Guest nobgobbler Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You minx, you know I've got a soft spot for Destiny Angel. I always wanted to know what Mr Ron looked like! 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course not. I rarely fancy a Chinese and usually opt for a chicken madras and pilau rice with a Bombay aloo and keema naan, and other types of proper English food, like korma. I often fancy a lamb passanda. Or Jon Bon Jovi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Kormas are for poofs, Madras and above only, Phaal for real men... and yes, it's British... Yes yes, we know that only northerners are real men. I bet that your sperms are so powerful that if you have a wank there's a kid growing out of the duvet in the morning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 On topic, I know it's a bit late in the thread for this but Morgan Freeman is OK narrating things, he has a relaxed voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes yes, we know that only northerners are real men. I bet that your sperms are so powerful that if you have a wank there's a kid growing out of the duvet in the morning. He ejaculates at over 1000 bar. Now that's knocking the back out of her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 44 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: On topic, I know it's a bit late in the thread for this but Morgan Freeman is OK narrating things, he has a relaxed voice. 3 pages in and you want to bring it back on topic? Good luck with that then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 That fucking weasel like murrican cunt Sean Spicer is pretty good at spouting any sort of bollocks any time supreme leader and emperor DJT makes a proclamation. Like his gaffer he never fails to come across as totally sincere,trustworthy and truthful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 54 minutes ago, Snatch said: 3 pages in and you want to bring it back on topic? Good luck with that then. Yeah, you thread-derailing fucking cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 I reckon Samuel L Jackson would make a decent narrator. This is a real book, and this reading by Mr Jackson was made by Audible. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: Yeah, you thread-derailing fucking cunt! It was my turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes yes, we know that only northerners are real men. I bet that your sperms are so powerful that if you have a wank there's a kid growing out of the duvet in the morning. Kids? Beds? You calling me a.... ah.. nevemind you're not Decs are you... 2 hours ago, Ape said: He ejaculates at over 1000 bar. Now that's knocking the back out of her. That's assuming I went in from the front.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 50 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Kids? Beds? You calling me a.... ah.. nevemind you're not Decs are you... That's assuming I went in from the front.... No I'm not Decs, I did once visit Norwich on a school trip, they took us to a mustard shop and a cathedral. Surprisingly I have never felt the need to return, the excitement was underwhelming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 5 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I always wanted to know what Mr Ron looked like! I often fancy a lamb passanda. Or Jon Bon Jovi. I too fancy a lamb passanda, but not Jon Bon Jovi., although 'Runaway' from the bands debut album is on my all time top ten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 6 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Kormas are for poofs, Madras and above only, Phaal for real men... and yes, it's British... I had a phaal when I was drunk once. Broke wind and set my knickers alight. My stomach didn't recover for days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had a phaal when I was drunk once. Broke wind and set my knickers alight. My stomach didn't recover for days. It must have been a real one then, if your knickers don't spontaneously combust, you've been conned with a vindaloo instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had a phaal when I was drunk once. Broke wind and set my knickers alight. My stomach didn't recover for days. I hope you wiped from north to south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 11 hours ago, nobgobbler said: There's no proof that it's impossible to travel faster than the speed of light. There is just no proof that it is. Yet. To be able to prove it we would first have to achieve it and unless we develop the technology to create a time machine which is unlikely, the only option is to go out into space and put the space time continuum wormhole leap theory into practice. And that isn't going to happen any time soon. Call me cynical but I don't believe any astrocunt got as far as the moon. Jules Verne was cunt. I agree. There's no incentive to develop faster than light and time travel because it's too expensive and pointless to throw money at. It's business that ultimately gets technologies up and running and available to the public for mass consumption after the initial stages by government and universities recherche laboratories. so none of that will ever come to fruition. The only reason we haven't been back to the Moon is because it's a pointless waste of money that will never turn a profit for business, if it could turn a profit for business we'd have bases on the Moon now, we haven't because it's just too expensive to put out to private tender. So no faster that light space ships, no time machines and no fortnight's holidays on the Moon...... ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 20 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I agree. There's no incentive to develop faster than light and time travel because it's too expensive and pointless to throw money at. It's business that ultimately gets technologies up and running and available to the public for mass consumption after the initial stages by government and universities recherche laboratories. so none of that will ever come to fruition. The only reason we haven't been back to the Moon is because it's a pointless waste of money that will never turn a profit for business, if it could turn a profit for business we'd have bases on the Moon now, we haven't because it's just too expensive to put out to private tender. So no faster that light space ships, no time machines and no fortnight's holidays on the Moon...... ever. All this talk about the speed of light, what about the speed of dark? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 11 hours ago, nobgobbler said: There's no proof that it's impossible to travel faster than the speed of light. There is just no proof that it is. Yet. To be able to prove it we would first have to achieve it and unless we develop the technology to create a time machine which is unlikely, the only option is to go out into space and put the space time continuum wormhole leap theory into practice. And that isn't going to happen any time soon. Call me cynical but I don't believe any astrocunt got as far as the moon. Jules Verne was cunt. The Welsh, Nigerians and Panzerknacker aside, we are unquestionably an immensely intelligent species – one which has built apparatus enabling manned spaceships to travel to the Moon and back just some 60 years after the Wright Brothers’ wooden aeroplane flew all of 40-50ft mid-air. Providing we don't destroy one another first, try and imagine the possibilities in a mere 100 years. When our scarce resources run out, we will be forced to evolve space travel technology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: All this talk about the speed of light, what about the speed of dark? And what about the speed of heavy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: The Welsh, Nigerians and Panzerknacker aside, we are unquestionably an immensely intelligent species – one which has built apparatus enabling manned spaceships to travel to the Moon and back just some 60 years after the Wright Brothers’ wooden aeroplane flew all of 40-50ft mid-air. Providing we don't destroy one another first, try and imagine the possibilities in a mere 100 years. When our scarce resources run out, we will be forced to evolve space travel technology. Who's the we? If space travel ever becomes the norm it will only ever become the norm for the wealthy elites. Space travel will only ever be for the chosen few that can either afford it or have a credible reason to be able to do it. A sad fact but true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 8 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Who's the we? If space travel ever becomes the norm it will only ever become the norm for the wealthy elites. Space travel will only ever be for the chosen few that can either afford it or have a credible reason to be able to do it. A sad fact but true. Would you like to colonise a planet with the likes of the Beckhams and Bono? No; neither would I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 21 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Who's the we? If space travel ever becomes the norm it will only ever become the norm for the wealthy elites. Space travel will only ever be for the chosen few that can either afford it or have a credible reason to be able to do it. A sad fact but true. Perhaps at first, but this will most likely change. For example, to own a car in the 1950s was prestigious and only wealthy people could afford to travel this way. Not so now. Without wishing to sound cynical, an uncontrollable population and scarcity of resources will bring about famine, and then war. The wealthy will travel by spacecraft to colonise Earth-like planets (which we are discovering now with great aplomb), and others will eventually follow suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Would you like to colonise a planet with the likes of the Beckhams and Bono? No; neither would I. You didn't wait for my answer..... No I fucking well wouldn't either. I couldn't spend more than five minutes with that sour faced strumpet and it's foggy brained shitwit hubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Would you like to colonise a planet with the likes of the Beckhams and Bono? No; neither would I. Yes. They will be my slaves, with Bono appointed as chief toilet cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Perhaps at first, but this will most likely change. For example, to own a car in the 1950s was prestigious only something wealthy people could afford to do. Not so now, and in a very short amount of time. Without wishing to sound cynical, an uncontrollable population and scarcity of resources will bring about famine, and then war. The wealthy will travel by space to colonise Earth-like planets (which we are discovering now with great aplomb), and the others will eventually follow suit. I think you're right to a point but it will be a special genetically modified breed of super humans that will sent off the colonize other prospective planets. The genetically modified super humans will be as different us as we are to Chimps or at least as we are to the Neanderthals. At present we are physically inept and an incapable at prolonged space travel so a modified version of us will have to be created to be able to achieve it, at which point we'll probably be so abstractly different that it's doubtful that we could even call ourselves Homo Sapians any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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