Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 I am forced to regularly watch Eastbenders and have noticed that Dyer is coming out with dialogue that no professional scriptwriter would possibly conceive of. Cockney rhyming slang is of course annoying anyway, but this self appreciating plastic hard cunt seems to be inventing his own. "Leave it aht you string" what the fuck is string supposed to mean? String of beads:- special needs perhaps. Anyway he comes out with this shit so frequently that I can only assume he joined up on the proviso that he is allowed to partly write his own dialogue and wear his own stupid fucking clothes. Tight shirts, waistcoats and winklepickers for fucks sake. The other night a female customer in his "boozah" requested a drink and he came out with the legend, " okey cokey treacle, let's get you a booze" (rub hands, shuffle feet). If any eastend landlord acted this way he would be dragged into an alleyway and soundly crowbarred by any former members of the ICF Who were present. Let's just stick to real actors following the scripts they are given and stop pandering to cunts like him who are only famous because they were in a couple of half decent hooligan films playing stereotype wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I am forced to regularly watch Eastbenders and have noticed that Dyer is coming out with dialogue that no professional scriptwriter would possibly conceive of. Cockney rhyming slang is of course annoying anyway, but this self appreciating plastic hard cunt seems to be inventing his own. "Leave it aht you string" what the fuck is string supposed to mean? String of beads:- special needs perhaps. Anyway he comes out with this shit so frequently that I can only assume he joined up on the proviso that he is allowed to partly write his own dialogue and wear his own stupid fucking clothes. Tight shirts, waistcoats and winklepickers for fucks sake. The other night a female customer in his "boozah" requested a drink and he came out with the legend, " okey cokey treacle, let's get you a booze" (rub hands, shuffle feet). If any eastend landlord acted this way he would be dragged into an alleyway and soundly crowbarred by any former members of the ICF Who were present. Let's just stick to real actors following the scripts they are given and stop pandering to cunts like him who are only famous because they were in a couple of half decent hooligan films playing stereotype wankers. Okey cokey on this treacle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I am forced to regularly watch Eastbenders and have noticed that Dyer is coming out with dialogue that no professional scriptwriter would possibly conceive of. Cockney rhyming slang is of course annoying anyway, but this self appreciating plastic hard cunt seems to be inventing his own. "Leave it aht you string" what the fuck is string supposed to mean? String of beads:- special needs perhaps. Anyway he comes out with this shit so frequently that I can only assume he joined up on the proviso that he is allowed to partly write his own dialogue and wear his own stupid fucking clothes. Tight shirts, waistcoats and winklepickers for fucks sake. The other night a female customer in his "boozah" requested a drink and he came out with the legend, " okey cokey treacle, let's get you a booze" (rub hands, shuffle feet). If any eastend landlord acted this way he would be dragged into an alleyway and soundly crowbarred by any former members of the ICF Who were present. Let's just stick to real actors following the scripts they are given and stop pandering to cunts like him who are only famous because they were in a couple of half decent hooligan films playing stereotype wankers. If he called my Missus a "treacle" he'd no longer have the ability to eat treacle sandwiches... and then when she'd finished with him, I'd mullah the cunt for being, well, for being Danny Dyer for a start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 I don't know anyone who actually likes poor Danny. Including myself. He's just some chubby faced twat who has nothing going for him other than an extremely fake accent that spackers love. It's no surprise he got a job on Eastendturds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 28 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I don't know anyone who actually likes poor Danny. Including myself. He's just some chubby faced twat who has nothing going for him other than an extremely fake accent that spackers love. It's no surprise he got a job on Eastendturds. If you watch football factory with the commentary on, he is constantly slapping himself on the back, referring to himself as a propah movie star etc. if you want to see what a monumental fairy he actually is, there are a couple of episodes of " most dangerous men where he genuinely shits his Calvins and refuses to stay at the featured hard mans house because the bloke in question has received an anonymous threat. If someone really has intentions of fucking you over they don't write you a letter announcing their intentions. Dyer is a complete plastic cunt and he walks like a gay carpet fitter with piles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 53 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Okey cokey on this treacle. Perhaps Mattel could bring out a Dyer action figure, pull the string and it starts talking bollocks. They could call it " my little cockney" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Perhaps Mattel could bring out a Dyer action figure, pull the string and it starts talking bollocks. They could call it " my little cockney" absolutely no one talks like that in the east end, bar none. Anyway, pull your smother down, I can see your aris, you dry lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 54 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: If he called my Missus a "treacle" he'd no longer have the ability to eat treacle sandwiches... and then when she'd finished with him, I'd mullah the cunt for being, well, for being Danny Dyer for a start. Paddy Docherty had such a low opinion of him and made him sleep in a touring caravan on his driveway rather than allow him to stay in his own static palace, pity he didn't string him up from the horse shed rafters and use him as a heavy bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 He's a faggot! On his Britain's hardest series. He's constantly going weak at the knees for these stupid dumb fuckin council estate kings. I fucking hate that dyer cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: absolutely no one talks like that in the east end, bar none. Anyway, pull your smother down, I can see your aris, you dry lunch Cream crackers and dust? Must be on a diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cream crackers and dust? Must be on a diet. drop me out, you Si Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 "Oive dahn va fahkin RADA enneye? Oi came aht top on 've 'chim-chimineeying, shandee-drinkin, bollocks-spoutin, sahnd ov Bow Bells' module - so please not the face. NOT THE FACE!! Lawks a-lordy that's my money in the bank! Please anywhere but not the face, luveee darling!