Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ah I know. It's Roops, Gobbler and Pen standing next to a mirror. Hee hee hee. I guessed you would notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 26 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Hee hee hee. I guessed you would notice. I asked me to join them but my head ain't that shape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 A leaked porn video of one of our most famous slebs has gone viral. Narf funny, it's a phone vid taken in a hotel bathroom of some cunt pissing in her mouth. It's Patricia Paay, famous for being in some shit girl band in the 1960's and for having a threes up with David Bowie. At 67 she's known over here as 'The Queen of the Cougars'. In fact she's even presented some shit low rent program about grotty old slags out on the pull for younger blokes. When the news broke today about her sexually explicit toilet antics I wasn't in the least surprised as a mate of mine says that she quit often turns up at the swingers club that him and his missus attend. He says that there can be anything up to fifteen geezers waiting in line to shag the old moose. I've got the vid on my whatsapp account, there's no way I'm posting it on here but am waiting to hear how I stand legally if I decide to post it on my own site. It doesn't come up on Google so I'm guessing her lawyers have managed to do a deal with them and I know that the site that broke it have removed it. She appeared on Dutch 'Say Yes to the Dress' a few weeks back. I'm wondering if the wedding's still on because it wasn't her fiance pissing in her mouth. Say Yes to the Dress with Patricia Paay, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 13 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: It doesn't come up on Google so I'm guessing her lawyers have managed to do a deal with them and I know that the site that broke it have removed it. It's on newsfluzz.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's on newsfluzz.com Bloody hell! I've been trawling through all the scat and piss sex sites looking for it. They've left me fucking brain damaged. Stupid cow. Her show business career is over so I think she should maybe now go into the 'niche' porn business that caters for sick perverts that are into that sort of thing. I might Email her to ask if she's on the market for a new manager. There's got to be a few bob in that muck. Where there's muck there's brass, and she's fucking brass alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: A leaked porn video of one of our most famous slebs has gone viral. Narf funny, it's a phone vid taken in a hotel bathroom of some cunt pissing in her mouth. It's Patricia Paay, famous for being in some shit girl band in the 1960's and for having a threes up with David Bowie. At 67 she's known over here as 'The Queen of the Cougars'. In fact she's even presented some shit low rent program about grotty old slags out on the pull for younger blokes. When the news broke today about her sexually explicit toilet antics I wasn't in the least surprised as a mate of mine says that she quit often turns up at the swingers club that him and his missus attend. He says that there can be anything up to fifteen geezers waiting in line to shag the old moose. I've got the vid on my whatsapp account, there's no way I'm posting it on here but am waiting to hear how I stand legally if I decide to post it on my own site. It doesn't come up on Google so I'm guessing her lawyers have managed to do a deal with them and I know that the site that broke it have removed it. She appeared on Dutch 'Say Yes to the Dress' a few weeks back. I'm wondering if the wedding's still on because it wasn't her fiance pissing in her mouth. Say Yes to the Dress with Patricia Paay, Gong Farmer, you are a wretch. Nobody wants to hear about you and your wife's depraved old whore friends and the spunk stained carpet shit they fucking get up to. fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Gong Farmer, you are a wretch. Nobody wants to hear about you and your wife's depraved old whore friends and the spunk stained carpet shit they fucking get up to. fuck off. I bet you couldn't hit that link Cuntybaws provided quick enough you filthy piss drenched cretin. Alright was it? Banged one out did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 To be fair she does look about the age when women start smelling of piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 Apparently she also does "vocals". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: I bet you couldn't hit that link Cuntybaws provided quick enough you filthy piss drenched cretin. Alright was it? Banged one out did you? I bet he did, but only to feast his eyes on the man's cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Apparently she also does "vocals". Surely you mean "gargles" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 37 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I bet he did, but only to feast his eyes on the man's cock. He's pure gaying filth wanking over some skanky old rotter drinking piss straight from geezer's cock. He's fucking rank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 59 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Surely you mean "gargles" Its the same thing in that context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 8 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: A leaked porn video of one of our most famous slebs has gone viral. Narf funny, it's a phone vid taken in a hotel bathroom of some cunt pissing in her mouth. It's Patricia Paay, famous for being in some shit girl band in the 1960's and for having a threes up with David Bowie. At 67 she's known over here as 'The Queen of the Cougars'. In fact she's even presented some shit low rent program about grotty old slags out on the pull for younger blokes. When the news broke today about her sexually explicit toilet antics I wasn't in the least surprised as a mate of mine says that she quit often turns up at the swingers club that him and his missus attend. He says that there can be anything up to fifteen geezers waiting in line to shag the old moose. I've got the vid on my whatsapp account, there's no way I'm posting it on here but am waiting to hear how I stand legally if I decide to post it on my own site. It doesn't come up on Google so I'm guessing her lawyers have managed to do a deal with them and I know that the site that broke it have removed it. She appeared on Dutch 'Say Yes to the Dress' a few weeks back. I'm wondering if the wedding's still on because it wasn't her fiance pissing in her mouth. Say Yes to the Dress with Patricia Paay, I wonder whether that is the 150 years old missing wedding dress? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-38935251 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 3 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: I bet you couldn't hit that link Cuntybaws provided quick enough you filthy piss drenched cretin. Alright was it? Banged one out did you? It was ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: He's pure gaying filth wanking over some skanky old rotter drinking piss straight from geezer's cock. He's fucking rank. It probably makes a refreshing change for Quince to see a woman being pissed on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 On 07/02/2017 at 11:26 AM, camberwell gypsy said: You've done it now. Neil's warming up his wrist and getting the kleenex ready My eyes,My eyes!!.....never has a lazy ever been lost so quickly,there MUST be better examples than that out there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 On 11/02/2017 at 5:48 AM, Gong Farmer said: I bet you couldn't hit that link Cuntybaws provided quick enough you filthy piss drenched cretin. Alright was it? Banged one out did you? Blimey. Is Quince also a Lesbo then? I know he bends in mysterious ways, but? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 On 2/11/2017 at 8:51 AM, Gong Farmer said: He's pure gaying filth wanking over some skanky old rotter drinking piss straight from geezer's cock. He's fucking rank. Drinking piss straight from a geezer's cock? How uncouth. I always serve my urine in a Waterford crystal tumbler with a slice of lemon. Accompanied, of course, by a Ritz cracker with a light sprinkling of semen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 8 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Drinking piss straight from a geezer's cock? How uncouth. I always serve my urine in a Waterford crystal tumbler with a slice of lemon. Accompanied, of course, by a Ritz cracker with a light sprinkling of semen. Would that be served chilled or at room temperature? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 4 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: Would that be served chilled or at room temperature? I endeavour to serve it chilled, but the Mrs doesn't like me putting jars of piss in the fridge. The spunk is best served at around 20 degrees C. thereby providing a piquant counterpoint to the chilled fruitiness of the urine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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