ratcum Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 2 hours ago, JackoTC said: Fuck sake, make your mind up. Are you a hard core National Socialist or aren't you ? My guess is yes, you nasty little facist bully boy. Ironically I'm an ironic Nazi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Also, Mulled cider is no better. Mulled anything is bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Imagine asking for lardons at the butchery counter. The girl might come round and unzip you, or call the police Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 6 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Also, Mulled cider is no better. Mulled anything is bullshit. Unless you mulled over the choice between a kick in the teeth or a tug job Tatty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: You're right. Fuck Christmas dinners. Fuck Christmas, too. I'm not Christian any other day of the year so why the hell do I even bother? Oh right, free shit. You can have my post Christmas dinner shit for free too if you like. You might want to bring a wheelbarrow though, it's usually gargantuan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Imagine asking for lardons at the butchery counter. The girl might come round and unzip you, or call the police Imagine Punky bending over a butchers block and saying fillet. What larks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Stuffing's vile. Cunts eat it then stink the place out for the rest of the day with their farts. Fuck off, you haven't seen me stuffing a goose. Now that is vile, but it's Christmas and I am a French pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Stuffing's vile. Cunts eat it then stink the place out for the rest of the day with their farts. I fucking well love sage n onion stuffing with crispy bacon in it, I could quite happily eat a plate of that and leave the turkey. 7 minutes ago, Thundercunt said: Deserved to be hit by a truck just for Christmas shopping tbh. Harsh, but possibly true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Anything endorsed by the cunt Cliff Richard must be shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, deebom said: Anything endorsed by the cunt Cliff Richard must be shit. Around the time those allegations came out, I happened to be in the Algarve. A wine merchants near where we were staying had set up a lifesize cardboard Cliff Richard, as he was endorsing a brand of wine available locally. I went past several hours later and somebody had panned the cardboard Cliff in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Imagine Punky bending over a butchers block and saying fillet. What larks gosh what larks and roisterish rollickings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 I'm just popping down to the Xmas market for some Glühwein. Er, actually, maybe next year... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 6 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I see this thread is now 'hot'. Lol. So is Punker's arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 2 hours ago, deebom said: Anything endorsed by the cunt Cliff Richard must be shit. Unless he endorsed oxygen Deebly. Or carbon based life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, ratcum said: gosh what larks and roisterish rollickings I once shat in my own hand and punched it. How I laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm just popping down to the Xmas market for some Glühwein. Er, actually, maybe next year... You should have gone, the mulled wine had more body than usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 4 hours ago, ratcum said: Unless he endorsed oxygen Deebly. Or carbon based life. He's old enough to have advertised both when they were brand new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Isn't the word Crimbo chav speak for "UTTER CUNT?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 12 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I once shat in my own hand and punched it. How I laughed. glad I wasn't eating or drinking when I read this you bastard. I once stopped on a motorway, ran up the embankment, had a shit, got back in the car and up to 80mph, then noticed a fair amount of shit on the back of my hand. Carried on to work and tried to avoid any members of staff until I could get to the khase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 9 hours ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: He's old enough to have advertised both when they were brand new. he's fuckin weird and a lesbian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: he's fuckin weird and a lesbian Surely they're one and the same, Ratty? Although I find it hard to believe the female form is his preferred choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 14 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Around the time those allegations came out, I happened to be in the Algarve Were you there on 03 May 2007? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: Surely they're one and the same, Ratty? Although I find it hard to believe the female form is his preferred choice. How am I going to order a hotdog during the Winter Olympics from Korea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: How am I going to order a hotdog during the Winter Olympics from Korea? The same way as usual, but I hear theirs taste a little different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: The same way as usual, but I hear theirs taste a little different. Careful not to break a tooth on the engraved metal name tag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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