Any Documentary Narrated By An American

[Ape™️]

I like to keep abreast of developments in science and technology, and often look to YouTube or Netflix for documentaries on subjects I'm interested in. However, if the narration is in American, I immediate feel the content is somehow dumbed down, and generally look for something else. A good, solid English accent is what's needed to convey science and engineering topics effectively. Does this make me racist?

[Stubby Pecker]

2 minutes ago, Ape said:

I like to keep abreast of developments in science and technology, and often look to YouTube or Netflix for documentaries on subjects I'm interested in. However, if the narration is in American, I immediate feel the content is somehow dumbed down, and generally look for something else. A good, solid English accent is what's needed to convey science and engineering topics effectively. Does this make me racist?

Fuck the yanks, it's the same for wildlife films-you instantly feel they're not telling you the whole truth and that the spectacle has been cheapened somehow.  

[Guest nobgobbler]

13 minutes ago, Ape said:

I like to keep abreast of developments in science and technology, and often look to YouTube or Netflix for documentaries on subjects I'm interested in. However, if the narration is in American, I immediate feel the content is somehow dumbed down, and generally look for something else. A good, solid English accent is what's needed to convey science and engineering topics effectively. Does this make me racist?

R i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i ck.

[Guest Manky]

3 minutes ago, Ape said:

Does this make me racist?

To promote the advantages of a particular race is not racist. Would it be racist to say that Africans are generally better long distance runners than the English?  Or that black people are faster sprinters?

An English accent lends gravitas to any subject. Except Brummie, unless they are talking about mental impairment.

[Guest nobgobbler]

I'm the same with jocks. Can't stand to hear the cunts spewing out illegible shite. 

[Cuntybaws]

12 minutes ago, Ape said:

A good, solid English accent is what's needed to convey science and engineering topics effectively. Does this make me racist?

Strangely, Scientific American contains top class, up to the minute, hard science, while our New Scientist is a load of populist, dumbed down, repetitive shite. Go figure.

[Cuntybaws]

6 minutes ago, Manky said:

To promote the advantages of a particular race is not racist.

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Healing From Toxic Whiteness

Somewhat ironically, it appears to be run by a yellow person. Check your privilege.

[Cuntybaws]

8 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

I'm the same with jocks. Can't stand to hear the cunts spewing out illegible shite. 

Gerritrightfuckinupyeyanumptyfuckincunt.

 

[Guest Manky]

8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I found the perfect training course for you.

Healing From Toxic Whiteness

Somewhat ironically, it appears to be run by a yellow person. Check your privilege.

White guilt writ large. Nearly every beneficial invention was invented by a white man. Nuclear weapons, nerve gas. Sinclair C5'S.

[Guest Tata Steely Dan]

41 minutes ago, Ape said:

I like to keep abreast of developments in science and technology, and often look to YouTube or Netflix for documentaries on subjects I'm interested in. However, if the narration is in American, I immediate feel the content is somehow dumbed down, and generally look for something else. A good, solid English accent is what's needed to convey science and engineering topics effectively. Does this make me racist?

Tried reading a book recently you thick lazy cunt? You will never fly with the eagles if you lie with the pigeons. 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

16 minutes ago, Manky said:

White guilt writ large. Nearly every beneficial invention was invented by a white man. Nuclear weapons, nerve gas. Sinclair C5'S.

Citroen have cheapened the image of the C5

[Ape™️]

6 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

Tried reading a book recently you thick lazy cunt? You will never fly with the eagles if you lie with the pigeons. 

This comment has absolutely no relevance to this nom, you verbose piece of fucking shit. Are you really as thick as you seem?

[Ape™️]

6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

Citroen have cheapened the image of the C5

Shut up, you mad old cow.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

2 minutes ago, Ape said:

Shut up, you mad old cow.

Have you turned into Frank?

[Ape™️]

3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

Have you turned into Frank?

I fucking hope not. What a dreadful thought.

[Witheredscrote]

2 hours ago, Ape said:

I like to keep abreast of developments in science and technology, and often look to YouTube or Netflix for documentaries on subjects I'm interested in. However, if the narration is in American, I immediate feel the content is somehow dumbed down, and generally look for something else. A good, solid English accent is what's needed to convey science and engineering topics effectively. Does this make me racist?

yes

[Guest Gong Farmer]

American format documentaries are cheap, shit and nasty made to appeal to the cheap, shit and nasty audience that can be bothered to watch them.

[Eric Cuntman]

2 hours ago, Ape said:

I like to keep abreast of developments in science and technology, and often look to YouTube or Netflix for documentaries on subjects I'm interested in. However, if the narration is in American, I immediate feel the content is somehow dumbed down, and generally look for something else. A good, solid English accent is what's needed to convey science and engineering topics effectively. Does this make me racist?

Spot on, and not any English accent, like those cunty northern narrators who pronounce the word 'us' as 'ooz'. All factual and documentary programmes should be narrated by Mr Cholmondley Warner out of 'Harry Enfield' and chums', or Angela Rippon if it's about wimmin stuff.

[Guest Gong Farmer]

49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Spot on, and not any English accent, like those cunty northern narrators who pronounce the word 'us' as 'ooz'. All factual and documentary programmes should be narrated by Mr Cholmondley Warner out of 'Harry Enfield' and chums', or Angela Rippon if it's about wimmin stuff.

When I was a kid we never heard a northern accent on the telly, it was proper BBC English so it seems ironic that it was the BBC's 'diversity' policy that changed all that, that we now have to endure northern and other regional accents. That Professor Brian Cox get's up my jacksy with his fucking 'Well wah duurn't relly nooooo!' Fuck off and bring back Sir Patrick Moore, he fucking knew yah fucking northern thicky cunt.

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

When I was a kid we never heard a northern accent on the telly, it was proper BBC English so it seems ironic that it was the BBC's 'diversity' policy that changed all that, that we now have to endure northern and other regional accents. That Professor Brian Cox get's up my jacksy with his fucking 'Well wah duurn't relly nooooo!' Fuck off and bring back Sir Patrick Moore, he fucking knew yah fucking northern thicky cunt.

I can vaguely remember Fyfe Robinson, a Scottish broadcaster with a twee way of speaking, very much like the old pisshead character in the film 'Whisky Galore'.

[Guest Gong Farmer]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

I can vaguely remember Fyfe Robinson, a Scottish broadcaster with a twee way of speaking, very much like the old pisshead character in the film 'Whisky Galore'.

Oh yeah, well I'll let him off, but Brian Cox can fuck off and stay there.

[camberwell gypsy]

5 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

Oh yeah, well I'll let him off, but Brian Cox can fuck off and stay there.

Are you talking about the multi talented actor or that smug scientist person with the shit eating grin? If it's the latter, then I concur; he can fuck off.

[camberwell gypsy]

12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I can vaguely remember Fyfe Robinson, a Scottish broadcaster with a twee way of speaking, very much like the old pisshead character in the film 'Whisky Galore'.

His son B.A. is a cunt. 

[Eric Cuntman]

7 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

Oh yeah, well I'll let him off, but Brian Cox can fuck off and stay there.

Agreed. In fact all smartarse scientific types are cunts, take Stephen Hawking for example, people hold him up as an intellectual god as he spouts theories about the universe and time space continuum etc', what the fuck can he possibly know about the far reaches of the universe? The cunt hasn't even seen the upstairs of his own house.

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

His son B.A. is a cunt. 

Bang bang the mighty fall. His surname was Robertson and his hooter was massive.