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 He's a proper Berkshire,string him up by the pips and break his fucking gregory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: drop me out, you Si That's one of his faves. Nicked it from Frank Harper, who is a decent actor and probably could have a scrap. Loved him in Lock stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I am forced to regularly watch Eastbenders and have noticed that Dyer is coming out with dialogue that no professional scriptwriter would possibly conceive of. Cockney rhyming slang is of course annoying anyway, but this self appreciating plastic hard cunt seems to be inventing his own. "Leave it aht you string" what the fuck is string supposed to mean? String of beads:- special needs perhaps. Anyway he comes out with this shit so frequently that I can only assume he joined up on the proviso that he is allowed to partly write his own dialogue and wear his own stupid fucking clothes. Tight shirts, waistcoats and winklepickers for fucks sake. The other night a female customer in his "boozah" requested a drink and he came out with the legend, " okey cokey treacle, let's get you a booze" (rub hands, shuffle feet). If any eastend landlord acted this way he would be dragged into an alleyway and soundly crowbarred by any former members of the ICF Who were present. Let's just stick to real actors following the scripts they are given and stop pandering to cunts like him who are only famous because they were in a couple of half decent hooligan films playing stereotype wankers. Yoo 'avin a bubble? Fer faaaaak sake!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 Danny Dyer is Britain's equivalent of Steven Segal: when you see a film has him in it you know it's going to be shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you watch football factory with the commentary on, he is constantly slapping himself on the back, referring to himself as a propah movie star etc. if you want to see what a monumental fairy he actually is, there are a couple of episodes of " most dangerous men where he genuinely shits his Calvins and refuses to stay at the featured hard mans house because the bloke in question has received an anonymous threat. If someone really has intentions of fucking you over they don't write you a letter announcing their intentions. Dyer is a complete plastic cunt and he walks like a gay carpet fitter with piles. What like Mr Humphries on Are you being served? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you watch football factory with the commentary on, he is constantly slapping himself on the back, referring to himself as a propah movie star etc. if you want to see what a monumental fairy he actually is, there are a couple of episodes of " most dangerous men where he genuinely shits his Calvins and refuses to stay at the featured hard mans house because the bloke in question has received an anonymous threat. If someone really has intentions of fucking you over they don't write you a letter announcing their intentions. Dyer is a complete plastic cunt and he walks like a gay carpet fitter with piles. Reminds me of that episode of 'Extras' where Ross Kemp is telling everyone what a hard bastard he is and was in the SAS. Vinnie Jones is filming next door and hears that Kemp reckons he'd kick the shit out of him. Jones confronts him and Kemp shits himself. I know it's only fiction but I can imagine DD being like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Perhaps Mattel could bring out a Dyer action figure, pull the string and it starts talking bollocks. They could call it " my little cockney" Already have a Bill Stickers range that does that. Called "my little cunty" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Reminds me of that episode of 'Extras' where Ross Kemp is telling everyone what a hard bastard he is and was in the SAS. Vinnie Jones is filming next door and hears that Kemp reckons he'd kick the shit out of him. Jones confronts him and Kemp shits himself. I know it's only fiction but I can imagine DD being like it. Best ever episode of extras. I recall Wolf on Gladiators shitting it from Vinnie Jones on a celeb special. Dunno if it was real but suspect it may have been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Already have a Bill Stickers range that does that. Called "my little cunty" You know those clever cunts can now put a photo onto a birthday cake, wonder if they could do same with a dartboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What like Mr Humphries on Are you being served? John Inman would fuck up Dyer good an propah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Best ever episode of extras. I recall Wolf on Gladiators shitting it from Vinnie Jones on a celeb special. Dunno if it was real but suspect it may have been. I would like to see someone front Vinnie Jones just to see if he has the minerals for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I would like to see someone front Vinnie Jones just to see if he has the minerals for it. So would I , and can anyone explain what "moderation actions" means? It's written at the top of this nomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: John Inman would fuck up Dyer good an propah! Stephen fucking Hawking would probably beat Dyer in a fight. Just run over his legs so the annoying twat cant do a runner and go full Schumacher on him when he's immobilized... That'd be a good veggie race, actually. Hawking's got years of experience driving that chair, but Schumacher knows how to hit an apex like a pro. I'd pay cash to see that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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