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Guest Drew P Pissflaps

Fucking idiot yanks. When chasing storms looking for cowardly lions, tin men or whatever they partake in this pointless activity for - you still have to pay attention to where you're fucking driving. What a bunch of cunts.

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

When I saw 'Storm Wranglers' I thought it was about waterproof jeans. 

I thought you never left the house without Tena pants plugging your prolapse, so waterproof jeans are a bit superfluous for you.

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Guest Snatch
1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

I thought you never left the house without Tena pants plugging your prolapse, so waterproof jeans are a bit superfluous for you.

Not if she turns them inside out.

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Guest nobgobbler
49 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

I thought you never left the house without Tena pants plugging your prolapse, so waterproof jeans are a bit superfluous for you.

 

48 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Not if she turns them inside out.

Wouldn't wanna be in your shoes when the gypsy girl logs in!

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Guest Snatch
1 hour ago, nobgobbler said:

 

Wouldn't wanna be in your shoes when the gypsy girl logs in!

Shouldn't think you'd look sexy in a pair of size 9 steel toe caps.

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49 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Shouldn't think you'd look sexy in a pair of size 9 steel toe caps.

I look sexy in anything. Looking sexy in nothing is becoming increasingly difficult.

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Guest 'eavensabove
6 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

I look sexy in anything. Looking sexy in nothing is becoming increasingly difficult.

I dunno, can we be the judges of that please?

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Guest 'eavensabove
2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

When I saw 'Storm Wranglers' I thought it was about waterproof jeans. 

I've fished with Storm Wranglers on the River Kennet.

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Guest DingTheRioja
1 hour ago, Snatch said:

Shouldn't think you'd look sexy in a pair of size 9 steel toe caps.

30 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

I look sexy in anything. Looking sexy in nothing is becoming increasingly difficult.

23 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

I dunno, can we be the judges of that please?

 

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Guest DingTheRioja
1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said:

NO WAY, is that Gypo! She wouldn't be seen DEAD with a tool in her hand.

hammerdrill = Industrial vibrator.... clawhammer to keep Fender happy...

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Guest Mingeeta
10 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

x-ray your head.

Thats pointless and a waste of NHS resources. You dont need an x-ray to know theres fuck all in that thick bonce of his.

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Guest nobgobbler
12 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

NO WAY, is that Gobby! She wouldn't be seen DEAD with a tool in her hand.

Or Frank's yellow crusty helmet anywhere near my face.

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Guest 'eavensabove
5 hours ago, Mingeeta said:

Thats pointless and a waste of NHS resources. You dont need an x-ray to know theres fuck all in that thick bonce of his.

Agreed. There is no better revealing scan than A4 sheet of white paper to diagnose the cunt.

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