Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 So this dozy useless cunt has been found guilty of murdering Jo Cox MP. He will doubtless be locked away until he dies, fed and watered, all the luxuries, no worries apart from Big Ern looking to slide something up him .. A good case for the rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 An hour to reach the verdict? There must have been a queue for the nibbles and the caffetiere in the jury room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Jiggerycock said: An hour to reach the verdict? There must have been a queue for the nibbles and the caffetiere in the jury room. Thought that it was 90 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: So this dozy useless cunt has been found guilty of murdering Jo Cox MP. He will doubtless be locked away until he dies, fed and watered, all the luxuries, no worries apart from Big Ern looking to slide something up him .. A good case for the rope. He'll be out in 15 with good behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 4 hours ago, Snatch said: He'll be out in 15 with good behaviour. Lifers can be walking the streets in 6-8 years. What a world we live in. You can do a 12 stretch for armed robbery. Fuck me, you can get 4 years for selling fake passports on tinterweb. I know someone who did !! He'll probably do the lot as it was so high profile. I strongly advise anyone planning a murder, and wants to avoid a big stretch, to do it to some lowlife no-one cares about. Deco or Snatch will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 17 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Lifers can be walking the streets in 6-8 years. What a world we live in. You can do a 12 stretch for armed robbery. Fuck me, you can get 4 years for selling fake passports on tinterweb. I know someone who did !! He'll probably do the lot as it was so high profile. I strongly advise anyone planning a murder, and wants to avoid a big stretch, to do it to some lowlife no-one cares about. Deco or Snatch will do. Cant we kill frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Cant we kill frank? Mine! Hands off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 11 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Cant we kill frank? Then who would I go drinking and whoring with when I'm in London ? Suggestions on a postcard please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Just now, JackoTC said: Then who would I go drinking and whoring with when I'm in London ? Suggestions on a postcard please. Londonm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: Londonm I miss old Londonm, quick of temper, and a front wheeler for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 16 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Then who would I go drinking and whoring with when I'm in London ? Suggestions on a postcard please. Apple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Indeed. That said, I sincerely hope he gets fisted in the showers by Frank Bruno. Who are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 34 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Then who would I go drinking and whoring with when I'm in London ? Suggestions on a postcard please. Go with Punkape. I'm sure he will show you the best places to get your arse reamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 31 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Apple I hate cricket, Rolf Harris and Rembrandt. No dice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 50 minutes ago, JackoTC said: I miss old Londonm, quick of temper, and a front wheeler for sure. Old londno would have had a fucking field day with some of the depleted uranium grade spackers on here currently. He'd be fucking livid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 1 hour ago, JackoTC said: Then who would I go drinking and whoring with when I'm in London ? Suggestions on a postcard please. Punkape? You fucking arse bandit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 41 minutes ago, Snatch said: Go with Punkape. I'm sure he will show you the best places to get your arse reamed. Bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Fucking two-bob Brehvik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 15 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Fucking two-bob Brehvik Not even 2 bob, he can't manage the "I am more famous than all of you" smirk that the fat blonde cunt had, nevermind the weapons.. 5 female relatives, 4 house bricks, 3 kitchen forks, 2 speed peelers and 1 room.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Not even 2 bob, he can't manage the "I am more famous than all of you" smirk that the fat blonde cunt had, nevermind the weapons.. 5 female relatives, 4 house bricks, 3 kitchen forks, 2 speed peelers and 1 room.... 5 female relatives, 4 house bricks, 3 kitchen forks, 2 speed peelers and 1 room.... On the 6th day of Christmas my true love sent to me...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Interesting looking through the various newssites this morning that he is relegated to a footnote in most of them. A look at one photo of his kitchen revealed that he seemed to live on a diet of baked beans, canned strawberries and tinned condensed milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 17 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Interesting looking through the various newssites this morning that he is relegated to a footnote in most of them. A look at one photo of his kitchen revealed that he seemed to live on a diet of baked beans, canned strawberries and tinned condensed milk. ..and what, the fuck, is wrong with that? Us kids of the 70s were brought up on that, soda streams, spangles, bar six, vesta curries, Shandy Bass.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 51 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: ..and what, the fuck, is wrong with that? Us kids of the 70s were brought up on that, soda streams, spangles, bar six, vesta curries, Shandy Bass.... Didn't have soda streams or vesta curries in the 50s or early 60s and we had tinned pineapple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: ..and what, the fuck, is wrong with that? Us kids of the 70s were brought up on that, soda streams, spangles, bar six, vesta curries, Shandy Bass.... And then we graduated to Watneys party 7's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 On 23 November 2016 at 0:42 PM, Lady Penelope said: So this dozy useless cunt has been found guilty of murdering Jo Cox MP. He will doubtless be locked away until he dies, fed and watered, all the luxuries, no worries apart from Big Ern looking to slide something up him .. A good case for the rope. Just put him in the same same cell as the black Islamic sock puppets who murdered cpl Lee Rigby. They can all kill each other and we won't have to foot the bill for keeping any of the scum alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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