Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 8, 2017 Report Posted January 8, 2017 In my opinion this manure cockerel is a load of shit. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-38508390?post_id=1613010608911734_1806602369552556#_=_ Quote
Wolfie Posted January 8, 2017 Report Posted January 8, 2017 How very civilised, and something hardly surprising for intelligent apes with Russian/Chinese lineage. Fascinating nom, btw. Quote
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 14, 2017 Report Posted January 14, 2017 On 08/01/2017 at 7:03 PM, Gurt said: Qunicy's cock smells of shit. Your house is literally hollowed out shit. Dirt grubbing fucker. Quote
Witheredscrote Posted January 15, 2017 Report Posted January 15, 2017 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Your house is literally hollowed out shit. Dirt grubbing fucker. What the fuck is wrong with you, has Nurse Roopched given you a full frontal lobotomy. You pathetic cunt Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 15, 2017 Report Posted January 15, 2017 I am surprised the great unwashed French don't do something similar, they have plenty of raw material, shower avoiding filthy fuckers. Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 15, 2017 Report Posted January 15, 2017 On 08/01/2017 at 6:56 PM, Witheredscrote said: Pile of shit bet that gave the right horn that didn't it? You fucking perverted fuck, all that shit in the shape of your favourite avian double entendre! Quote
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 15, 2017 Report Posted January 15, 2017 A massive shit-encrusted cock, and no sign of Punkape. Is the sky falling? Quote
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 16, 2017 Report Posted January 16, 2017 On Sunday, January 08, 2017 at 7:03 PM, Gurt said: Qunicy's cock smells of shit. Gurt shit by any chance? Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 16, 2017 Report Posted January 16, 2017 4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Gurt shit by any chance? There probably is some of Gurts shit on there, amongst the other 42 types. Quote
Decimus Posted January 16, 2017 Report Posted January 16, 2017 22 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: A massive shit-encrusted cock, and no sign of Punkape. Is the sky falling? Dan, whilst I appreciate that you have kept this post concise, I still want you dead. Quote
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 16, 2017 Report Posted January 16, 2017 On 1/8/2017 at 2:03 PM, Gurt said: Qunicy's cock smells of shit. Gurt, how is it you have become so intimately familiar with Quincy's hygiene issues? You need not answer as the question was rhetorical, you disgusting cunt. Quote
Decimus Posted January 16, 2017 Report Posted January 16, 2017 11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Gurt, how is it you have become so intimately familiar with Quincy's hygiene issues? You need not answer as the question was rhetorical, you disgusting cunt. The stench of Quincy's vile cock is overpowering up to a distance of 200 miles away. As Gurt lives in a midden heap at the bottom of Quincy's needle strewn yard, I can imagine that the stench is particularly potent at such close quarters. 1 Quote
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 16, 2017 Report Posted January 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: The stench of Quincy's vile cock is overpowering up to a distance of 200 miles away. As Gurt lives in a midden heap at the bottom of Quincy's needle strewn yard, I can imagine that the stench is particularly potent at such close quarters. He is always free to acquire a new large box and relocate under a bridge. Quote
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 16, 2017 Report Posted January 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Dan, whilst I appreciate that you have kept this post concise, I still want you dead. Very thoughtful of you to say so, chief. Being dead and all, I won't be around to appreciate any of the misery. I'll be lying here taking my dirt kip. That is why I don't wish you dead as much as I wish you, perhap,s a highly aggressive, uncontrolled episode of Crohn's disease. The thought of you evacuating your bowels into a plastic bag swinging around your waist really warms the heart. The thought of you eating the "wrong" biscuits and crawling around on all fours in abject agony sounds brilliant. Quote
Bubba C Posted January 16, 2017 Report Posted January 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: The stench of Quincy's vile cock is overpowering up to a distance of 200 miles away. As Gurt lives in a midden heap at the bottom of Quincy's needle strewn yard, I can imagine that the stench is particularly potent at such close quarters. Yard? Quote
Decimus Posted January 16, 2017 Report Posted January 16, 2017 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Yard? I appreciate that the mole man Gurt is usually found snuffling in virgin soil, but the only green in Quincy's life is the motif on his teenage mutant ninja turtles T-shirt. Edited January 16, 2017 by Decimus P.S. I meant yard in the northern sense, i.e. 4x5 ft disgusting concrete pad covered in moss and fag butts, and not in the yank sense. 1 Quote
Bubba C Posted January 16, 2017 Report Posted January 16, 2017 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: I appreciate that the mole man Gurt is usually found snuffling in virgin soil, but the only green in Quincy's life is the motif on his teenage mutant ninja turtles T-shirt. Thanks for clearing up the yard reference. I can picture quince as the sort to wear a jokey, slogan-bearing t-shirt on weekends. Something along the lines of "I'm an estate agent, get me out of here", or something equally as cuntish. 1 Quote
Decimus Posted January 16, 2017 Report Posted January 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I can picture quince as the sort to wear a jokey, slogan-bearing t-shirt on weekends. Something yellow no doubt. Quote
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