Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 She's finally popped her clog (she had only got one leg) at 99 years of age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: She's finally popped her clog (she had only got one leg) at 99 years of age. She was once asked, "how many husbands have you had?", she replied, "what, apart from my own?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Her "Dahlinks" catchphrase she nicked off of Charlie Drake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 I don't recognise the name. Is she foreign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 I am pleased that the free loading, talentless old plastic hag is dead, its just a pity she hung on so long. It just about sums up what a selfish cunt she was dying 5 weeks before her 100th birthday. I bet her old hubby ( the stupid sap ) has spent a fortune preparing for the event. Fuck him. They won't cremate her, the plastic fumes would make a hole in the ozone layer bigger than Punky's arsehole. Why is it never Brucie or Cliff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I am pleased that the free loading, talentless old plastic hag is dead, its just a pity she hung on so long. It just about sums up what a selfish cunt she was dying 5 weeks before her 100th birthday. I bet her old hubby ( the stupid sap ) has spent a fortune preparing for the event. Fuck him. They won't cremate her, the plastic fumes would make a hole in the ozone layer bigger than Punky's arsehole. Why is it never Brucie or Cliff What have you got against Bruce Willis and Cliff Lazarenko? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What have you got against Bruce Willis and Cliff Lazarenko? Legend has it that Errol Flynn passed away with a stonking erection, I wonder if Bruce Willis will Die Hard too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 39 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I don't recognise the name. Is she foreign? Hungarys' second biggest export, after the Rubik Cube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hungarys' second biggest export, after the Rubik Cube. .....and criminal gypsy gangs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 99 years old! and 9 husbands! Fucking hell. Her fanny must be slacker than a golf caddy's arse hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batbomb Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Whilst I'm googling around zsa zsa i find a list of celebs who died this year and Darrell Ward from Ice Road Truckers is amongst them. Plane crash. RIP Darrell. He was the best trucker by far... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Legend has it that Errol Flynn passed away with a stonking erection, I wonder if Bruce Willis will Die Hard too FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 19 minutes ago, Batbomb said: Whilst I'm googling around zsa zsa i find a list of celebs who died this year and Darrell Ward from Ice Road Truckers is amongst them. Plane crash. RIP Darrell. He was the best trucker by far... Don't know if you're familiar with another History channel show, Ax men, but one of their main protagonists, Gabe Rygaard died in a car crash and heli logging pilot Bart also lost his life in a helicopter crash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Legend has it that Errol Flynn passed away with a stonking erection, I wonder if Bruce Willis will Die Hard too He also used to hang around school gates in his flash cars with a mate picking up girls... estimates of hundreds of illegitimate short arses running round Murrica are reckoned to be on the low side... dirty fucking pervert he was. Edit Errol Flynn..... Edited December 19, 2016 by DingTheRioja so fuck off Bruces' lawyer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't know if you're familiar with another History channel show, Ax men, but one of their main protagonists, Gabe Rygaard died in a car crash and heli logging pilot Bart also lost his life in a helicopter crash. No, having an IQ above 30 I do not look at this shit. It sounds American. If I feel the need to look at a load of interbred hillbillies fucking about in trees, I will holiday in Wales. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Rabbi Lionel Blue has also popped his clogs .. what are your thoughts Ratty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Rabbi Lionel Blue has also popped his clogs .. what are your thoughts Ratty? Mark and Lard used to have a Rabbi Lionel Blair. Not as good as Fat Larry White or Bernard "the Bolton bullfrog" Wrigley though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Mark and Lard used to have a Rabbi Lionel Blair. Not as good as Fat Larry White or Bernard "the Bolton bullfrog" Wrigley though I thought to myself Mark, that's like life. Or in the case of Rabbi Lionel Blue, not like life. Actually he was a pretty decent bloke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 37 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I thought to myself Mark, that's like life. Or in the case of Rabbi Lionel Blue, not like life. Actually he was a pretty decent bloke. Sad day that was. The music they played was shite because it was from the play list but apart from that, they were brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sad day that was. The music they played was shite because it was from the play list but apart from that, they were brilliant. Yes if I remember rightly they were only allowed to play four tracks per show which were not on the dreadful Radio One playlist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 On 12/19/2016 at 5:53 AM, Witheredscrote said: I am pleased that the free loading, talentless old plastic hag is dead, its just a pity she hung on so long. It just about sums up what a selfish cunt she was dying 5 weeks before her 100th birthday. I bet her old hubby ( the stupid sap ) has spent a fortune preparing for the event. Fuck him. They won't cremate her, the plastic fumes would make a hole in the ozone layer bigger than Punky's arsehole. Why is it never Brucie or Cliff Or politicians and bankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 On 19/12/2016 at 0:55 PM, Witheredscrote said: No, having an IQ above 30 I do not look at this shit. It sounds American. If I feel the need to look at a load of interbred hillbillies fucking about in trees, I will holiday in Wales. Cunt I saw some History Channel stuff on WWI and WWII and a few other bits and bobs, like all Yank shite they got everything totally fucking wrong, at times the voice over cunt was talking about Sherman tanks and some yankee brigade storming a ridge line over the video of the supposed battle, the tanks were Churchills and the infantry following were brits.. and the video was from Italy not France. They are fucking hopeless, they went banging on about the P51 being the greatest ever plane, and how it was all american, they talked about when it got a new engine and suddenly wiped out all the enemy but somehow forgot to mention that that engine was a RR Merlin and the plane couldn't even get up to the fucking krauts before this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 On 19/12/2016 at 11:39 AM, Gong Farmer said: .....and criminal gypsy gangs. And the Biro... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 17 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: I saw some History Channel stuff on WWI and WWII and a few other bits and bobs, like all Yank shite they got everything totally fucking wrong, at times the voice over cunt was talking about Sherman tanks and some yankee brigade storming a ridge line over the video of the supposed battle, the tanks were Churchills and the infantry following were brits.. and the video was from Italy not France. They are fucking hopeless, they went banging on about the P51 being the greatest ever plane, and how it was all american, they talked about when it got a new engine and suddenly wiped out all the enemy but somehow forgot to mention that that engine was a RR Merlin and the plane couldn't even get up to the fucking krauts before this. What about the P45 and the P60? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: What about the P45 and the P60? The P45 was really the P39 and the P60 never really got off the ground, so to speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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