Ape™️ Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 There's a breed of person that really, really wants to be seen to be courteous, even though the situation doesn't warrant it. Example 1: I'm a considerable distance from a door that the OCC is just going through, and it feels obliged to hold the door, despite having a 10 second wait before I get there. I consequently feel the need to speed up, as I am now inconveniencing the OCC, despite the fact I am just minding my own fucking business. Example 2: I'm waiting at a T junction and the only car approaching from either direction, driven my an OCC, flashes me to come out. It's fucking embarrassing - had the OCC just driven by, 2 seconds later I could have pulled out without any need for the OCC to become involved. Cunts. Well meaning, but nevertheless cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: There's a breed of person that really, really wants to be seen to be courteous, even though the situation doesn't warrant it. Example 1: I'm a considerable distance from a door that the OCC is just going through, and it feels obliged to hold the door, despite having a 10 second wait before I get there. I consequently feel the need to speed up, as I am now inconveniencing the OCC, despite the fact I am just minding my own fucking business. Example 2: I'm waiting at a T junction and the only car approaching from either direction, driven my an OCC, flashes me to come out. It's fucking embarrassing - had the OCC just driven by, 2 seconds later I could have pulled out without any need for the OCC to become involved. Cunts. Well meaning, but nevertheless cunts. There's a woman near us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Just now, ratcum said: There's a woman near us There's a women near most people ratters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: There's a women near most people ratters. You're right Ape. Just trying to help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: You're right Ape. Just trying to help. It's not really working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 32 minutes ago, Ape said: There's a women near most people ratters. Robinson Crusoe would disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Can't really see this as a problem, i would rather have this happen to me than some fucking pay no mind rude mong who doesn't say thank you when you return the same courtesy, manners cost jack shit but some are just pig shit thick and wouldn't know what the word courtesy means. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 The stopping to let me out of T junctions irritates the fuck out of me. Ok, in slow traffic, thank you. But on a clear road, why? Pay attention to what you're doing, you have right of way, I'll do what I need to do, I dont need your fucking help. It's not courtesy, it's stupidity. Learn some roadcraft you stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 8 hours ago, Fender777 said: Can't really see this as a problem, i would rather have this happen to me than some fucking pay no mind rude mong who doesn't say thank you when you return the same courtesy, manners cost jack shit but some are just pig shit thick and wouldn't know what the word courtesy means. I'm all for courtesy and am always courteous to others when the situation makes it appropriate. But stopping dead on an empty road simply to let a solitary car out of a T junction is just silly, as is the long distance door holding business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 16 minutes ago, Ape said: I'm all for courtesy and am always courteous to others when the situation makes it appropriate. But stopping dead on an empty road simply to let a solitary car out of a T junction is just silly, as is the long distance door holding business. It's probably because you're driving a pink faggoty car and the other gay cunt at the T-junction is trying to get into your "boot". lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: It's probably because you're driving a pink faggoty car and the other gay cunt at the T-junction is trying to get into your "boot". lol. Your ability to incorporate gay references into any subject shows just how seriously you take being a fucking poof. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Your ability to incorporate gay references into any subject shows just how seriously you take being a fucking poof. lol. You interpreting that way marks you out as a bender extraordinaire. Sod off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You interpreting that way marks you out as a bender extraordinaire. Sod off. I think you'll find my interpretation is right on the money, turd burglar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Just now, Ape said: I think you'll find my interpretation is right on the money, turd burglar. I'm off to my exclusive golf ⛳️ club to play now. You wouldn't get into my club.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: I'm off to my exclusive golf ⛳️ club to play now. You wouldn't get into my club.... lol. No man that wants to avoid cocks up his arse would want to get into your club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 10 hours ago, ratcum said: There's a woman near us I like what you are saying here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 35 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'm off to my exclusive golf ⛳️ club to play now. You wouldn't get into my club.... lol. You would not get into my club Punker's, we do not allow gays or closet faggots to join. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Over courteous are cunts in cars that stop for pedestrians at Zebra crossings, it's a British thing because it doesn't happen anywhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 10 hours ago, Ape said: There's a women near most people ratters. Not Punkape,he fucking hates them,men on the other hand he's surrounded by Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Ape and Punkape's spats are like matter meeting anti-matter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, neil298 said: Not Punkape,he fucking hates them,men on the other hand he's surrounded by When you say surrounded by, do you actually mean full of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Robinson Crusoe would disagree. As would Punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I'm off to my exclusive golf ⛳️ club to play now. You wouldn't get into my club.... lol. I get it now. You use the term 'golfing' as a metaphor for your covert gaying bum banditry. So you're off for a bit of backswinging on the bunkers are you? I take it that when you refer to irons you don't mean golf clubs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: Your ability to incorporate gay references into any subject shows just how seriously you take being a fucking poof. lol. He's committed to the cause I'll give him that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Ape and Punkape's spats are like matter meeting anti-matter He's the idiot to my yang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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