colonelkurtz Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 All over the place these cunts. If it's not a "ho ho ho" borderline perv Santa at the match or the local shop staff wearing "wacky" sweaters , there's even fucking taxi's with bastarding tinsel flapping from the aerial. Worst of all cunting babies or toddlers in elf clothes not to mention the skankblobs pushing them around in a santa themed buggy. I'll bet IS don't put up with this sort of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: All over the place these cunts. If it's not a "ho ho ho" borderline perv Santa at the match or the local shop staff wearing "wacky" sweaters , there's even fucking taxi's with bastarding tinsel flapping from the aerial. Worst of all cunting babies or toddlers in elf clothes not to mention the skankblobs pushing them around in a santa themed buggy. I'll bet IS don't put up with this sort of shit. Have you seen what they make the people who work at Tesco and Wilkinsons wear? Fucking stripy elf jumpers and jingly hats. If they tried to make me wear any of that junk I'd just squat down right there and take a shit on the floor. I'd rather be unemployed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 It's when hospitals get their staff to dress up. I mean how would you feel doing an emergency tracheostomy wearing fucking foam flashing antlers on your head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: It's when hospitals get their staff to dress up. I mean how would you feel doing an emergency tracheostomy wearing fucking foam flashing antlers on your head? Actually imagine the last thing you see before you die is the cunt trying to save your life wearing fucking foam flashing antlers on their head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Actually imagine the last thing you see before you die is the cunt trying to save your life wearing fucking foam flashing antlers on their head? In that position I might prefer to die... take me away from all this shit!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 8 minutes ago, Thundercunt said: Probably end up with the daft cunt dropping them into my fucking open chest cavity, then sewing the fucker up with 'em still in there. If the cunt doing the tracheostomy had your chest open, what he had on his head would be the least of your worries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 I wish it was March. ALl of this holiday wank is in the past, and the normal everyday brand of cunt is dominating the conversation here. I fucking despise Christmas and everything cunty thing that is associated to it. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 13 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: In that position I might prefer to die... take me away from all this shit!!! I think, and i imagine i speak for most other sensible posters on this site, i would prefer you to die too. Merry Xmas Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Imagine the cunt examining your prostate with a pair of flashing antlers on. No wait, that sounds more like a Christmas party at the golf club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 46 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Imagine the cunt examining your prostate with a pair of flashing antlers on. No wait, that sounds more like a Christmas party at the golf club. They don't use their finger there according to Punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 59 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Imagine the cunt examining your prostate with a pair of flashing antlers on. No wait, that sounds more like a Christmas party at the golf club. Or the hilarity if said cunt had dressed up as Edward Scissorhands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 15 hours ago, Thundercunt said: Shortcut. You get what you pay for at the NHS.. That's why punky always goes private. Ferrero Rocher darling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 4 hours ago, Snatch said: They don't use their finger there according to Punkers. They'd use an iron. Hum har! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 On 21/12/2016 at 2:26 PM, camberwell gypsy said: They'd use an iron. Hum har! A Number 2 Wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 On 21/12/2016 at 8:47 AM, Drew P Pissflaps said: Imagine the cunt examining your prostate with a pair of flashing antlers on. No wait, that sounds more like a Christmas party at the golf club. Maybe your imaginary wannabe club. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 13 hours ago, Punkape said: Maybe your imaginary wannabe club. lol. Errr. ....Snap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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