clarkson. Now fuck off you boring pleb... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Thank you Jeremy Cunting Clarkson. Now fuck off you boring pleb... The only entertaining thing about you so far, Withers, is your Gangsta Goose avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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