Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 3, 2017 Report Posted January 3, 2017 Year after year, hundreds of twats are honoured for this and knighted for that, and all but one or two have either done fuck all or no cunt has ever heard of them. Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 3, 2017 Report Posted January 3, 2017 Honours should be for real services to the nation, nurses, doctors etc. Not poorly performing politicans being put out grass! Quote
Eddie Posted January 3, 2017 Report Posted January 3, 2017 19 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Year after year, hundreds of twats are honoured for this and knighted for that, and all but one or two have either done fuck all or no cunt has ever heard of them. That black Tart in the Bond film thoroughly deserved her OBE, as did that Peaky Blinders old bint Helen McCrory. Its about time this nonsense is stopped, awards for simply doing your job from an ridiculous out of touch monarchy, OBE'S are about as relevant as Prince Charles chest full of medals he proudly wears. Manky you should be in line for your OBE after years of volunteering as head fluffer to the gay porno indusrty. I'm sure prince Edward would line you up and give you one. 1 Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted January 3, 2017 Report Posted January 3, 2017 The Queen (gawd bless 'er (curtsies)) tried to bestow me the title Baroness Camberwell but I turned it down. It's Duchess or nothing with me. Quote
Guest I know that Cunt Posted January 3, 2017 Report Posted January 3, 2017 Still no knighthood for Nigel Farage then, bugger! Quote
Guest Manky Posted January 3, 2017 Report Posted January 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Eddie said: That black Tart in the Bond film thoroughly deserved her OBE, as did that Peaky Blinders old bint Helen McCrory. Its about time this nonsense is stopped, awards for simply doing your job from an ridiculous out of touch monarchy, OBE'S are about as relevant as Prince Charles chest full of medals he proudly wears. Manky you should be in line for your OBE after years of volunteering as head fluffer to the gay porno indusrty. I'm sure prince Edward would line you up and give you one. I don't want an OBE. I am not worthy. You on the other hand, should be honoured, in Obituary columns the length of the country. Quote
Jiggerycock Posted January 3, 2017 Report Posted January 3, 2017 A close relative was awarded an MBE and I was invited along to the ceremony, so got to have a good old shufty round Buckingham Palace. Her Maj the Q was AWOL that day (probably watching some hottentots doing some dancing in some 'hot as hell' colonial outpost), so the jug-eared cunt stood in for her. It was okay but a bit bloody parky! The brass monkeys had brass monkeys. Quote
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 3, 2017 Report Posted January 3, 2017 Don't tell me you were related to Sir Jimmy. Quote
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 3, 2017 Report Posted January 3, 2017 4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Honours should be for real services to the nation, nurses, doctors etc. Not poorly performing politicans being put out grass! Doctors are fucking cunts. They're more business like now than medical professionals. If one the twats finds cures for deadly diseases that decimate entire tribes, cities and so on. fine, award the fucking bastard. Otherwise, put large hooks through their fucking feet and drag the river looking for missing bodies with them. Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 3, 2017 Report Posted January 3, 2017 I worked with someone who got one, she was a fucking useless, smarmy arsed, empire building, sly, lying, fat wobbling bitch. A civil servant who got paid too much for doing too little, nominate by her colleagues... like fuck, she'll have forged their signature herself. Quote
Roadkill Posted January 4, 2017 Report Posted January 4, 2017 I have one. Saved a kid with Downs Syndrome from running in front of a Metro when he dropped his lunch box on the tracks. They were going to give me a Victoria Cross, but I turned it down because medals aren't really my style. True story. Quote
Wolfie Posted January 4, 2017 Report Posted January 4, 2017 22 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I worked with someone who got one, she was a fucking useless, smarmy arsed, empire building, sly, lying, fat wobbling bitch. A civil servant who got paid too much for doing too little, nominate by her colleagues... like fuck, she'll have forged their signature herself. You almost had me checking to see whether Diane Abbot has ever been awarded a knighthood. Quote
Wolfie Posted January 4, 2017 Report Posted January 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I have one. Saved a kid with Downs Syndrome from running in front of a Metro when he dropped his lunch box on the tracks. They were going to give me a Victoria Cross, but I turned it down because medals aren't really my style. True story. Little did you know at the time he would grow up to become Benedict Cumberbatch. 1 Quote
Roadkill Posted January 4, 2017 Report Posted January 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Little did you know at the time he would grow up to become Benedict Cumberbatch. What you on about, Wolfie? It was a lovely little lad called Tom Hardy. I believe he works at the local library now. At least that's what he told me last time we spoke. Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted January 4, 2017 Report Posted January 4, 2017 50 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I have one. Saved a kid with Downs Syndrome from running in front of a Metro when he dropped his lunch box on the tracks. They were going to give me a Victoria Cross, but I turned it down because medals aren't really my style. True story. You'd be the only civilian to win a VC. Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted January 4, 2017 Report Posted January 4, 2017 Alan Sugarcube must fucking love it when people toady up to him "Yes Lord Sugar, no Lord Sugar, can I kiss your arse Lord Sugar?" Crawling wankers Quote
Roadkill Posted January 4, 2017 Report Posted January 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You'd be the only civilian to win a VC. Yeah... didn't want to muddy the ranks. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 4, 2017 Report Posted January 4, 2017 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Alan Sugarcube must fucking love it when people toady up to him "Yes Lord Sugar, no Lord Sugar, can I kiss your arse Lord Sugar?" Crawling wankers Even the cunts who work for him look down their noses at everybody else. What have they ever done except kiss arse? Karren Brady CBE which stands for Cunt Before Everythingelse. Quote
Wolfie Posted January 4, 2017 Report Posted January 4, 2017 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You'd be the only civilian to win a VC. Roadkill did actually mean the 'VC', but in this case it's an acronym for 'Very Cuntish', as it was he who threw the Down syndrome kid's lunchbox onto the Metro tracks. Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted January 4, 2017 Report Posted January 4, 2017 7 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Even the cunts who work for him look down their noses at everybody else. What have they ever done except kiss arse? Karren Brady CBE which stands for Cunt Before Everythingelse. You leave my fellow gyppo alone you! Quote
Rick_B Posted January 4, 2017 Report Posted January 4, 2017 It's fools gold though really. These tossers who spend their time smoozing the great and good or donating to the Tory party in search of a gong don't seem to realise that nobody respects them for it. Quote
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