cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 a few.... I hang them the right way up for Christmas Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 49 minutes ago, southerncunt said: The clouds have parted, the rain has stopped, the sun is shining and harps are singing..... Top Dog Billy Stickers is back. One more verbose gurning spastic, if the return nom is anything to go by. Did you enjoy your roast Koala on the beach you criminal cunt.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 I don't bother with Christmas jumpers,my Christmas onesie is warm enough Ps I'd like to say welcome back Bill......but I can't so fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 51 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You're too kind. I'll work on it though. I'll try and emulate some of the newer spastics on here in future who can barely string three words together. That's a point. Mind you, you could use your knob to type while blindfolded and you would still make more sense than Punkape. That cunt makes it hard to dislike anyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 16 minutes ago, southerncunt said: That's a point. Mind you, you could use your knob to type while blindfolded and you would still make more sense than Punkape. That cunt makes it hard to dislike anyone else. Your rugby team are fags and your cricketers are transversites. All your disabled athletes are cunts. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Your rugby team are fags and your cricketers are transversites. All your disabled athletes are cunts. Fuck off. What did you have on your Christmas jumper this year? Aside from other men's jizz and vomited up cider? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: What did you have on your Christmas jumper this year? Aside from other men's jizz and vomited up cider? Christmas ? jumpers are very yesterday. Just like you. You will soon be banned again....or are you Frank and from Lagos ? lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Christmas ? jumpers are very yesterday. Just like you. You will soon be banned again....or are you Frank and from Lagos ? lol. Fuck off. A stunning riposte, but you didn't answer my question. Was the jizz and regurgitated frosty jacks mostly covering your face when you arose up on Xmas morning? Or was it encrusted all over the poor face of Rudolph, his features horribly stretched over your sad little man boobs on the front of your Primark £3 jumper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: Christmas ? jumpers are very yesterday. Just like you. lol. The incessant use of 'lol' Now Christmas tree emoji. The abysmal spelling of transvestites. Are you in the same remedial class as Harvey Price? You sound more and more like an educationally retarded 14 year old with Autism and Aspergers. Or has Scrapie crossed into humans down on the Cheshire Plains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Just now, Manky said: The incessant use of 'lol' Now Christmas tree emoji. The abysmal spelling of transvestites. Are you in the same remedial class as Harvey Price? You sound more and more like an educationally retarded 14 year old with Autism and Aspergers. Or has Scrapie crossed into humans down on the Cheshire Plains. ? lol. Lol. I'm off to a cocktail party shortly.In Cheshire. Stay out of Cheshire peasant. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: I don't bother with Christmas jumpers,my Christmas onesie is warm enough Ps I'd like to say welcome back Bill......but I can't so fuck off Please try to be kind to him it is still the season of good will and poor Bill has been locked away with only Frank's pet snake as company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, Manky said: The incessant use of 'lol' Now Christmas tree emoji. The abysmal spelling of transvestites. Are you in the same remedial class as Harvey Price? You sound more and more like an educationally retarded 14 year old with Autism and Aspergers. Or has Scrapie crossed into humans down on the Cheshire Plains. I have no doubt that PunkApe is a sixth former, or at a push, first year university student. And a friendless, autistic and virginal one at that. The type who rarely leaves his room, gets extra time in all his exams and still fails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Manky said: The incessant use of 'lol' Now Christmas tree emoji. The abysmal spelling of transvestites. Are you in the same remedial class as Harvey Price? You sound more and more like an educationally retarded 14 year old with Autism and Aspergers. Or has Scrapie crossed into humans down on the Cheshire Plains. You really are a poor comparison to Frank and he's showing all the symptoms of tertiary siffaliss. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I have no doubt that PunkApe is a sixth former, or at a push, first year university student. And a friendless, autistic and virginal one at that. The type who rarely leaves his room, gets extra time in all his exams and still fails. You really are a poor comparison to Frank and he's showing all the symptoms of tertiary siffaliss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 That saved thinking up another riposte for another cunt.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 28 minutes ago, Punkape said: Christmas ? jumpers are very yesterday. Just like you. lol. The incessant use of 'lol' Now Christmas tree emoji. The abysmal spelling of transvestites. Are you in the same remedial class as Harvey Price? You sound more and more like an educationally retarded 14 year old with Autism and Aspergers. Or has Scrapie crossed into humans down on the Cheshire Plains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Just now, Manky said: The incessant use of 'lol' Now Christmas tree emoji. The abysmal spelling of transvestites. Are you in the same remedial class as Harvey Price? You sound more and more like an educationally retarded 14 year old with Autism and Aspergers. Or has Scrapie crossed into humans down on the Cheshire Plains. Sounds like you've had a hectic night mourning George Michael on Canal St..... lol. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Good old Punkers. In the Antipodean lingo you love so much, "you bite like a Murray Cod" Now fuck off and die horribly. Maybe trip over a dictionary and fall headlong under a Range Rover. That'd be super. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Good old Punkers. In the Antipodean lingo you love so much, "you bite like a Murray Cod" Now fuck off and die horribly. Maybe trip over a dictionary and fall headlong under a Range Rover. That'd be super. We hear little of your proposals to help the Aboriginal people of Australia and the land you've stolen from them.... Cunts like you are undoubtedly involved in their subtle genocide you disgraceful twat. Hopefully you'll contract Ebola from your rent-boy or a baboon in the new year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 35 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'm off to a cocktail party shortly.In Cheshire. I guess you are 50% right. Fuck off you raging fucking bender. And shove your LOLs, emojis, Tesco; and Cheshire up your gaping arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I guess you are 50% right. Fuck off you raging fucking bender. And shove your LOLs, emojis, Tesco; and Cheshire up your gaping arse. If he goes this a cocktail party in Cheshire, when he comes back he will have loads of cock tales to tell. Time for me to log off until the cretinous lump of Middlewich guano has gone for his post bum-coital nap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 47 minutes ago, Punkape said: You really are a poor comparison to Frank and he's showing all the symptoms of tertiary siffaliss. So am I. I caught it off a door handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 12 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Why does everyone seem to find these things so fucking funny? The best thing about Boxing Day is that you know you are unlikely to see one of them for at least another 11 months. The first cunt in the office usually bowls in wearing one on the 1st of December. For doing this on the first day of advent, he is deemed a hilarious and novel bloke. People can barely control their laughter. "He's wearing a JUMPER!" they exclaim. "At CHRISTMAS! And it's CHRISTMAS THEMED!" Apparently this should be a source of great amusement, as it was last year, the year before, and the year before that. People point and laugh, take photos, and giggle uncontrollably. On the whole they revert to utterly infantile levels of cognitive function whenever they see one. Bonus points if it has something dangling off it, a funny face weaved into it, or some flashing LED lights. Throughout the rest of December, every cunt and his brother adorns one of these. But the laughter doesn't seem to ever die down or lessen in its fever. People never lose enthusiasm for a 'wacky' Christmas jumper. People are just so fucking mental aren't they? Bill I supported the cause for your release. For what I ask myself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Bill I supported the cause for your release. For what I ask myself? Keep smiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 30 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Bill I supported the cause for your release. For what I ask myself? Thanks Alfie. I appreciate the support. It was a difficult Christmas. I was sat there with a glass of bleach in hand on Christmas Eve, but then one of those humanitarian appeals came on, I had a jolly good laugh and thought better of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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