Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 Why does everyone seem to find these things so fucking funny? The best thing about Boxing Day is that you know you are unlikely to see one of them for at least another 11 months. The first cunt in the office usually bowls in wearing one on the 1st of December. For doing this on the first day of advent, he is deemed a hilarious and novel bloke. People can barely control their laughter. "He's wearing a JUMPER!" they exclaim. "At CHRISTMAS! And it's CHRISTMAS THEMED!" Apparently this should be a source of great amusement, as it was last year, the year before, and the year before that. People point and laugh, take photos, and giggle uncontrollably. On the whole they revert to utterly infantile levels of cognitive function whenever they see one. Bonus points if it has something dangling off it, a funny face weaved into it, or some flashing LED lights. Throughout the rest of December, every cunt and his brother adorns one of these. But the laughter doesn't seem to ever die down or lessen in its fever. People never lose enthusiasm for a 'wacky' Christmas jumper. People are just so fucking mental aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 Two months and you give us 'the inexplicable hilarity of the christmas jumper'. You fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 Just now, Frank said: Two months and you give us 'the inexplicable hilarity of the christmas jumper'. You fucking cunt. It's a way of gauging the lay of the land Frank. I'll find my feet again soon. Your latest video was a pile of shit, highly disappointing. You're better than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: It's a way of gauging the lay of the land Frank. I'll find my feet again soon. Your latest video was a pile of shit, highly disappointing. You're better than that. I suffered the same deathly silence on my return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 Just now, Frank said: I suffered the same deathly silence on my return. We're nothing alike Frank, don't fool yourself. I took my ban with stoicism no longer seen in this day and age. Other inmates in the cooler said I resembled Christ himself whilst taking my punishment. You on the other hand, with your hordes of multi-IDs and populist videos. You do the crimes, but you can't do the time. You're a fucking disgrace. And don't get me started on Decimus with his monologue about soul-searching. I'm back baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 19 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: It's a way of gauging the lay of the land Frank. I'll find my feet again soon. Your latest video was a pile of shit, highly disappointing. You're better than that. Is you laying under the land an option? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 Just now, nobgobbler said: Is you laying under the land an option? What funny animal was on your XXXL Christmas jumper you lard-arsed, repulsive and hairy shemale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 17 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: It's a way of gauging the lay of the land Frank. I'll find my feet again soon. Your latest video was a pile of shit, highly disappointing. You're better than that. He isn't Bill, he really isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: What funny animal was on your XXXL Christmas jumper you lard-arsed, repulsive and hairy shemale? Moi? hairy? I'm nice to you on your return and that's the thanks I get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: We're nothing alike Frank, don't fool yourself. I took my ban with stoicism no longer seen in this day and age. Other inmates in the cooler said I resembled Christ himself whilst taking my punishment. You on the other hand, with your hordes of multi-IDs and populist videos. You do the crimes, but you can't do the time. You're a fucking disgrace. And don't get me started on Decimus with his monologue about soul-searching. I'm back baby. That really is super. Go on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 Just now, Frank said: That really is super. Go on. Pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 31 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Why does everyone seem to find these things so fucking funny? The best thing about Boxing Day is that you know you are unlikely to see one of them for at least another 11 months. The first cunt in the office usually bowls in wearing one on the 1st of December. For doing this on the first day of advent, he is deemed a hilarious and novel bloke. People can barely control their laughter. "He's wearing a JUMPER!" they exclaim. "At CHRISTMAS! And it's CHRISTMAS THEMED!" Apparently this should be a source of great amusement, as it was last year, the year before, and the year before that. People point and laugh, take photos, and giggle uncontrollably. On the whole they revert to utterly infantile levels of cognitive function whenever they see one. Bonus points if it has something dangling off it, a funny face weaved into it, or some flashing LED lights. Throughout the rest of December, every cunt and his brother adorns one of these. But the laughter doesn't seem to ever die down or lessen in its fever. People never lose enthusiasm for a 'wacky' Christmas jumper. People are just so fucking mental aren't they? I have campaigned tirelessly for your release, and you offer us this bollocks. I didn't want to believe all the those p.m.'s that Decs sent me, but he was right, you are shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 20 minutes ago, Frank said: I suffered the same deathly silence on my return. ...and rightly so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 5 hours ago, Frank said: I suffered the same deathly silence on my return. Nobody actually wanted you back. The silence was just disappointment that you failed, yet again, to kill yourself for the greater good. Welcome back, Bill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 5 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I took my ban with stoicism no longer seen in this day and age. Other inmates in the cooler said I resembled Christ himself whilst taking my punishment. You lying, grovelling, snivelling little fucking cunt. Mrs Roops 374 Administrators 1,457 posts Posted Thursday at 02:23 PM · he recently sent an e-mail addressed to all the admins whereupon it was clear he doesn't think he has done anything wrong save for "stirring the pot" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 8 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: It's a way of gauging the lay of the land Frank. I'll find my feet again soon. Bill you've been away a long time, did you turn to Christ, Islam or cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: Bill you've been away a long time, did you turn to Christ, Islam or cock? cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Has Stickers been away? I didn't miss him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 8 hours ago, Frank said: I suffered the same deathly silence on my return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 The clouds have parted, the rain has stopped, the sun is shining and harps are singing..... Top Dog Billy Stickers is back. One more verbose gurning spastic, if the return nom is anything to go by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 4 hours ago, Decimus said: You lying, grovelling, snivelling little fucking cunt. Mrs Roops 374 Administrators 1,457 posts Posted Thursday at 02:23 PM · he recently sent an e-mail addressed to all the admins whereupon it was clear he doesn't think he has done anything wrong save for "stirring the pot" I sent that grovelling, snivelling letter in confidence. It still wasn't as gay as your monologue either. Soul searching indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 24 minutes ago, southerncunt said: The clouds have parted, the rain has stopped, the sun is shining and harps are singing..... Top Dog Billy Stickers is back. One more verbose gurning spastic, if the return nom is anything to go by. You're too kind. I'll work on it though. I'll try and emulate some of the newer spastics on here in future who can barely string three words together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Bill you've been away a long time, did you turn to Christ, Islam or cock? I think bigger than you Eddie; why choose one when you can have all three? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Laugh, I nearly shat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Laugh, I nearly shat. How many other cadavers are there entombed in the dungeons Spot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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