Witheredscrote Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: If you'd stopped after your first sentence, you'd have received a diamond-studded Bubba 'like'. But then you went and fucked it all by trying to be funny. Less is more, dingy dong, less is more. Idiot. It certainly is in your case Bibbly. If you posted less I would be more than happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 5 hours ago, Decimus said: What is your obsession with the Welsh, Withers? Have you suffered some form of traumatic sexual abuse at the hands of 12 coal mining choristers? Or is that you were horrendously buggered on an Ivor the Engine replica by Gareth Thomas and he never took you for the steak dinner that he promised in return? Either way, give it a fucking rest you boring cunt. Endlessly shoehorning the word 'Welsh' into your posts doesn't make anyone laugh, even utter fucking simpletons like Manky. Steady fucking on Dec's. You can't have any friends left now Will Suckers is seeking a mouth elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 5 hours ago, Manky said: I have signed you up with two doctors. Shipman and Mengele. Don't thank me. Those two would have done a better job of sorting out your health problems than the Nigerian spear chucking cunt you see in the Canal Street Clinique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: My wife went to see her doctor on Monday afternoon with a minor 'girlie gearbox' problem, he referred her to a consultant, and we have just got back from the consultation at 10.30 this morning. She has to have a minor operation which is not urgent. She is booked in 12/01/17. He is a very good Witch doctor, who apologised that she has to wait 11 days. All free and no MRSA. Good luck at the Canal Street Clap Clinique you fucking sap. Vivre Mrs Manky will get her "Hysterec" done by a,bent,Sudanese,Islamic sympathetic cunt from Levenshulme. Real progress for the Spam fritter brigade...... Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 23 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Steady fucking on Dec's. You can't have any friends left now Will Suckers is seeking a mouth elsewhere. Drew, you old cunt. I know your legs have withered through lack of use, but I stupidly assumed that your brain was still fully functioning. Look at the bigger picture. Bill and I have put our differences aside. There's a new shadow threatening the peace of the corner, and as in times gone by, only a few will steadfastly hold the line and man the walls. Whilst there are enemies at the gate, Bill and I will hold fast together and repel all threats aimed at our shining utopia of cuntdom. When you're lying on your orthopaedic mattress tonight, cuppasoup dribbling down your slack jaw to mingle with the pool of piss on your soaked, herniated lap, remember that it's brave warriors such as Bill and I who keep this place safe for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Mrs Manky will get her "Hysterec" done by a,bent,Sudanese,Islamic sympathetic cunt from Levenshulme. PROBABLY IN 2019 Real progress for the Spam fritter brigade...... Fuck off. Sorry Punkers, you forgot the most important bit. I hope you don't object. Bon santé lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Sorry Punkers, you forgot the most important bit. I hope you don't object. Bon santé lol Pas de probleme.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Pas de probleme.... lol. Tesco are doing hysterecs at the butchery counter for only £ 19 - 99. Every little helps. Can you let Ape know please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: Drew, you old cunt. I know your legs have withered through lack of use, but I stupidly assumed that your brain was still fully functioning. Look at the bigger picture. Bill and I have put our differences aside. There's a new shadow threatening the peace of the corner, and as in times gone by, only a few will steadfastly hold the line and man the walls. Whilst there are enemies at the gate, Bill and I will hold fast together and repel all threats aimed at our shining utopia of cuntdom. When you're lying on your orthopaedic mattress tonight, cuppasoup dribbling down your slack jaw to mingle with the pool of piss on your soaked, herniated lap, remember that it's brave warriors such as Bill and I who keep this place safe for you. Is that the truth Jack. I don't think we can handle the truth. I bet you eat breakfast with 4,000 immigrant farm workers pointing their pitchforks at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 42 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Tesco are doing hysterecs at the butchery counter for only £ 19 - 99. Every little helps. Can you let Ape know please. Ape has diphtheria and AIDS but is still planning a holiday to Lanzergrotty. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Drew, you old cunt. I know your legs have withered through lack of use, but I stupidly assumed that your brain was still fully functioning. Look at the bigger picture. Bill and I have put our differences aside. There's a new shadow threatening the peace of the corner, and as in times gone by, only a few will steadfastly hold the line and man the walls. Whilst there are enemies at the gate, Bill and I will hold fast together and repel all threats aimed at our shining utopia of cuntdom. When you're lying on your orthopaedic mattress tonight, cuppasoup dribbling down your slack jaw to mingle with the pool of piss on your soaked, herniated lap, remember that it's brave warriors such as Bill and I who keep this place safe for you. That's all very well but, do you really have to make it sound so gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 16 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: That's all very well but, do you really have to make it sound so gay? No. He's my Patroclus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 30, 2016 Report Share Posted December 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: No. He's my Patroclus. That wobbly little cunt Bubba will be Googling this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 On 30/12/2016 at 3:32 PM, JackoTC said: You should get out a bit more. And stop sponging off the NHS. That's rich coming from an oxygen sponging cunt like yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 22 hours ago, Decimus said: No. He's my Patroclus. Naked greek bloke swathed in olive oil? I thought that was Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 21 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: That's rich coming from an oxygen sponging cunt like yourself. How amusing. Why don't you have another spliff and post some music for us ? I cant wait to tell you what good taste you have. Had a toke today already ? I'm sure you have. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 1 hour ago, JackoTC said: How amusing. Why don't you have another spliff and post some music for us ? I cant wait to tell you what good taste you have. Had a toke today already ? I'm sure you have. lol Yep I had a toke before laxing out to Tchaikovsky's Sleeping Beauty on the BBC with a cup of tea. You on the other hand logged into a website, probably hungover, intent on making yourself look quite the tit. Good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 23 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Yep I had a toke before laxing out to Tchaikovsky's Sleeping Beauty on the BBC with a cup of tea. You on the other hand logged into a website, probably hungover, intent on making yourself look quite the tit. Good work. I had five to myself over a four hour timeframe last night. I'm still feeling a bit light headed and I only got up about quarter of an hour ago. Thank fuck I don't have to do anything today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 41 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Yep I had a toke before laxing out to Tchaikovsky's Sleeping Beauty on the BBC with a cup of tea. You on the other hand logged into a website, probably hungover, intent on making yourself look quite the tit. Good work. Cool, your one of those educated and articulate weed heads that think outside the box and expand the consciousness. lol lol have a day without some you fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 On 30/12/2016 at 7:12 PM, Punkape said: Ape has diphtheria and AIDS but is still planning a holiday to Lanzergrotty. lol. Lol. Lol. Turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 On 30/12/2016 at 5:01 PM, 'eavensabove said: Dr Who is a cunt. So is Doc Martins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 On 12/30/2016 at 9:32 AM, JackoTC said: You should get out a bit more. And stop sponging off the NHS. Speaking of suicide, I see you have failed, yet again, to accomplish such a simple task as raising the glass of Domestos and having a drink. Sponging off NHS as well as Johnny Taxpayer seems your only skill. Happy New Year Jacko, you sniveling, obsequious cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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