Comic Cunts

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

If you haven't had the unique pleasure of having one of these utter fuckwits enter your life, go buy a super lottery ticket and consider yourself blessed.  These cunts know every character from every comic, even the cunts who have buildings dropped on them by their heroes or villains.  Every little support character has a meaning to their story, and these utter window licking wankers will tell you in painful detail, all about it, and what THEY would have done with the poor bastard, as if it would make some difference.  Then the inevitable....they begin regaling you with the numerous flaws and storyline faux pas in movies based on their favorite comics.  

Avoid these fuckers at all costs!  If you can't, kill the lot!

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

You must mix in different social circles to most normal folk. I have never encountered one of these.

Do you get a lift to work in a Sunshine bus by any chance?

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

If you haven't had the unique pleasure of having one of these utter fuckwits enter your life, go buy a super lottery ticket and consider yourself blessed.  These cunts know every character from every comic, even the cunts who have buildings dropped on them by their heroes or villains.  Every little support character has a meaning to their story, and these utter window licking wankers will tell you in painful detail, all about it, and what THEY would have done with the poor bastard, as if it would make some difference.  Then the inevitable....they begin regaling you with the numerous flaws and storyline faux pas in movies based on their favorite comics.  

Avoid these fuckers at all costs!  If you can't, kill the lot!

They are as bad as any fanatic on any subject. I am sure I could bore you all shitless with my knowledge on 1980s porn stars and which magazines or videos they appeared in, however it is knowledge I keep to myself.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

They are as bad as any fanatic on any subject. I am sure I could bore you all shitless with my knowledge on 1980s porn stars and which magazines or videos they appeared in, however it is knowledge I keep to myself.

Yes, but 80s porn stars are important.

[Guest Snatch]

41 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

Yes, but 80s porn stars are important.

Only the ones that didn't die from aids.

[Witheredscrote]

8 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Only the ones that didn't die from aids.

John Holmes, what a prick!

[Stubby Pecker]

12 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

If you haven't had the unique pleasure of having one of these utter fuckwits enter your life, go buy a super lottery ticket and consider yourself blessed.  These cunts know every character from every comic, even the cunts who have buildings dropped on them by their heroes or villains.  Every little support character has a meaning to their story, and these utter window licking wankers will tell you in painful detail, all about it, and what THEY would have done with the poor bastard, as if it would make some difference.  Then the inevitable....they begin regaling you with the numerous flaws and storyline faux pas in movies based on their favorite comics.  

Avoid these fuckers at all costs!  If you can't, kill the lot!

This is yankified crap made popular by dozens of utter shite films aimed a teenage boys. Anyone who indulges in over the age of 16 should be killed or worse still sent to live in France. 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

17 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

You must mix in different social circles to most normal folk. I have never encountered one of these.

Do you get a lift to work in a Sunshine bus by any chance?

Obviously not, you're still able to post.  If I were getting a lift in the manner you describe, you'd have been broken into little pieces long ago.

Fuck off! 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

This is yankified crap made popular by dozens of utter shite films aimed a teenage boys. Anyone who indulges in over the age of 16 should be killed or worse still sent to live in France. 

That is precisely the problem, Stubs, most of the time, the idiots are adults.  Children and teens, I could forgive, or at least ignore.  Two of these utter fuckwits were arguing about the propriety of calling Batman the Dark Knight, or you have no respect for the character whatsoever.  When the doors to lift opened, I didn't care what floor it was, I got stepped off.  

[camberwell gypsy]

I thought by the title of this nom you were talking about John Bishop. Most disappointed 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I thought by the title of this nom you were talking about John Bishop. Most disappointed 

I'll try to contain my sorrow you didn't like my nom.  

Moving right along....

[Stubby Pecker]

11 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

That is precisely the problem, Stubs, most of the time, the idiots are adults.  Children and teens, I could forgive, or at least ignore.  Two of these utter fuckwits were arguing about the propriety of calling Batman the Dark Knight, or you have no respect for the character whatsoever.  When the doors to lift opened, I didn't care what floor it was, I got stepped off.  

I can see how tempting it would be to interject and politely tell them what crap they're talking and that there's so much more to life than kids stuff, but of course in real life we're not cunts and this is not the done thing to make obvious judgements. One obvious judgement I'd make is the fuckwits in question had shit beards, skinny jeans, saggy moobs and no girlfriend. How pathetic and listless the modern human has become. Survival of the fittest no longer applies to our species, in fact it's the opposite. When the apocalypse comes it'll be the tough as fuck Sudanese goat herder who lives on one meal a day and has to drink his own piss to survive who'll rule the world.  

[Cap'n Cunt]

6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I can see how tempting it would be to interject and politely tell them what crap they're talking and that there's so much more to life than kids stuff, but of course in real life we're not cunts and this is not the done thing to make obvious judgements. One obvious judgement I'd make is the fuckwits in question had shit beards, skinny jeans, saggy moobs and no girlfriend. How pathetic and listless the modern human has become. Survival of the fittest no longer applies to our species, in fact it's the opposite. When the apocalypse comes it'll be the tough as fuck Sudanese goat herder who lives on one meal a day and has to drink his own piss to survive who'll rule the world.  

I, for one, welcome our dusky-skinned animal husbandry expert piss-drinking overlords. 

[Guest]

So who would win in a fight, Batman or Spiderman?

[Stubby Pecker]

27 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said:

So who would win in a fight, Batman or Spiderman?

Neither, the Sudanese 8 stone goat herder who lives on 1 meal a day, his own piss and doesn't wear shoes would kill them both with a machete. Plus one is real and two are made up.  

[Guest DingTheRioja]

3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I can see how tempting it would be to interject and politely tell them what crap they're talking and that there's so much more to life than kids stuff, but of course in real life we're not cunts and this is not the done thing to make obvious judgements. One obvious judgement I'd make is the fuckwits in question had shit beards, skinny jeans, saggy moobs and no girlfriend. How pathetic and listless the modern human has become. Survival of the fittest no longer applies to our species, in fact it's the opposite. When the apocalypse comes it'll be the tough as fuck Sudanese goat herder who lives on one meal a day and has to drink his own piss to survive who'll rule the world.  

Frank?

3 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

I, for one, welcome our dusky-skinned animal husbandry expert piss-drinking overlords. 

Me too, I fucking love a good goat curry!

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Neither, the Sudanese 8 stone goat herder who lives on 1 meal a day, his own piss and doesn't wear shoes would kill them both with a machete. Plus one is real and two are made up.  

Of course two are made up. Who's ever heard of a Sudanese goat herder for fucks sake.