ratcum Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Use apostrophes in the possessive its, that drives him crazy. No, wait, that's me... fuckin louche lobster potter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Solitary would be my bet, Ratty. He's probably been stabbing the screws with plastic shanks again.... Cunt's rarer than a TV license on a council estate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: fuckin louche lobster potter. Fucking narwhal toucher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking narwhal toucher. that's just silly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Use apostrophes in the possessive its, that drives him crazy. No, wait, that's me... bask in my poor grammar, and slip into Madness Ha ha ha ha!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking narwhal toucher. Now, that's an Old Norse nár ‘corpse’ vocation that is spiralling towards decline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: bask in my poor grammar, and slip into Madness Ha ha ha ha!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: that's just silly Narwhals give me the horn, but perhaps you're more of a beluga man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking narwhal toucher. Appropriate for Ratty and his fruit theme. The skin of a Narwhal is the only natural source of vitamin C available to arctic dwellers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Appropriate for Ratty and his fruit theme. The skin of a Narwhal is the only natural source of vitamin C available to arctic dwellers. I've heard he prefers vitamin S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Was it an Elddis ISIS MKII? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Narwhals give me the horn, but perhaps you're more of a beluga man. lumpfish throat is what they call you............ in a bizarre fruit based parallel universe I have just visited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Appropriate for Ratty and his fruit theme. The skin of a Narwhal is the only natural source of vitamin C available to arctic dwellers. ... and the elongated tusk is an Inuit's butt plug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Appropriate for Ratty and his fruit theme. The skin of a Narwhal is the only natural source of vitamin C available to arctic dwellers. So any truck driver has to buy Narwhal burgers to get vitamin C? Fuckin stupid that. Anyway, my Aunty Vi said that if Reggie Kray had been black, they were going to call him Reggae instead. Ronnie would have been Umbongo Kray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Narwhals give me the horn, but perhaps you're more of a beluga man. Your sexuality appears to be questionable. From Abbot's minge to a grampus in less than 24hrs??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: So any truck driver has to buy Narwhal burgers to get vitamin C? Fuckin stupid that. Anyway, my Aunty Vi said that if Reggie Kray had been black, they were going to call him Reggae instead. Ronnie would have been Umbongo Kray Narwhal caravan owners are Flukes of Hazard, however I digress and wish to remain on topic, which reminds me of a sea scout camp/caravan park near the coast where the Narwhals were so friendly that they swam to shore every night for dinner. The public address system would announce: "Dinner! For all in tents and porpoises" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 28 minutes ago, ratcum said: So any truck driver has to buy Narwhal burgers to get vitamin C? Fuckin stupid that. Anyway, my Aunty Vi said that if Reggie Kray had been black, they were going to call him Reggae instead. Ronnie would have been Umbongo Kray Ronnie wouldn't have minded if they drank him in the Congo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 54 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Narwhals give me the horn, but perhaps you're more of a beluga man. Sturgeon wouldn't give anyone the 'orn, nor would Salmond, something fishy about Scottish politicians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Any advice for a newer post-Jazz member? If there's going to be a breakdown I want to witness it in it's full splendour so what would be the best way to go about this? There's no real way to predict what'll set him off - he's complex. Well, as complex as anyone can be who's basically a fucking idiot. However, the signs of instability are starting to show, so it's only a matter of time. He's actively ignoring anything I post about him - determined not to retaliate. But this won't last, and he'll be calling me a Bozo soon enough. It's such a shame Decipus or Dickipus (his pet names for his nemesis) isn't able to be here, although I'm sure he's watching developments with interest from his prison cell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: There's no real way to predict what'll set him off - he's complex. Well, as complex as anyone can be who's basically a fucking idiot. However, the signs of instability are starting to show, so it's only a matter of time. He's actively ignoring anything I post about him - determined not to retaliate. But this won't last, and he'll be calling me a Bozo soon enough. It's such a shame Decipus or Dickipus (his pet names for his nemesis) isn't able to be here, although I'm sure he's watching developments with interest from his prison cell. Enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Enough. Why? He's been acting like a fucking prick. If he's going to dish it out, he should learn to take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 10 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Enough... ...let me tell you about my caravan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 There is an up and coming English film director, he wishes to be referred to as NW. He does a fine expose of the cuntishness of caravanneers in 'Sightseers' I would heartily recommend it. Take Towyn. Please, just take Towyn. Every August bank holiday, a high tide piles all the caravans neatly up 2 miles inland. And the thick fucks all come back 12 months later expecting a different outcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: Enough. Why? He throws retarded shit around at everyone, turns 90% of noms into some shit slanging match not even fit for a school playground, yet no-one is allowed to take the piss out of him? Has he got some kind of protection halo wrapped around him? Or should I ask how much has he just donated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: Enough. He did burn a lot of bridges on his way out, an awful lot, and a few more getting there, The cunt even had the temerity to put me in a fucking Jib Jab which I'd present in evidence if some Admin from days gone by hadn't gone and deleted them all. Sauce for the goose... PS Jazz, you don't still have the link do you, for old time's sake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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